Twas the night before the contest,
And fuck it was neat;
The Sus 250 was kicking,
And the whore was in heat!

The computer was shut down,
The phone was off the hook;
It was time for some pussy,
as my hard-on shook!

The skank in her teddy,
And I in the nude,
Just hit the bed,
And reached for the lube!

When out on the lawn,
There arose such a cry,
That I lost my hard-on,
And the skank went dry!

Up to the window,
I sprang like an elf,
Tore back the shades,
As skank fingered herself!

The moon on the crest
Of the snowman I'd built,
Showed a broom up his ass,
Clear to the hilt!

When what to my wondering
Eyes should appear,
The Ranger from the Elite Board
Showing no fear!

Rippled in muscle,
.6% body fat,
Ranger stood grinning
From where he was at!

He looked to his crotch,
And gave it a rub,
Laughed like hell,
Then puked on my shrubs!

I put on my pants,
To cover my ass,
When through the front door,
He came in with a crash!

Is this a whorehouse?
He yelled with a smile,
The T200 is rock'in,
And it's been a while!

He walked into the kitchen,
Had GHB for a drink,
then pulled out his cock,
And pissed in the sink

I wanted to laugh,
The whore smiled with glee,
Ole Ranger was hung,
Clear down to his knee!

He reached in his pocket,
A box of condoms was his find,
Then pulled out 6 pair of panties...
The edible kind!

He looked at the skank,
And almost shit,
Damn she's ugly,
I think I'll split!

He stumbled to his car,
But his feet were like lead.
Slipped on the ice,
And farted instead!

He started the car,
It fired up without a hitch;
I'm getting out of here E2,
Your skank is a BITCH!!

RANGER

Well the Xmas one is on it's way, heh heh i can't wait for you guys to see it, i've seen a preview and believe me it's the most controversial yet!!!!

HEh heh!!

Heads are gonna roll!!

it's tooooooo much.....

or fuck it just do it.....

Don't post it!! We dont want to loose you bro!!! Send it thru e-mail to the bros!!

Heh heh heh