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Cool Novice 
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I think im in trouble! I did 12 weeks cyl of T-200, end of the cyl I took clomid. I been off that for a past 60 days .... Week a go I got laid and I didn't use rubber with this girl that I know, 3 days later she took a pregnancy test and she was negative, im happy about that she didn't get pregnant, but! How Come she didn't past the pregnancy test? [This message has been edited by Tactic (edited December 10, 2000).]     | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 554 |
Relax. Take a deep breath. Make youself a cup of herbal tea and put your feet up. People have unprotected sex all the time without getting anyone pregnant. Relax, I'm sure your swimmers are just fine. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 79 |
Just because she didn't get pregnant doesn't mean you can't produce babies...did you not have health class in high school? ------------------ [This message has been edited by slack3r (edited December 10, 2000).] | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 12 |
Thanx 4 Reapplying Dr, you made may day man! now i can go back and watch the ball game | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 53 |
I agree, besides who wants kids anyways. All they do is eat up time. Stay single and Fatherless. MK | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 12 |
"Slacker" I barley past high school! | ||
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Novice 
Posts: 1 |
You should wait until she misses her period(if she does) before you take a pregnancy test, if it was OTC that is..If she went to a doctor and she had a blood test then of course listen to whatever the doctor said. But if it was an OTC test it takes 3-4 weeks for a detection to be present in the urine. I have sweated a few of those out..Good luck! Quick | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 117 |
if im reading this correctly, you are worried because she didnt get pregnant. thank your lucky stars. every time a girl gets a nut busted in her doesnt mean she will get pregnant by the way. ------------------ | ||
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Freak 
Posts: 1536 |
Tactic you're a pretty funny guy, so I'll give you some math homework seeing as how you barely passed highschool we'll keep it pretty basic. Sperm--lives for up to 24 hours while in the intended woman. Ova--Eggs (her version of sperm, or germ cells), are realeased once a month at ovulation and only can be viable in the uterus for about 48 hours or two days. . . The math part. . .in a normal month what is the average number of days for possible conception?.. . . . About 4 is the answer. ERGO: If you bang your girlie eveyday for a month your chances are still only slightly better than 1/10, and that doesn't even take into account things like AS use, her habits, diet, stress, and yes the two big issues today 1) tight underwear (boxers for better swimmers) and 2) no biking and no guicuzzi's, sperm like to be cold. . .now go get her. ------------------ [This message has been edited by KODIAK99 (edited December 10, 2000).] | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 12 |
Right on! thanx for the info | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 187 |
kids = less time in the gym. ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 12 |
Thesuperstar" IM 25 yrs old. im asking an honest questing because I don't know any thing about it, and there you are insulting me and calling me a kid? Semper Fi [This message has been edited by Tactic (edited December 10, 2000).] | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 594 |
The superstar means IF YOU GET SOMEONE PREGNANT AND HAVE A KID = less time in the gym. ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 12 |
my apology i mis understood that. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 115 |
pregnancy is like russian roulette just put one more bullet in your gun ha ha ha! ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 13 |
next time pull out and see how much distance you get when you bust. for added difficulty you can aim for the face or the back of the head. try it, its fun. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 195 |
Just use the proven "pull and pray" method works 99% of the time. Pul out and pray you don;t get any in her..lol
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 188 |
any one else shoot a megga load on clomid???
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 95 |
original poster. Grow up bro and dont have sex if oyure not smart enough to be safe.. Not only pregnancy to worry about but gonnorhea,clamidia,aids,etc. You know what they test you with for vd??? They stick a 3 inch needle up your dickhole and draw out fluid,no shit. Grow up and be safe. | ||
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Guru 
Posts: 3880 |
HOW DID I MISS THIS!!! ------------------ Lift | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 12 |
"Maximus" i know her man, i been banging her for past 8months. also i seen that what they do with that borbrush, they did that my Fellow Marine in Korea! ======================================== you guys are crazzy & funnny! LMAO here [This message has been edited by Tactic (edited December 12, 2000).] [This message has been edited by Tactic (edited December 12, 2000).] | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 766 |
t you are funny. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 454 |
maximus, I was eating when I read your comment and I think I'm gonna puke. Thanks for wasting my calories. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 162 |
maximus....you are so gullable!!! a 3 inch meedle in your dick hole??? what a crock of shit bro!!!! they use a q-tip and stick it in about 1/4 of an inch, my X used to work in a health dept.....and penicillin cures most of what you talked about...worry about herpes, shyphillis, and aids tactic. shaw | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 577 |
There is actually only a 7-10 day period(out of a 28 day cycle) when a woman is ovulating and can get pregnate. Some people count on that for birth control known as "the rythm method" they actually calculate the days after the womans period ends and do not have sex during that time frame. Not very good method though. If the pill is not envolved I prefer the pull and prey method. I call it a little different. "Pull out, aim for the tits or face and then prey method" ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 33 |
I will say this guys, you put the ovulation cycle on pater, calculate the average life span of sperm and the egg, and it looks relitelavely safe. But people are getting pregnant every day! It is truly one of the great miracles of this world, but dont get complacent. It can and Will happen to you, if your not careful. Tactic, I think I would be thanking God and not worring about your little swimmers. Im sure they work, they might be a little groggy, but either way, I wouldnt be testing it on a girl! Go to a sperm bank and have them count them to see how fertile you are. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 112 |
been there...done that bro. Just becasue you snapped it off in her doesnt mean that an egg has automatically been fertilized. It is still a gamble on wether or not she will get pregnant even if it WAS unprotected  E | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 157 |
Just put it up her hoop!!!
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 199 |
Kodiak, you sure about sperm likin it cold? I thought they didn't like extremes either way, but slightly higher than body temp. temperatures were best for the swimmers. I could be wrong, but I always found that my nuts hung lower and got a little bigger in a jacuzzi. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 33 |
HAHAHAHA BOOTYSHAKER!!!! Thats too damn funny! Sperm like it about 5 degrees cooler than body temp, hence why they hang away from us. In the jacuzzi, they will be swinging low, because theyre too damn hot! Way up north, where its cold, the little boys will hugging close, to stay warm. As far as when there actually swimming, I guess they do well at about 98.6, because unless youre into necrophillia, she is nice and warm!
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 199 |
thanks poseidon, now that's why I come to Elite, to learn more about my boys:-) | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 63 |
I just read a study today on a new theory why more men are sterile then ever, have lower sperm counts etc. Its true that sperm survives better when they are about 4 degrees coller then the rest of the body - even a short time in a sauna will lower sperm counts for weeks. They have found that plastic diapers are a hot house. It warms baby boys nuts up too much and may lead to sterility. I must have had the cloth ones when I was a baby - I have to be careful just shaking hands with a woman. Even when on testosterone my fellers are active. I wonder if You could get an MD to prescribe t-enanthate for male contraception? | ||
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Guru
Posts: 3880 |
"POOP SHUTE" ------------------ Lift | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 12 |
OK! Here is the update, she didn't pass the pregnancy test!!! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 97 |
That sucks bro, Good luck!! Mass monster | ||
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Guru
Posts: 3880 |
that sucks |
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posted December 10, 2000 04:15 PM
