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 A word from Assface, I thought needed to be circulated again
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Pro Bodybuilder 
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They are in gym too!!!!!! Assface, has been to many, many, many, gyms in this great land of muscledom. While the scene always changes, the same 3 motherfuckers always follow me to the new gym!!!!, can you beleive the nerve of these 3: Dennis Stickfigure: Dennis has been following Assface from gym to gym since I started training when I was 13. Dennis has the remarkable ability to let everyone in the gym know how great his body is. He even wears all those bodybuilding clothes like Crazeewear and Otomix. Dennis even knows more about training than anyone in the gym, and is such a helpful guy he will tell you how to do a better exercise in the middle of your set. Its too bad Dennis Stickfigure weighs 140 pounds, clothes and cell phone included. Tina Corolla - Tina is a legend!! No one has bigger balls than Tina when it comes to wearing spandex to smooth out her cellulite. Even better is the 1/2 inch of cake she wears on her face to smooth out the divots. Tina's last name comes from that infamous Toyota product, the Corolla. These cars last forever, unfortunately, Tina thinks her looks will last forever also. She is still running, but she is all rusted out!! The Pec-Dec Posse - you know them. The five of them run from gym to gym surrounding the pecdec like a ho at a gangbbang. No one dares enter the circle around the dec and ask to work in!! I dont know which is worse, the fact that the PecDec Posse takes 5 minutes in between each person, or the fact that they cant bench their own bodyweight!!     | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 80 |
Funny post..i can relate cause my gyms the same way..last night i noticed 3 fucking old farts were dressed up like they were going to church.. ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 304 |
Haha funny post, it must be the same in every gym ------------------ "Don't Hate the GAME Hate the FAME" -me | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 604 |
Yeah, this must be true at every gym! I especially love those guys who go over to the pulldown station, somehow invert themselves, lock their feet and hang upside down, and do some sort of fucking movement that batman would be proud of! WTF are these idiots doing? How about the chicks that come to the gym wearing practically nothing, spend an hour poking her ass out in front of you, and then get pissed off when you stare at it! LOL! Dumb bitches... | ||
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 48 |
HAHAHA Ghost, aint that the Truth!! Dont want some one looking? Put some Freaking Clothes on!!!
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Cool Novice
Posts: 48 |
Whoops, double post  [This message has been edited by Poseidon (edited December 13, 2000).] |
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posted December 13, 2000 11:53 AM
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