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Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 594 |
Ok guys, you patience is obviously running out. And alot of you guys are being total jerks about not having my pics up yet... Well, here is the story why they are not up. Ok I met my old roomate at the gym last night as soon as I got off of work. Suprisingly he showed up on his bicycle. Let me tell you why. He borrowed 2k from his dad so he could by a Honda CRX. He told his dad that he was going to pay him back by selling one of his motorcycles that he bought from a friend of a friend. Unfortunately about 3 months ago when Aaron bought the motorcyle he payed $1500 for it and the bike cost $1600. So he was $100 short. His dad got really pissed at him last night because he wants his money. But Aaron can't sell the motorcyle until he gets the title for it. So Aaron went to the guys house (on his bicycle becase his dad won't let him drive the car now) to give him the rest of the money $100, but they guy wasn't there. His mom was there though. Aaron gave the mom the final $100. The guy is supposed to be there tonight to meet Aaron to exchange the title for the motorcycle... Unil Aaron gets the title for the bike his dad isn't going to let him back in the house. (pretty disfunctional in my opinion).Aaron is the guy that has the computer for me to use because I can't do it here at work. So my promise to all you guys on this board is to have the pics up by 12/15/00. I wish I could have posted them just as bad as you guys want to see them. So, please stop replying to my post, and just wait. I have Friday off and I will have plenty of time to get them up myself. So stop the flaming. Oh, get this today I weighed in at 251!! No shit!! Just wait and see my fat ass. And to proove it I'm gunna take a picture of me on the scale. Any questions, reply to this post not my last one I have over 100 notifications on my work e-mail. | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 182 |
You know that you can use e-mail at Kinkos too. Or the library. Or an internet cafe. I would find another way just to get everybody off my back bro. I dont think anybody will flame you for being fat, only because you're flaking. ------------------ | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 1078 |
This one time I was eating a bowl of cereal and was looking out the window and my dog took a shit. Then I watched some TV and later went outside and there was a bird flying around. Great story...post the pics. ------------------ | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 209 |
Hey H, what exactly are your strength gains? | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 594 |
I work 13hr shifts, the last thing I'm gunna do is wait in line a Kinkos to post some fucking pics. I promise by Friday. | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 218 |
LOL I don't really care about the pic's but funny shit... | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 594 |
About 20% increase in strength. My legs have absolutely exploded, as well as my traps. | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 181 |
Harmonic, Thaibox is right. I think you are running out of excuses at this point. Pretty soon you will have to pick a new username and start all over. Hee, hee! I know the bros are flaming, but I can't blame them for it. You have to prove your claims, otherwise burn up. Later... | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 594 |
Flame on boys.. | ||
Cool Novice Posts: 31 |
...and then this one time at band camp I stuck my flute in my pussy and.... . . . . . WTF dude? | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 594 |
Maybe I should just delete this post and not post anything else til fri. | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 182 |
Harmonic, did you see the pics that hooch and Mp5 so graciously put up for ya? ------------------ | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 594 |
Ya, thaibox actually that is about how I look Not quite.. I actully think most of you will be pretty impressed. | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 181 |
Damn, this is more suspense than a season finale on T.V. Hee, hee! | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 1002 |
are you vascular? | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 594 |
Timac, when I was at 202lbs I was pretty vascular when pumped. But not at all right now. | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 594 |
I'm very smoothed out with a fat face and belly. | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 121 |
I think he is trying to find someone that big so he can take a picture of him and post it!!! | ||
Freak Posts: 1571 |
You went from 200 to 251 in 4 weeks?????? Are you selling any real-estate? ------------------ | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 121 |
Yah kod... Its probablly a bridge thats in Brooklyn!! | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 594 |
Ya, no shit Kodiak.. I hope I don't die from this... The suspension injections are bad enough... I wobble around do to soar quads, and that just makes me look that much fatter as I wobble | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 594 |
When I post the pics I don't plan on covering my face up. Can that cause any type of legal problem?? | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 317 |
This is like a fuckin soap opera, I really dont even care what that fat bastard looks, i am just pissed that he says he's gonna do something and jerks evryone around while he gains more fat every day. I hope its worth the wait for this pic, the longer you push it off the more u are gonna piss off the board and that means the more u are gonna get flamed. By the way I thought hooch posted your pics for you? ------------------ "Don't Hate the GAME Hate the FAME" -me | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 121 |
huhh. huhh... Kingwinny said FAT BASTARD!! KEWL!!! | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 594 |
Kingwinny you have been giving me more shit than anybody. Chill out bro! Damn. | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 318 |
Of course he is vascular, The veins are fll of fat an ready to push through his flesh. Hey, your buddies first mistake was buying a Honda. Put the pics on via your computer at work. You know when the snow falls, it is cold. The sun comes out and dries up all the rain. The sky is up. The moon orbits the earth. These are all true. You are full of shit, well fat at those gains. if you want to call them gains. One thing to remember, you toldus about all the food you at for yhe calories, remember calories are not all the same. All the ones you swallowed into that gullit of yours were 50 to 75% fat filled calories. Just go buy a couple tubs of butter and suck them down. What an idiot. Hey, by the way, if you gained 20% is strength, that is only impresive if you started at a good weight to work out with in the first place. 20% of a 10 pund bench id 20#. Since you have cycled before and lost the gains, all you did in essence was get back into shape from you last cycle. if you started out at 202# and have a 310# bench, is that max or do you set that? Dude you are full of shiiiiiiiitttttt! I mean ffaaattttttttt!!!!!!! ------------------ "Pain is weakness leaving the body>>>" | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 67 |
Whatever guy. It really isn't that hard to post pics, unless that is, you don't have them on disk. | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 594 |
Exactly Oeffer. I don't have them on disc yet. | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 163 |
quote: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU HAVE, A NICE FORD (FIX OR REPAIR DAILY) | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 594 |
Actually got a firebird with a 520hp 468ci. I'll post a few pics of it also [This message has been edited by harmonic (edited December 13, 2000).] | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 86 |
fuck how big he is..i wanna see how big is stretch marks are ------------------ | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 594 |
No stretch marks yet... Thank god. Just ego marks because of the water/fat weight. | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 1002 |
this is better than the election!!!!!!!! | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 196 |
i dont think anyone really wants to see your "fat ass" as you put it. ------------------ | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 594 |
Thanks you guys are making this really easy for me. Not! | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 1058 |
harmonic bro.. im gonna break the flow of this thread and sympathize with you for a second. If u gained that much weight in 4 weeks then I really feel sorry for you.. So far i've gained about 18lbs (w/ very little water weight) and I feel like one fat son of a bitch, but people tell me I don't look it. If you gained that much weight, you must be a damn cow............. i feel for you. | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 594 |
Thanks Spunky. Yes I have major water retention. But I'm convinced it will stop as soon as I drop the suspension from my cyle. | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 133 |
Bro thats cool just put them up when you can, but I am looking forward to see them keep us update! Mass Monster | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 236 |
HARMONIC I SAID I WAS SORRY THE OTHER DAY ABOUT BEING AN ASS BUT BRO 52 POUNDS IN 28 DAYS DO YOU THINK WE ARE A BUNCH OF ASSHOLES? AND NOW THE NEW ONE IS THAT YOU HAVE A 520HP CAMARO, GET A FUCKING LIFE. | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 594 |
Bouncer, It's not a Camaro, its a Firebird. I guess I'll be posting pics of it also. Just wait for the fucking pics, I'm tired of typing to defend myself. Wait until Friday!!!!!!!!! Ass. | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 594 |
Come on guys bash me some more.... | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 594 |
Bump for more bashing.... You who don't belive me will feel stupid. You who do believe me thanks for the support and sorry for the delay. I will be posting my 250lb fat ass on fri as well as my 1974 Pontiac Firebird with a 468ci 520hp big block. | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 486 |
Like i said in your first post a few days ago, i beilved you, and i think it is possible to put on that much weight. LIke you said, and many others, it is mostly fat, and water. | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 594 |
Just an amazing amt of water and fat in such a short period. | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 182 |
Homer...uh..Harmonic Even though its entertaining as hell, I think that everyone should cease giving you shit for now. If you're being straight with us(choke), cool. But, come Friday, I guarentee that if you don't post those pics, you'll be on the wall right next to that little turd 2Skinny. Anybody ever see the Simpsons when Homer was trying to gain enough weight to be on disability? Are you wearing moo-moos yet? ok..sorry, thats it from me ------------------ | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 594 |
It's all good Thaibox. Not wearing a moo-moo yet, but none of my jeans fit me. I'm either wearing warm up pants or sweats. | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 510 |
I believe you harmonic, I went from 206 to 289 in 2 months so anything is possible and I wasn't on anything except ice cream and doughnuts...LOL I'm serious...really! ------------------ | ||
Freak Posts: 1571 |
Harmonic, Lets do some simple math. If you were 200lbs one month ago, that would be roughly 28 days, and now your 251. . .1.8214lbs per day. Infact, to put it in perspective take a fellow my size, funny much smaller than you now but much larger 4 weeks ago. I am 6'1" 240 and change depending on my meals. The equivalent ratio would be (200/240)=(250/X) . Where X=((250*240)/200) . . On your cycle I would weigh exactly 300lbs in 4 weeks. . .does anyone else see the problem with the logic here. For one last time bro I call bull-shit and tell you to move on and maybe find that TOO SKINNY guy for an email pal. ------------------ | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 594 |
Zeacky your the shit..... | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 594 |
Kodiak, I think you are one of the biggest assholed on the board. I have never confronted you , but just hang back and watch you badger fellow members. So to Kodiak a huge fuck off and wait til Fri. | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 594 |
Stop replying to this and just wait!!!!!!!!!!! [This message has been edited by harmonic (edited December 13, 2000).] | ||
Freak Posts: 1571 |
What's wrong sweetie, why all the bad words. . .you don't like my math. . .is it fuzzy for you. Trust me its not your approval I live for and the fact that you got your panties in twist over my doubting your BS only makes me laugh harder. . .by the way there are plenty of bro's that huge are Kodiak99 bear fans. . .I'll just have to cross you off my Xmas list. . . PS. Nothing personal I didn't flame you harder than anyone else young lad, I will however make you a deal. When I see these pics, I'll gladly post a few myself. ------------------ [This message has been edited by KODIAK99 (edited December 13, 2000).] | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 594 |
Deal. | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 594 |
And actually this is the 17th day of my cyle, not the 4th week. [This message has been edited by harmonic (edited December 13, 2000).] | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 1058 |
50 some lbs in 17 days? | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 133 |
Yea gains like that are damn near impossible if not impossible, except of course in lab rats who take 20 tabs od anadrol a day! Mass Monster | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 270 |
Can you even gain that much fat in 17 days? Not doubting you but that is alot of fucking weight. | ||
Cool Novice Posts: 27 |
man, I gotta see these pics now...what time will they be posted, I might call in sick on Friday..... | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 594 |
I think it would impossible to gain that much fat. I know its all water. |
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