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animal B

Freak

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From:peru
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posted December 21, 2000 06:47 PM

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after a shoulder shot of winny combo with pgf2a I was not able to bring my arm around to flush the toliet after the pgf2a hit me...
you know you have pain when?????


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ultragainz

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posted December 21, 2000 06:56 PM

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lets see what about the suspension/pgf2a the next day in the moring.
oh yeah by the way bro i saw your pics nice i didnt get to tell you that so keep up the good work chief!!!!!!!!
AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE!!!!!
P.S.GAMEOVER!!!!!!!


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MP5

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From:your nightmares
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posted December 21, 2000 06:59 PM

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...you come out of the bathroom in a cold sweat and it takes 2 minutes to lower yourself to the couch after a primo shot.

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Body by Schering.


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Iron Ghost

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posted December 21, 2000 07:16 PM

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your shit's 3 times bigger than your ass & you spend the next 45 mins reeling it in,out,in,out oh so slowly hee,hee.

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And on the seventh day God
created ass to the floor squats


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harmonic

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posted December 21, 2000 07:29 PM

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You crawl up the stairs on your knees, because your quads are so soar from suspension..

You can't reach around yourself to put on your seat belt because your delts are so soar.

You refuse a good massage, because your too soar to be touched...


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KODIAK99

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posted December 21, 2000 07:45 PM

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When you have to stay home from work because your back is fucked from squatting and dead-lifting but you still go to the gym to do arms. hehehehehe

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If you are going to be a bear. . .be a big fucking bear!!!!!


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Stan O'Zolol

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posted December 21, 2000 11:01 PM

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The injection stings so much it makes you cry...or maybe it's just the clomid.


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Apasny

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posted December 21, 2000 11:51 PM

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Animal what's up its me from LB. Walking down some steps after a leg workout, and my knees feel like their going to collapse till I get back on level ground - to me that's pain!


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jersey boy

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posted December 22, 2000 12:22 AM

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You're in pain when you fuck up making a fina batch, let the shit get tainted and get a whopping infection that lights your ass up a pretty shade of bright red.


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hellraisr

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posted December 22, 2000 12:23 AM

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Your wife walking in on you while in the bathroom doing a glute injection!


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pd

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posted December 22, 2000 01:45 AM

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A day or two after working legs, trying to squat down on to the toilet, and falling the last half of the way down. haha, one time I almost landed in the tub.


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bigrand

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posted December 22, 2000 02:32 AM

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pd, i work my tris when i shit after leg day. My ass hurts so bad i cant sit, i got to hold myself up with my fuckin arms.


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pd

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posted December 23, 2000 04:16 PM

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haha, good call bigrand - I'm going to have to install and handicap bar handle next to the toilet to help with that!

PM


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*B*

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posted December 23, 2000 10:42 PM

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The doc tells you, "You have Kidney Stones"..... Time to pop another perc...... "B"


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Tom Zenk

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posted December 24, 2000 12:04 AM

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When you have anal sex with no lubrication


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Pat1USMC

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posted December 24, 2000 01:32 AM

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When your girlfriend thinks you're gay and hate her because everytime she touches you you tell her to stop cuz it hurts like a mother cuz you're so damn sore...


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animal B

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posted December 24, 2000 09:21 AM

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tom Z would like to hear more on that anal sex..does it hurt when you do or recieve without the lub...funny story..about 15 years ago..no joke..my girlfriend walks in the room with a strap on dick the size of a tree trunk and says,"now its your turn"..was the last time I dated a chick from chili..and no..she didnt even come close..I quess that would surmise pain of which I have no desire to know


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Diver

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posted December 24, 2000 09:38 AM

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animal next time let her start with a finger...i swear you'll love it!! buahaha

ps.no im not queer
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Eramthgin

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From:Richmond, Texas USA
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posted December 24, 2000 11:57 AM

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having hemroids so bad that you would rather pucker till the next mellinium then shit.


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