hi, i am 5'1", i have been lifting for 1/2 a year, and i think i am ready to juice,
i am gonna take (the same goddamn mass cycle everyone takes, but all of a sudden it is unique) sus for 8 weeks, deca/eq, and dbol
what can i expect? what pin size?
ITS SOUNDS LIKE : WHO? WHAT? WHERE? WHEN? WHY??

i answer questions like these just to be courteous, but i gained my knowledge through searches on this exact board, reading, EMAILING TO NO EXTENT MODS AND GURUS, and other ways as well including web sites, etc..... i give the mods and gurus alot of credit for answering the same freakin questions, we have only been hear the last months and they have been there for years or so.........

enough with the same goddamn posts:
i finish class and i hop to the "BOARD", me and kingwinny, my good boy, to see if there is anything we can learn, maybe post an intelligent answer, etc..., all we seem to see is the same thing i wrote above
so i will give my 2 cents, for you santa....

through all my knowledge and learning this is what i can give

the basic first mass cycle is this

sus 500mg a week for 8 weeks
dbol for 5 weeks
deca/eq for 8-10 weeks
nolva on hand, clomid either eod or at end

thats it, simple, trust me, that is it!!!!!

u can expect alot from this, how does this sound???
1. depending on YOUR DIET!!!! about 20-30 lbs, will lose some after but you will be ALOT bigger
2. a dart board for an ass, kidding
3. be able to get all the girls from the clubs and scare small children(a stolen line, dont remember from who)

there is not alot more you need, get 18 gauge drawing needles, 23 gauge syringes, and that is about it
eat good and a freakin lot, drink mad water, sleep alot, and lift your balls off

i leave anything out mods??gurus?? i dont think so

Merry Christmas Newbies

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"GOD MADE MEN, STEROIDS MADE GODS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Thai's, it's what's for dinner!!!!!!"

I know its a dumb question, but Im just trying to be a newbie advocate. I dont think we want any "Lunatic's" around. (Well maybe just to read about, just for a great laugh, ya know)

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Originally posted by panerai:
Ooh,yeaa...! How about this one for the first cycle:
Dbol for 6 weeks 80mg/day,1week 40mg/day,1week 20mg/day.
Primo for 12 weeks 400mg/week.
No Nolvadex,Clomid at the end next day after last shot of Primo 300mg/day and 50mg/day for 6 more days.
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Hey bro, what r u trying to do kill my boy deppnade? 80mgs of dbol, good lord!! lol
Primo 12 weeks @400mg, deppnade is gonna have to drop out of school and get a full time job to pay for that (he might have to become a fluff boy). Don't take it personal Panerai, your my boy.

As for u Deppnade, ur so true with these posts that keep coming up, it is getting kind of monotonous seeing the same topics day in and day out, what can we do? nothing. so if you know the answer to their problem help them out or just move on to another post. We're all here to help each other and learn from each other.
I also think the mods and gurus deserve some credit for dealing with these repetitive topics, they work hard to keep this board going smoothly and they see a lot of newbie questions that they, themselves have probably answered numerous times, and they don't complain about doing it either. Keep up the good work guys. Peace

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"My New Syringe"

it is plain and simple in my eyes at least as to the first basic mass cycle, yes i am a virgin, but how do you spell... popping my cherry in t minus 25 days??

sorry about the doses poseidon, here is the basic first cycle, not really that basic actually, some call it THE MEAT AND POTATOES FIRST CYCLE

sus 500mg a week for 8 weeks

dbol 35-40 mg a day for 5 weeks started at the beginning week to week 5

eq/deca at 300-400mg for 10 weeks, the extra 2 weeks help solidify gains

sound about right?? i think so

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"GOD MADE MEN, STEROIDS MADE GODS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Thai's, it's what's for dinner!!!!!!"