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Author | Topic: ***What's the fastest way to get that huge pumped look before taking off the shirt?** | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 65 |
Alright guys, down in some places it's swimming weather year round - and everyone can use this info with Spring rolling around. Just want to know what the fastest way to get pumped up and veiny before you have to take your shirt off at the beach/pool or wherever. Oh, and this is assuming no weights around. For me, pushups aren't enough - too lite, pushing the wall doesn't seem to help much, and its hard to find a place for dips. Is just holding a flexed position for a minute the best way??? Please let me know what you guys do, I'm sure eveyone has one meathod or another. PM ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 90 |
look that way before you put your shirt on! ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Moderator ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 1432 |
Exactly what schlong said! ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 792 |
I'll go along with Schlong and Conan but I hear what you're saying. You might do some pushups with your feet up on a table or something. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 1357 |
Don't be cheesy! Like it matters if you are pumped or not if you are trully big. I would pay money to see some guy hiding behind a building at the beach doing pushups to get pumped!!! HaHAAAAAAAAAAAAa ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 126 |
The key is to be vascular and muscular enough so you dont have to do pullups in the bathroom stall at the beach!!! " The other day a lady came up to me and said , I really want to touch your body, I said, I dont blame you" ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 848 |
I agree, this is corny. You should look that way the mojoity of the time if you want to look that way. Posing is really about the only way with no weights. It really shouldn't matter that much though. If you're big enough, they'll know you got vascularity. If they don't know then get bigger. ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 889 |
Hit the bathroom, and jack off really hard. It's great for forearm vascularity. hahaha ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Cool Novice ![]() ![]() Posts: 25 |
try rubbing on "Hot Stuff" by Performance Brands before you go outside to the beach. it improves vascularity and muscle pump. i always put it on before my matches. works good for me. i put this stuff on then immediately do some push-ups, side raises, bicep curls, etc. it really helps with the pump and look. the only problem is that it kinda has a bad smell to it that many people don't like. i dont mind it though. here is the number for it: 800 555-8895. just ask for hot stuff. i think it is like $13/bottle. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 71 |
SYNTHOL!!! just fucking with ya bro -Z ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 198 |
2,000mg of Niacin should do the trick! You know, they sell those tee-shirts with the bodybuilder body on the shirt itself. That should work out pretty good too......lol ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Guru ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 2041 |
10 anadrol tabs a day should do the trick, or just get big. . .I can't give a serious answer to this one. ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 1357 |
Fabrizio, that is a cool pic! ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Freak ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 1648 |
I don't know if this is a trick or not but when I get to the beach I go straight for the water and swim for 15 minutes. That gets me pumped and when you get out you're wet. Looks good. Or so I'm told. ![]() ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 198 |
You like it MP5, eh? That photo was taken moments before I entered a bank and....just joking bro...obviously...for any of you feds out there that photo was actually taken just moments before I was going to enter the Supreme Court building.....okay that was a joke too..... ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Cool Novice ![]() ![]() Posts: 21 |
push ups ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 1119 |
put some tabasco on your finger, then shove it in your asshole. works for me every time! great pumps! ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Pro Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 542 |
quote: well done said!!! that is exactly the easiest way to do it without looking like your trying to fuck the toilet up-side-down. just jump in the water(maybe with your shirt on ) the swim none stop for about 15 mins, then when you get out, take off the shirt and you'll be pumped, swollen, and wet.... it works ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Pro Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 347 |
After you stick your finger in you asshole put it in you mouth and go get the your 2 headed vibrator with the lighted tips and shove it in you ass then punch yourself in the mouth with it - 5 times. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 55 |
Aqueston like that desrved the flame.Good job my swollen friends. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Pro Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 542 |
Fe3.. your posts make no sense! you get on my nerves sometimes!! every post i see, you are bashing someone with a sentence that makes no sense.... some of them are educational enough to know & learn about what the hell you are talking about... oh, and that post you made earlier about the steroids getting spelled wrong, that post was almost as good as this one!! except this one i learned something from it. all i am saying is QUIT MAKING SHIT POST REPLIES!! thanks -MIKE- ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 106 |
Posts like this just make me laugh!!! ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 60 |
Dude!.....I think they have a couple of crapy lifes for sale on Ebay. Go get one You sausage jockey! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 1357 |
Get a bowflex and keep it in your trunk, then you can get a full body pump before you swim. ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 198 |
MP5 - LOL - That's great, bro. Quality stuff. I would also keep an Ab-Roller in there too. ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Novice ![]() Posts: 5 |
Hey how about this, be satisified with who you are without the pump. Women find confidence alot more attractive than pump. Btw nice posts I almost fell out of my chair laughing. ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 106 |
I was thinking... If half of the people posting would work out with the intensity and thought they put into trying to get out of working out... jeez. ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 65 |
Guess I'm on fire right now ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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