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Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 1410 |
As most of you guys know I got shit canned and I'm curious how hard it's going to be for me to pass a drug test. I'm a daily smoker and I'm hoping the drinks you can buy that claim that you'll pass are as good as they claim. Are there better ones on the market? Any help is appreciated. Thanks, Green | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 888 |
take 2 grams of niacin, 2 times in one day. And drink water all day long, and grap one of those drinks too. Might as well make sure you pass, but if you do this, you will pass. layed | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 619 |
don't invest in the teas, they only work by making you drink like a gallon of h20 and diluting your urine...which they test for. Buy the drink that comes in a bottle...it's a thick juice that you drink followed by one cup of water....it has vitamin b5 and creatine so your urine will not come up diluted...I'm not too sure of the name, but there are a bunch that work. | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 1037 |
I used a product called GOLDENSEAL, it helped me when I used it. | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 229 |
One way to insure that you pass, with no doubts; the 'URINE-ATOR' something like that. High Times sells them. It costs like $150, but they send you a tube that holds piss, and the tube can run right down your dick, so even if someone is watching, you can still get away with it. It also contains a heater on it, so your piss will stay in the normal heating range. You also get a free package of clean urine when you buy it. It is well worth it. And 100% guaranteed. | ||
Guru Posts: 3832 |
yeah those packets are the expensive way, I used the niacin for 12 months (I was tested monthly) I smoked all the time only quitting 4 days before my test. I used niacin (although at a higher dose than what was recommended above) and always passed and never had a problem, plus the rush from the niacin is nice, and a great practical joke on a friend! ------------------ For a good time click here: Search and Profiles (300Kleens Board)
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Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 619 |
it's also a good idea to buy a home testing kit, they are like $15.00 so you can tell for sure if you are going to pass the test or not..... www.passyourdrugtest.com has alot of good stuff not too sure if they have home testing kits though. ********Just remember DO NOT give them your first urine of the day, and start pissing b/f you piss in the cup and piss in the cup midstream. These are proven methods to give them urine with the least concentration of drug residue. Good luck brother...you'll be fine...if you can, take a week or so b/f the test off the grass...I know it's tough but it would be worth it. | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 117 |
I've heard alot of testing labs will fail you if they find goldenseal. Definately try to avoid using that stuff. Niacin huh? Never heard that one before. A good friend of mine recently passed a hair test using one of those hair cleaning kits. Niacin probably only does the job for urine, correct?? Just curious, what kind of rush was it? | ||
Guru Posts: 3832 |
Yep works for urine, as far as I know there is no way to pass a hair test if for the length of hair you have you have done the drug they are testing for. They dont test the outside of the hair but the whole hair. The niacin rush is great, gets you all red and warm feeling and itchy to, its like all the crap is being pushed out through your skin, its crazy - nothing psycho but give it a try, ranger always suggested taking some before working out saying that the blood rush/pump is amazing. It doesnt matter if they find goldenseal, or 99% water in YOUR urine or whatever - they by LAW can only test for drugs, if anyone actually failed someone for taking goldenseal (I doubt it) that could be esily won in court with a nice hefty sum of money for wrongfull termination - which youd probably spend on weed anyways lol. ------------------ For a good time click here: Search and Profiles (300Kleens Board)
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Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 1267 |
I don't know what all y'all's weights are, but at about 180, 200 mg of niacin gives me a HELL OF A RUSH, so if you plan on taking 2 GRAMS...I'd have a big cup of ice cubes on hand to rub yourself down with...I agree that it's great to take pre-workout, kind of "kickstarts" (to use a juice-term) the thermogenic...good luck!! ------------------ | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 101 |
i tried niacin before and it got me sent to jail for violating probation. not the best way to go. also, goldenseal doesnt do shit for a urine test. if u can find "naturally klean"(thats how they spell it) capsules, those kept me out of the can every time. u take 3 caps with 16 oz of water every 1/2 hour for 3 hrs, then it works for the next 5. trust me on this one, i became an expert since it was my freedom we were talking about. | ||
Cool Novice Posts: 43 |
There's a drink you can buy for like 45.00. It comes with two bottles of liquid, 1 big one like 20oz, and a vile of this green shit. You mix the 2 together and drink one hour b4 your piss test. Gives you a 5 hour window in which to take the test. I think the name is DETOXIFY or DETOXX something like that. If you got any questions drop me an email. I've been using it for the last four yrs and haven't failed yet and my girl just used it like two wks ago and passed hers. Trust me the shit works. Later | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 117 |
I guess I'll be trying niacin here soon.... see what that rush feels like pre-workout - | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 1410 |
Thanks guys!!! As usual you pull through for me. I'll let you all know how the drug test goes. Later, Green | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 128 |
Bro save your money. I used to get tested all the time and at that time was a dailey smoker. Now if you have advanced warning then the night before drink as much damn water as you can then drink somemore. During the middle of the night you will have to piss alot, but thats a good thing. Then in the morning drink about 32oz of cranberry juice take at least two pisses before you take the test. When you take the test fill the cup up in mid stream. Also take some creatine and vitamin b. This will work especially if you are an active person because THC is stored in fat cells. Good luck to ya | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 112 |
Try to find a product called "the stuff". It worked for me! | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 367 |
Green what occupation are you in? The only field that I know of that tests for sauce is Security and even then it's a variable policy from firm to firm. Are you referring to other medications? | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 1410 |
Wynn I'm getting tested for pot on as a new hire. Juice I'm not worried about. I'm going to quit some time before to help out. Probably a week or two. I'm in the computer/networking field. Later, Green | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 367 |
What's the clearance time on pot? If it is a week then that's ok. If you're not sure you might want to stop now. Don't take any unnecessary chances. | ||
Guru Posts: 3832 |
its said to be a month but I think thats bs, it has to be shorter. For anyone doubting the legitimacy of niacin or goldenseal I know you are lying, because I have done both of these techniques (seperate of each other) for a year. I smoked right up until a few days before each test. Maybe it wasn't the goldenseal that got you busted maybe it was the freebase before you went in?? ------------------ For a good time click here: Search and Profiles (300Kleens Board)
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Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 217 |
Slopain, if they find goldenseal in your urine they will fail you, partially. My friend tried to get a job with a local cable company, but he's a pot fiend!!!! He took a bunch of stuff for the test including goldenseal. They found it and told him he has 24 hours to take another test, if they found GS again he would be failed permanently. | ||
Cool Novice Posts: 43 |
buy fruit pectin and mix it with water your an hour before and dont piss til you get there your piss will be so acidic that it wont show |
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