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 WHAT IS YOUR GUYS BEST EXCUSE WHEN PEOPLE ASK IF YOUR ON THE JUICE?
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 307 |
EVERY SINGLE PERSON I RUN INTO WANT'S TO NO IF I AM ON JUICE. I TAKE IT AS A COMPLIMENT BUT IT IS GETTING TO THE POINT WHERE I COULD GET IN TROUBLE.    | ||
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Freak 
Posts: 1798 |
I really don't publicize my AS use, and deny it to anyone except my girl and my Dr. I suggest the same, excuses are lame. It is pretty much a question of self esteem. I feel good, I look good and I am very well muscled. . .as are many of the bro's here, the simple response to those who question how we've become this way is. . .do you go to the gym, perhaps your not training correctly. If they still persist the obvious response is with roid rage and crushing them into the skinny/or fat little shapeless sloth's they are. . .J/K. Just deny it and move on, people will think what ever they want anyway, your not doing it to change other peoples minds your hopefully doing it for yourself. ------------------  | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 57 |
"Nah......Im just on creatine and protein"....lol I used to hate hearing that shit when i asked what the super big guys were on.....Now i find myself sayn it too..... "If you have to talk about how bad you are, then obviously your not big enough, SO SHUT UP AND LIFT, and let your body speak for itself" | ||
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Moderator 
Posts: 947 |
I just say, why do you want some? Looks like you need 'em to me you little little man. ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 37 |
Rule # 1 Never take your headphones off Rule # 2 Train with a partner who is on gear too Rule # 3 DENY IT ,REPEAT | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 1051 |
I just say I've been working out for 9 years and always kept a strict diet. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 37 |
Have a hard work out, and smoke a fat joint <////////> OoOoOOoOoOoO | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 254 |
i dont deny it to any one ever im not ashamed and i dont feel bad for doing it , i am my own person and i think that any one that i feel i have to explain myself too knows and respect this | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 777 |
If I know the person (and they arent in a position to get me busted or fired) Im open about it. I would like to think I can do at least a little something to dispell the negative myths surrouding gear. I remember years ago at a supplement shop, there was a guy working there, and he was like 5' 6" and mabye 240-250lbs, and VERY LEAN! He had acne and some of the more obvious signs of gear use (at least obvious to those of us who know). Those are the idiots that give AAS a bad rap... oh that mother fucker... Im getting all mad about it again... ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1243 |
show them a muscletech add in musclemag.. tell em to go buy as much as they can! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 62 |
I say, "no way man that shit's illeagal!" I tell that I use the stuff that Mark Mcguire took, with a lot of protein and creatine. lol ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 104 |
I ask them if they can add. Then I proceed to tell them "If it takes 3000calories to maintain the current muscle I have, common sense dictates if I add 1000-1500calories on top of that & train hard, I will gain weight, therefore look bigger!" So its all just simple math! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 813 |
What really pisses me off, is when a new juicer in your gym denies it to you. Any body with half a brain could probably tell that I'm on something, so it's kind of strange when a juicer lies to another juicer. There's a fucker in my gym, who's using more test than should be allowed, who actually told me that he thought using juice is for cheaters. WTF!!!! I was actually going to help the fucker design some better cycles, but it's his problem now. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 32 |
I say of course i am.They walk away still none the wiser wondering if i'm double bluffing 'em.Duh!!! ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 496 |
Biotest should give me a stipend for every sucker in my gym who bought androsol after I explained it was what caused my rapid gains. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 765 |
got milk? | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 48 |
I was privileged that an ex-pro international opened up to me about his cycles and the gear he used, even helping me with the injections and training. Thank God as I have enough of those bigassed craps who still deny it & refused to help. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 28 |
I usually tell them yes! im using it, and some times i make $$ of them if im low on $. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 97 |
I tell them I wish I could, but I cant even handle getting blood work or flu shots | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 12 |
I usually just admit it. What are people i know gonna do? The response i usually recieve is the lecture... boy that pisses me off. If its someone who can do something about it then i simply deny it though, otherwise i come out with it. But DAMN i hate the guys that say "your dick is gonna shrivel up and balls gonna look like peas" if it wasnt for cops i'd make them wish they were never so ignorant again!! ------------------ Life is short | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 97 |
it's funny cause when I was younger a few of my friends would always tell me "you better stick a needle in your ass" referring to my height (6'5) and i have a nice sized frame to hold the weight.. so it doesn't even bother me if they know, but if some random person was just like "oh he's a juicehead" then that shit could piss me off, cause it's like someone saying "oh he's on prozac" cause someone's a little happier than the normal person | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 369 |
Well, if you should get some commission from Biotest, then i sure as hell should get something from Muscletech! Im always like, "Nah, i use Celltech and Muscletechs Anotesten/Nortesten stack, and it works for me." Then these guys go out and spend $250 bucks for the 8 week cycle of that shit, and i feel so bad.  haha!Sometimes though, i do have a hard time lying about my AAS use. I mean, when people come up to you and just out of the clear blue sky comes, "hey man, you are on roids arent you?" I mean, it knocks me offguard sometimes, and its like my mind goes blank! Im like, um, huh, um, well, nah man and then i go into the muscletech spill. Sounds crazy, but i bet a lot of guys have a hard time answering when people ask this question. ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 17 |
I always tell em that I eat my wheaties. Did you ever really look at half the people asking you? They're mostly people who are gone in a month after there membership runs out, and they were only there cause thats what there girlfriends got em for a present or something. Most guys (referring to users )know anyway. And if there not sure there also not coming up and bugging you while your curling what they bench....HEHEHE !!!! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 842 |
If you run the risk of legal trouble then just deny it. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 28 |
I just eat a lot right after training...I used to overtrain... I always deny it. When it comes to something illegel it's really nobody's buisiness. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 294 |
"Do you beat your girlfriend/wife?" that's a good one. my friend says it works everytime! | ||
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Novice 
Posts: 5 |
I used to be honest with people because I thought that they would respect that.I soon learned that they weren't asking that question so that they could give me a pat on the back.They use the information to minimise your achievements to others."Yeah ,sure he's big but it all comes from a bottle" My position now is neither confirm nor deny.Remember -What you say WILL be used AGAINST you | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 23 |
I never deny it to someone who i definatly know is on it and see in the gym often. i will tell him what i am on and ask what he is on and see if i can learn from him. But i usually allways deny it to most people and tell them that if i did it i would blow up.. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 697 |
No, I wouldnt consider taking them until I have reached my genetic max. Already done this though but it seems to get everyone off my case. Train hard, eat like a big man and take all your supplements and you will get like this as well. ------------------ You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 212 |
I tell them about all those protein shakes and everyday a fat stake. Most people know I almost live for the gym. I went to the post office for my package and the clerk jokingly asked if I had steroids delivered, I said "hell yeah, do you want some". Then he seen that it was a big box full of protein. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 112 |
supplements.. ha ha yeah andros made me gain 30 pounds solid muscle in a matter of 8 weeks. pfft.. Or I just say I'm finally eating right.i used to be a skinny fucker. | ||
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Novice
Posts: 8 |
if a guy in my gym that I know works out hard and trains hard then I will tell him everything that I've done and that I know, if I have the time. But if it's some little punk at a party who I know only goes to the gym to socialize then I just feed him a line about high calorie diets and then go talk to someone else. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 582 |
Sorry, just working on a computer problem.......but I tell them my new woman is a great cook and feeds me the right stuff. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1163 |
The only people that I'm straight with is my training partners and others that do it too. For anyone else I always come up with a big bullshit stack of supplements to tell them. My last one was: Creatine, Glutamine, Tribulus Tettris, and Andro-50. They say, wow, isn't that expensive? I say yes, I could probably do steriods for cheaper. LOL ------------------ | ||
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Novice
Posts: 7 |
I tell them I take a lot of creatine and tons of Nitrotech. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 101 |
I biggest mofo I have ever seen told me the funniest story. He said that anytime somebody he doesn't know asks him if he juices he says the same thing. He looks them in the eye and says, "Remember when you were a little kid and your father molested you? Do you remember that? If he really did, would you tell me? So what makes you think you can ask me these personal questions?" I don't know if this is the best approach to take but I would have loved to see these guys' faces when he said this. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 198 |
Yep andro is good shit. Heheh!! ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 69 |
I say 'If I was juicing I'd be bigger'. Mostly, I laugh it off, since most think 'Oh my God, hell kill us with his bare hands'. That is the real laugh. Since three guys in my office are 5'8-10 160-180 all with serious Military training WHO could kill then with an eraser. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 216 |
I just tell them "No, seriously, I'm not on anything i swear. I don't feel any bigger, but thanks anyways." (keeping a staight face throughout it) This gives them a confused look because they know deep down that your on but don't believe it cause of telling them what they think is the truth, No. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 195 |
"Good traning , eating and creatine and glutimine , plue I have been training for a long time" | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 146 |
Only hand full of people know for a fact that I do them. All the others don't have to be Einstein's to see it. If people come up to me and ask how I got so big, I tell them 1) I got stung by a bee, 2) that my girlfriend gave me ass beating with a club or 3) Eat your wheaties. And I just walk away with out saying another word. They never approach me again. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 167 |
i feel bad for some of the guys though. When I first started lifting, the owner of the gym that i went to was a pretty big guy that it was fairly obvious juiced. It took a week for me to work up the courage to go up to him and ask him about roids. Granted I didnt just walk up and say "are you on the juice", I tried to initiate an intelligent conversation. No one was in the gym and it was a pretty much no risk situation for him. He just told me bluntly "just keep playing the game how you are playing it" like it was stupid of me to bring it up. Man I felt like a dumb peice of shit, I felt akward going to the gym for the next couple weeks. So i can sympathize with some of the guys. What I hate though is everyone in my hometown started rumors that I was on roids after i went of to college even thoug I hadnt started them yet. No one can respect hard work and dedication these days...that is what pisses me off E | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 89 |
The dreaded question. My sister asked me a few weeks ago. (She has a zero knowledge about training and diet, etc...) and I sarcastically said to her "You found me out!!" and then looked at my GF and said, "15 years in the gym and the only thing someone ever says is 'are you taking steroids?'. Man. Nobody ever says 'Shit, you must be training hard and getting the diet just right'..." Then I walked away... Nobody has brought it up since... ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 43 |
Most common people are ignorant or uneducated about steroids. If you were to tell them you were taking Sust and A-bombs, they would have no clue as to what you were talking about. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 135 |
I just tell them I've been playing ball all my life, and lifting is a HUGE part of it. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 50 |
I THINK MY PERSONALIZED LICENSE PLATE DOES NOT MAKE THEM THINK I USE STEROIDS. ROIDGOD? ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 51 |
Hahaha, lol. Sorry saw this for the first time today. I always say creatine and protein, LOTS of protein. The best was my work out partner though, before I ever juiced before he knew that I knew he did. He was breaking out with zits alot and he said, "man this new protein I have been taking must have alot of sugar, I am starting to break out!" I died laughing it was funny shit, guess you had to be there. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 192 |
Every fucking day this dude comes up to me and asks if I am doing that creatine stuff. I just tell him yes, lots of it, and eating right, and lifting my ass off. But he keeps asking me the same question over and over again, like he knows something is up. He is kinda an ok dude. I see him often, and he works out hard. I remember a year ago he was stronger than me, but now I can about double his bench. I'm not going to tell anyone anything though. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 601 |
"No, just good genetics. I am blessed!!!!" ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 59 |
Well I really could care less what someone think about my usage. But when I am on I will say to people well I have been eating alot of Mcdonalds and that is why I am getting bigger. When I come off and lose some water I tell people I have be sick the last week. mk | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 307 |
Yo MRTEEN dont you think thats a little dumb to have a license plate that says roidgod? | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 202 |
My excuse is that I have a wasting disease and I was actually bigger than this before... I usually stay covered up as not to draw to much attention | ||
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Guru
Posts: 2258 |
I always say "I eat 6 meals a day and take andro, and as much creatine as I possibly can without getting the shits." When you elaborate, they get to thinking about the creatine, andro, and how the fuck they're gonna eat six meal per day. Then I just tell 'em that the marks on my shoulders are from a freak accident when I got drunk and played darts with the guys. LOL |
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posted December 18, 2000 08:24 PM
