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 Today I Farted in the Gym!!!!
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 24 |
today i was doing legs and abs at the gym. i was at the end of my workout doing a compound set of crunches and hanging knee raises. while doing the hanging knee raises i raised my knees to my chest and let out a huge stinking fart!! i jumped off quickly and looked around. thankfully i was the only person in the gym this afternoon. i didn't have hardly anything to eat before the gym, just a myoplex shake an hour before i left for the gym. have any of you guys have any embarrassing stories of yourselves in the gym??? let's hear 'em!!!     | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 521 |
you farted in the gym!!? how dare you do that.. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 178 |
I hate it when that happens. My friend and I were doing dips when he accidently ripped on of thos cadaver smelling-protien farts. Holy shit bat man! the only problem is that the gym is always full, and lots of spandex honeys around.I laughrd so hard i had to skip a set or two. funny shit man. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 42 |
haha, ya I've farted when going deep and heavy on squats, but back in high school this kid actually shit a little terd out! It fell out of his shorts and on to the floor right behing him! He was so pissed that he kicked down the wooden door to the gym room, and nobody let him forget it for years! | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 24 |
LMFAO @ pd!!! pd that is some funny shit (literally!)!!!! i know there has to got to be plenty more embarrassing things like this happen in the gym, let's here 'em bros!!! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 284 |
I never dropped a turd, but I did let one blow pretty loud during a set of deads once. It started sneaking up on me about my 3rd rep, then when I was busy giving my 5th rep my all, I knew that if I kept doing them I'd drop some ass, and there was a lot of people around. But I wasn't going to waste a good fucking set of deads, so I let it blow. I didn't hear it because my walkman was too loud, but I saw my buddy turn and run when I did it. He said it was loud as fuck and people were mumbling and laughing on the other side of the gym. Its good to get some intellectual topics back on this board ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 161 |
Ok there is this chick at the gym at my college that i ALWAYS talk to. She is BAD!! She is red-headed, and she lifts too, but she is real tone. Anyway, we were talking one day about deltoid workouts...and she showed me a good one because she is studying some kind of body science crap, but anyway, she said..."here, now you try it." Of course I grabbed a 30lb. weight when she had a 5lb. weight.....man oh man....I farted before I could even get the dumb bells lifted to my sides. Man I was so fucking embarrassed. She laughed too....but she was cool though the very next day she told me not to think anything of it. Made me feel a lot better....but man....what a ass...or I should say fart i made of myself. Nick | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 50 |
I have. Whenever i strain, espically on legs, i have a tendency to let one rip. I was in the gym one day and this chick was doing bench with dumbells(ver lite of course) but it must have been heavy for her cause she strained a little and let out the worst smelling fart! It made my eyes water! | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 482 |
I let one rip the other day when I was doing legs. Full squats. My girlfriend was working out with me, so she didn't say anything. She understands. B True | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 74 |
a few months ago i was spotting my friend on the flat bench. i let out one of those silent but violent ones that burn your ass on the way out. it smelled so bad that he dropped it on his chest. luckily he only had like 135 on the bar and i was able to get it before it rolled down onto his neck. word to the wise: dont shit on your gym buddies, it can be deadly. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 15 |
I will tell you what bro...it happens. So what, kill a mf..... ------------------ IRISH PSYCHO BAS NO AN BUA | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 37 |
Once, in high school I was doing one of those abdominal tests in gym class(where you try to do as many sit-ups as you can in a minute). The gym teacher always paired us up so one person would be doing the sit-ups and the other person would be holding your feet down. Anyway about half way through the test, I let out a loud, stinky fart right in my partner's face. Everyone heard it, and smelled it!! Man, I was so freaking horrified. Even the gym teacher laughed at me!!! I caught $hit for ever over that. | ||
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Freak 
Posts: 1802 |
in the marine corps we constantly have PFT's (physical fitness tests). anyways, one portion of it is to do 80 situps in 2 minutes. no problem. but they are notorious for EVERYONE blasting out at least one on the foot holder guy. i had a chick hold my legs once.....ah well, she gets the treatment too. its cool though cause she let one go as well. YIKES! ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 106 |
A day will come when you're squatting,you'll fart & follow through!LOL ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 283 |
Jersey Boy does it all the time without any shame. He and I have even "fart-talked" to each other. True story. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 221 |
I DONT KNOW ABOUT YOU GUYS BUT FARTS PROPEL ME FROM THE DEEP SQUAT POSITION...... ------------------
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 656 |
Not in the gym, but fishing one day with some buddies and one guy has to take a dump. Well we are way to far out so we tell him to drop it over the side. Too embarassed he jumps into the water for his business. A moment later we are all busting a gut and he's like wtf is so funny. Well the snake floated straight to the surface and was caressing the back of his neck! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 50 |
I have never shit myself doing squats but I have thrown up a couple of times,at least I made it to the trash can... | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 517 |
in the Dojang i caught a side kick that made me shit my pants , i swear it lifted me a foot off the ground . ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 614 |
Fart all the time. Just damn glad they usually don't stink. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 312 |
Here's a great story.We were all standing around a bench press in the gym,taking turns warming up.There was this stuck up b***h in the gym,that thinks she is just god's gift. Anyway,right as I let out a silent but deadly,she started walking towards us.Right as she walked up I yelled"OH MY GOD,WAS THAT YOU",GOD YOU STINK",with that,we all busted out laughing,about 10 ten people around us were just dying She just walked away with a goofy look on her face.now she manages to avoid us. ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 24 |
This girl i was seeing that i met in the gym had a gas problem. We were sittin in my car after working out, and it just smelt like someone straight up shitted in my car. I was like daaamn girl! You do that, she just started craking up, grossed me out,i had to roll down my windows and everything. And the very next day she was doing some abs, and i walked over to speak to her, and it smelt like shit over there, and she was the only person in the ab section, and i looked at her funny, and she just started laughing and got embarrased. Needless to say, i quit talking to her, turned me off. | ||
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Novice 
Posts: 3 |
I drink about half a gallon of milk a day. This makes me fart about every other 15 minutes. My friends tell me they smell like rotting cum or garbage. So at 24hour fitness gym, we have a bunch of old men in there 60's. They think its fun to scatter the weights around the room. I wait til they are doing their crazy exercises...swinging their arms around with weights in their hands. I walk by and lay a juicy one while my workout partner watches  hehehe | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 24 |
BUMP for more funny stories | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 31 |
The best was on a trip back from orlando...i was in the backseat with this fine girl and my buddy was driving and this other guy leon... a black guy about 6'4 and my buddy is puerto rican driving...so we were driving...and all of a sudden this nasty smell burned my nose hairs and she starts yelling at leon..leon calls her a racist!!! and so all the guys are blaming each other and laughing...she leans over to me and says she did it...i laughed so hard i let one rip out and everyone laughed with tears...she was a real southern bell type...he told her that he would tell the whole college about her if she didnt buy him food for a week...she did! |
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posted December 23, 2000 02:43 PM
