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Author | Topic: Sexual Mustard and Christia Aguilera | ||
Moderator Posts: 3115 |
hahahaha!
Damn boy! I would have at least held her around the waist and touched her bare skin.. tsk tsk.. | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 1253 |
Hey Johnny...how did you post that. I tried to earlier for mustard and it said the the jpg was not a true jpg. What did i need to do? i am not so computer literate... ------------------ | ||
Moderator Posts: 3115 |
it said the same thing for me as well.. I had to pull the file up in photoshop, save it as a gif, then safe it as a jpg again. | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 1253 |
Thanks Johnny- i probably wouldn't know how to do that unless someone showed me. oh well, i will go back to being simple. haha later dude! ------------------ | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 71 |
luck, lucky bastard! (wish i could see her abs though) ------------------ | ||
Moderator Posts: 2243 |
What a little cutie....and I ain't talking about Ms Aguilera, neither. ------------------ | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 152 |
That is one of the best pics of Christina Ive seen..she looks so much better like that than she does with all those white extensions and TONS of makeup... | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 740 |
YOU ARE ONE LUCKY BASTARD!
[This message has been edited by FLEXMEX (edited December 24, 2000).] | ||
Guru Posts: 3038 |
sexual mustard is a god among men... | ||
Freak Posts: 1719 |
GODDDDDAMN! | ||
Freak Posts: 1719 |
You can tell she's a total hoe too. Nice breast to waist ratio. | ||
Moderator Posts: 3115 |
don't you want to just lick her bellybutton? | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 62 |
Oh My GOD! Its true, she looks so much better w/o all that makeup and crap. If I saw her I don't think I'd be able to stay as calm as him. Man, I'll never forget the time I saw the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders. Me and bunch of guys were walking into the chow hall at Sheppards Air Force Base and they were all walking out in their little uniforms. We just stopped, stared and were mesmerized. We couldn't move for like 10 minutes. Crazy shit. We didn't even mean to, it just happend. We couldn't even talk. Later | ||
Freak Posts: 1814 |
oh hell. now i have to sit here for a while. dammit with the christina aguilera pics. always fucks me up. either way, ill take her with the extensions and gateway cow hairpaint and jewels all smashed into her forehead...or like that too. ------------------ | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 963 |
you were hard wouldnt ya bro,her touching me would have me whippin it out there and rubbin one out and asking if she would help ------------------ "Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity." "In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take prozac to make it normal." http://pub33.ezboard.com/bburnboy check this board out its just gettin started | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 225 |
lucky son of a bitch..did you try and make a move on her? I would of..ya never know..then you still could of lied and said you got some from christina agularia to all your friends | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 593 |
Christina is a cutie, but with that teeny tiny little body & that bigass head she reminds me of one of the Peanuts gang! | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 300 |
again, thanks to JohnnyO for posting the pic, and to Cap Insano & Bikinimom for trying...(blushing at bikinimom's comment). As far as licking her bellybutton, YES I wanted to and I also wanted to fuck it, although I doubt any human's bellybutton would go that deep. Canadian Oak-- shit was I hard! See the "I-got-a-boner-right-now-and-I'm-about-to-shit-in-my-pants" expression on my yellow face?! And as far as making a move on her, Slack3r, um...no. But I did make a nice caricature drawing of her and gave her the original while she signed a copy of it for me...she was impressed and chatted with me the most! OK thanks for viewing folks I'm gonna go beat off to Bikinimom's pic again... | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 270 |
you lucky fucker! man i would of just lost it if she touched me, damn, shes fine. mmmmmmm. | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 300 |
By the way guys notice how her left nipple kinda pops out a bit. Thanks and God bless. | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 483 |
Mustards a Pimp. ------------------ | ||
Freak Posts: 1719 |
I wonder what would happen if you tried to make a move on her. Or if you just straight up looked her in the eye and asked her out. Or if you just ignored her and acted as if she wasn't important. I've always wondered how unknown guys get famous hoes like that. | ||
Moderator Posts: 3115 |
wasn't there some mtv special in which she was driving around... wasn't that her boyfriend with her? he looked like a average hispanic guy.. cute, but not exceptionally so. | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 300 |
I HATE THAT GUY!!! I saw him when I met her last year...she was performing a little concert and I got VIP, and all her fruitcake dancers were with her...and then I saw HIM!! Granted, they weren't going out yet at the time, but there was something about his demeanor that made me want to kick his ass. I think it was his mustache and eye makeup. Anyways, yeah, I saw that MTV special too. He's a fugly motherfucker, isn't he? Gives me hope that I'll perhaps score with a chick who looks like her. | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 59 |
Too bad you're gay! | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 583 |
can you post a copy of the cartoon you made? Did you exaggerate the knockers even more? | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 300 |
I could post it, but I'd have to scan it first. That might be kind of a hassle because it's a large photocopy, not a small one...but I could take a cheap digital pic of it if you're not into quality. No, I didn't exaggerate her delicious hanging friends...wanted to keep it nice and tasteful for once, actually. Far different from my other "adult" versions of her that I've drawn in the past. I did draw her slutty belly button though...that's a must. | ||
Guru Posts: 4019 |
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Guru Posts: 2407 |
Tell me she is standing on a big ass box or something. Tell me you are not 4' 11". ------------------ | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 300 |
I'm pretty fucking close, Wodin! 5'3", to be exact...she's 5'2". I know, I'm a midget practically. | ||
Guru Posts: 2014 |
I'll buy that for a dollar!!!!! ------------------ | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 583 |
Bump for another midget asiatic bastard child. I am currently wider than I am tall. | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 82 |
you lucky man id give my left nut to be that close to her | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 853 |
hahahahahaha wow, I remember SM talking about that pic. I now know it's totally legit, SWEEEEEEEEEET!! I'm 5'6-7" can I bump this for the "midgets?" | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 583 |
Us midgets should pool info to formulate a reliable protocol in wooing taller women. We must not limit our conquests to pursuing those that are under 5'8". We must also work to ban high-heals, which merely excasserbate the problem. | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 211 |
Look at that torso. Magnifique | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 300 |
y'know, for 5'3", my cock isn't bad at all.... i bet Christina's twat is so tight because of her size that it'd rip my dick off. | ||
Guru Posts: 2407 |
I bet your right! You should of coped a feel. When I was taking Jet my instructor was a first line student of lee's, that was one of his sales pitches, anyway the guy was 5'4" weighed about 130 soaking wet and could sling my largess all over the floor. | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 300 |
are you talking about jeet kune do and Bruce Lee? | ||
Guru Posts: 2407 |
Yep. I am. | ||
Cool Novice Posts: 41 |
Lucky Bastard! |
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