get some gold bond powder. we would get it in the field when i was in the marine corps. crotch rot. hehe. the powder will clear it up. a doc can tell you if you have crabs.

Seriously though, it is worth checking out. It might be a sexually transmitted disease, which might be easy to clear up with some antibiotics, but if left for prolonged periods can be fatal (like syphillus [sp.]).

Don't be afraid of going to see a doctor, just make sure it's not your usually one, they have to maintain STRICT confedentiality procedures. In Britain they have a strict procedure outlined by the BMA, if they don't follow it you can SUE THERE ASSESS.

If you have gonnorhea, you'll be pissing razor blades and have a white pussy discharge. You'll be crying while you pee. Since you didn't say you were in pain, you probably don't have gonnorhea. Gonnorhea shows up 3-5 days after sexual contact.

Therefore, it's possible (I didn't go to medical school) that you have scabies, commonly called crabs. Not a big deal, just deal with it. Here are my suggestions:

DON'T SHAVE! That doesn't help ... and bathing in alcohol will just dry out your skin and may cause a bad rash. If you have crabs, you WILL be able to see them. Look really good cause they're small. They'll be on the hair shafts and embedded in the skin of your groin and possibly even your stomach. They might look white or even red. Again, they appear within a few days after sexual contact.

Ideally, you'd go to a doc and get a prescription for Lindane lotion. You can even go to your local hospital's emergency department. I'm sure they see this all the time. Go in the middle of the nite as they're probably slow and you can get in and out quickly with a minimum of embarassment. Just tell the Emergency Room's triage nurse, "MY name is <insert your name here> and I've been with a skank who gave me scabies. I need to see a doctor". Don't be offended if she or he puts on gloves and a surgical mask while talking to you. (I'd like to put some on now just typing this.)

Second best, go to the grocery store and buy RID. If you're a regular customer at your local store, drive to the next neighborhood/town/city. At the check out counter, put your RID on the counter and tell the clerk that you think she/he is very cute and maybe she/he would like to go to a movie sometime.

When you get home, take a shower and apply the lotion. Put it on from your stomach down. Don't forget your ass (they like dark warm place) and the space between your toes. You'll have to do this a few times over the next couple of days but you'll get immediate relief.

Next, you'll have to wash all your sheets and clothes. It's a bitch but you gotta do it.

Finally, don't have sex or even sleep in the same bed as someone else until you get treated. However, if you have an ex that you'd like to get some revenge on, well, that's up to you.

AGAIN, DON'T ASK HOW I KNOW ABOUT THIS.

P.S. Are you related to El Ass-o Wipe-o?

Frackal: u still comfuse me

freak daddy: does lemon juice really work on that or you just guessing it might?

thenx guys

i went to buy that RID stuff to shopert drugmart.since i didint want to drive far i went to one close to my place.oh yea and since it was late oon saturday most of the others were closed and i was sure this one was opened.ok so i go in and i walk around looking for it.cant fucking find it anywhere.so im all like "fuck im gonna have to ask some one maybe its over the counter" so offcourse i went to to the pharmacy place of the drug store (cause they have more then drugs there)and there was hot chicks around... so i had to wait till they went away so i can ask the old ladys in pharmacy for the shit.... demn it sucked i waited 45 fucking min to buy it all together.then it turned out since it was the mall close to me was that some old old old friends from school were at that drug store.but they didint recodnise me... i wanted to talk to em but the hell would i say im doing there...finally no one was around and i ask for that shit...they said they sold the last one today and asked if i want somethign else... so i got somethign else and it better work...i bet theyre at home now telling their family about their day at work and how "this guy same in the store today looking for a crab lotion!" fuck this i dont eavn know what im typeing anymore since im so stoned... anyway i tryed it today and everythgin in my house is washed so pray that it was crabs cause i dont want to imbarace myself 2nd time going the the doc.heh eaven then the doc could of prescribe somethigfn to me again and ill have to go to a drug store again to buy some shit.

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Originally posted by El_Ess_Dee_25:

Frackal: u still comfuse me

freak daddy: does lemon juice really work on that or you just guessing it might?

thenx guys

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Not to be a dick or anything bro, but I would suggest that after you get your problem fixed you consider the option of sterilization.

Again, not trying to be an asshole, but I'm concerned about the gene pool as it is...