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 Things I get asked most as a bodybuilder.
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Moderator 
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Or should I say things most often asked or said. " How can you eat all the time and not be fat?" " How much can you bench press?" " Ever heard of Dr. Atkins?" " Dont you get sick of chicken?" (yes I get sick of it, every fucking day) " Ever did those steroid things?" " How long did it take you to get your size?" ( then I tell them and they say..whew, nevermind) " What do you mean eating pretzels all day wont help me lose weight?" " Ive been hitting the gym for two weeks now, why dont I see anything?" " Boy you like rice dont you?" And my favorite that was said to me by a lady as I was coming into work before I changed my clothes.. Lady: You just think your the shit in those short little camo shorts dont you? Me: Well Ill tell you what darlin'when your old mans legs look as good as mine, Ill lend them to him...until then these should keep your pussy wet for awhile. Yeah, it was rude..but it got the job done...what is some of the stupid shit people ask you...its a strange life..but a very rewarding one.. WCP ------------------     | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
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WCP, i like that comment to that lady, if someone is trying to put down bodybuilding, whenever u get the chance, put em in line. I think u covered most of the things that I hear from "normal" sized people. Especially the one "do u take steriods?" I hate that, its one thing to talk about it amongst fellow juiceheads or at least with people who have an understanding about it. It pisses me off if people who think your doin roids say, "Anyone can look like that if they do roids?" Peace ------------------ "Don't Hate the GAME Hate the FAME" -me | ||
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Guru
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FUNNY STUFF WCP!!! WELL THE THING I'M ASKED THE MOST IS WILL YOU GO TO THE GYM WITH ME... ------------------ Lift | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 283 |
haha | ||
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Cool Novice 
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You guys freaking make me laugh....all so true!!! Its late and I really dont think I could come up with any more....Gotta get to bed, Time to Grow!! Peace ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 501 |
WCP, I get some of that same shit too. Especially at work with all these coffee slurping, doughnut chomping fatasses. They will wobble up to me at some point during the day and ask me how long do I have to work out everyday to look like that? Or, how many days per week do you go to the gym? Or, the infamous question, how much can you bench? As it that is some sort of universal guage of your manhood. Hell, I hardly ever bench because I think it is virtually worthless as a pec exercise, but I still tell em something insane just so they will shut up. Do you ever answer that question and have some little skinny fuck say something like this, "Yeah, the last time I tried to bench, I got 253." BWAWAWAHAHAHAHA!! I didnt know that you could get that amount of weight onto a bar! LIE! I fucking hate when these little skinny as mofos try to tell me that they have benched 250+ before! Yeah right! I'd love to take em to the gym and watch em struggle with 135 on the bar! OHHHHHHHH that would be sooooooooo fun!! Peace. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
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hahahaha... i bet that lady was drulling. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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Yah, the stupid ??? never seem to end. I always get the, "what are you on"? ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 221 |
I ALWAYS LIKED THE FAMOUS, YOU BETTER GET OF THAT SHIT YOUR ON. THEN THEY GO HOME AND SNIFF A LINE OF COKE | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
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how come it's so small???  JJ! LOLaky ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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Hey aky, they said that to ya even before you started using AS!  Just fucken with ya bro. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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Hands down my favorite all time idiotic gym / workout quote (statement), its mostly from woman, but I hear men say it sometimes too. "I can't lift weights too often or I just get too big". BWAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAHAAAAA. . I love that one. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 97 |
kodiak...my girlfrien says that BUT ITS TRUE if she lits her arms, shoulders, and back to much, she looks like dorian... no shit. it makes me fucking jealous E | ||
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Cool Novice
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My favorate (mostly because I get to hit someone) is them saying that "it will make your 'Pee Pee' shrink." My reply is normally like: "well that's fine and all, but I'm still getting more play then you, even from your own wife." Then there was this. I was standing in a urinal in my gyms lockroom, and one of those spandex wearing, skinny jerkoffs come in, and used the one next to me. I stood looking straight foward, and looked over at me and said, "Damn, your huge!" I took it the wrong way and well...he hasn't been in the gym since. My clients most often ask, "What's the best drug for size?" That question makes me sick, especially after being at a Dorian Yates interview and someone asked that. What, are people incapable of reading? -MO ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
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We should all just wear MUSCLETECH shirts. Then everyone would just go: "oooohh..ok" ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
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we could try to convince them that it is cell tech that makes us so big like arps8inch's post. ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice
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My favorite from a guy at work...as he was talking about his forearm workout for GOLF... " Yea, u lifters may be strong but you're not in shape... most of you don't even do cardio"..??? what the phuck?? ------------------ You can run but you'll just be tired when I catch you. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
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My response to the "How much do you Bench" question?I don't lift weights,I just do Buns of Steel every other day for 10 minutes.When you laugh with them and add humor,they see you are not the stereotypical musclehead jagoff most people have you pegged to be. The one that really gets me is,when you don't see people for awhile,and you are your biggest ever,they ask,"Hey,are you still working out?" No Dick Bag,these 22' arms I have hanging from my sleeves are from numerous hours on the golf course. I think they are just trying to make conversation and don't really know what to say to someone who looks like they could squash them with just the blink of an eye,in hopes of tryimg not to piss them off I gotta admit though,I do love all the stares and comments I get from people ------------------ | ||
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Moderator
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" How long did it take you to get your size?" My favorite answer to this one is three months LOL!!! Just tell them yeah it's easy, i don't know what you've been doing wrong, i just packed on 50 lbs in 3 months. LOL!!! ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice
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man you gotta warn guys, I was laughing at the "dont you think your the shit" and my protein drink came out my nose. Damn funny I get "Are your clothes all tailored?" | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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quote: Hey E, it's me... what? you don't recognize me? c'mere baby I been hitting the gym a little last week. ------------------ quote: | ||
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Moderator
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I've been getting this one A LOT lately, "I think that you should stop now, because you are getting too big. You don't want to look like a guy?......(Them they get an almost worried expression on their face.).....Do you?" I am a LIGHTWEIGHT, HELLO!!!! I am 5'3" and true I just bulked up to 140#, but shit when all the fat and water comes off, I'll be hoevering around 124# or so. Would any of you guys think I looked like a guy? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHA! I've got tears in my eyes I'm laughing so hard. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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Bikini Mom, if you look like a guy I better come out of the closet cause I think well you get the point. Every girl should look like you, or at least the next one I find. . E -- Your girlfriend lifts for a while and looks like Dorian, no offense bro, but either she's stealing from your stash, she's got the best genetics in the world, a set of nads you haven't found yet, or fuck it drink her blood and save money on gear. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 81 |
I like when they ask: how long have you been working out to look like that? when I tell them the truth. 5 years they just go "ohhhhhh" most of us have lifted for many years before we started juicing. tell people the truth and they leave you alone. | ||
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Novice 
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My faviorite comment is when I haven't seen someone for a few weeks, and they look at me, and go Jesus Christ! Are you on roids? Ur Freaking Huge!!!!!!! Makes me feel like all the hardwork is worth while, especially cause I have entered any contests yet. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
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i got asked once if all that muscle on my chest is bad or hard on my heart ------------------  | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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What pisses me off is that no matter how long you have been lifting, the same people ask you the same questions. Like, everyday when I come into work with a big bag of food, a gallon of milk and a ziploc bag of protein, everyone says the same things.. "Why do you eat so much?" "You are gonna get fat eating all the time!" im like.. listen you fucker, i've been eating like this for a hell of a long time, so I think If i was gonna get fat I would've done it by now! And of course all of the steroid comments.... | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 212 |
You should make that into a T-shirt, man lomaximo | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 609 |
I like it when people ask me whether or not I use any "supplements"? Maybe whey protein? Most old guys like me think that creatine is like way over-the-top cutting edge shit. LOL! Bikinimom: You look terrific, girl! Keep doin' what you're doin'! Bjaarki ------------------ BECOME SOMEONE'S HERO! | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
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I get asked what my bench is at least once a week. Either that or how much do you weigh. | ||
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Novice
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1) How much do you bench? 2) Don't you hate drinking all those protein shakes? 3) I used to be bigger than you! 4) How do I get big? 5) You only look big because your short (I'm 5ft 4)! 6) I could never find the time to work out! 7) You must work out for 5 hours everyday, 7 days a week! 8) How big are your arms 9) (When I start bulking up a little)...You taking steroids George? 10) (I'm pretty quiet usually)...He sure is arrogent! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
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"What are you on?" ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1220 |
The sh*t I get the most from old friends that haven't really seen me since I've been compteting (they remember my fat-boy days) is "Yeah, I need to get back into it, too, maybe we could workout sometime" and I'm like ooooh, yeah, maybe...and I do get the "How much ya' bench" sh*t once a week, too...same basic sh*t we all go through, one of the things holding the Iron Brotherhood together...no matter what size, color, country, experience, we all go through the SAME BASIC routine everyday, and have to put up with the same sh*t, too!!! But DAMN IT'S GOOD TO BE ME!!! ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 110 |
It's the strangest thing, I actually get asked how much I squat more than how much I bench. I used to answer truthfully, but now I just say something like "two of you" or something to that effect. I have only done one cycle, but I have been getting the roid comments for a couple of years. I don't really mind it as much as I used to, though. I have the prescence of mind to remember that everything they know about our lifestyle was learned in a high school health class. I do get a good laugh when someone tells me that they "used to" bench that much, or "when I was your age....." Who cares what your geriatric ass used to do? If you can't do it now, it's because you no longer have the drive. Once you lose the drive, I think it is embarrasing to tell people you ever had it. Q ------------------ | ||
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Novice
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"You shave your LEGS??" "Is all that food for YOU??" "You shave your ARMS??" | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 328 |
Do you have hair on your feet? j/k | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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Damn, I can't believe I forgot... "Do you shave your WHOLE body???" And I agree that it's kind of self-degrading to say, "Oh, I USED to be able to do that...lift that...look like that, etc.!" ------------------ | ||
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Novice
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does it hurt to be that big??? why do you walk that way??? does you tear your wife into pieces when you fuck her??? AND MY MOST HATED--- I bet you beat your wife and kids dont you??? Kill Kill Kill- NAPALM!!! | ||
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Cool Novice
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There's an old janitor guy at my work, and when he sees me drinking a shake or eating, he always says the same thing ... "Those shakes are gonnna make you fat." The man has a Dunlop stomach (it Dun-Lopped over his belt), and drinks soda all day, but I'M gonna get fat?! --- It's their way of handling envy I think. [This message has been edited by pumpdog71 (edited December 10, 2000).] | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
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Whenever someone asks me how I got so big I always tell them its from putting my weights away........They always just stare at me and walk away Tb Huge | ||
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Cool Novice
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everyone gets that stupid bench question, for some reason its become the exercise which labels your strength. Guys that have been lifting know that exercises like the squat or deadlift are a better indication of strength. I have'nt juiced yet but was talking about it to a friend who does'nt lift, and he was spouting off ignorant comments that we all hear on a daily basis, so just to fuck with him i said i had done a cycle and his only comment is "oh yeah, i assumed that you had" that comment made me laugh so hard, i wonder what he's going to say in two and a half months when my first cycle is over and i am bigger then ever. | ||
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Novice
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oh bikinimom!!!! | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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Yes, she is a f*ing bitch and should have been dealt with just the way you did. ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice
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i had this stupid fuck sit next to me one time on a flight and he wouldn't stop yacking his mouth - and you know people are they fucking say anything on their mind! that day i was wearing heavy clothes-sweatshirt and pullover. there was a young girl sitting next to him (jamie23). finally this old crooked bastard looks at me and says is everyone in your family fat like you!? now at the preseent time i am 5'5 200 and at the time i was about190at about 7%bf. it pissed me off so bad that i stood up took my pullover and sweatshirt off and had some decent abs going says "look i even have rolls asshole!not 5 min later that girl started a conversation with me and untill a year ago every time i would go to florida to see my ma i met up with her and spanked it more than a few times! that's the bad thing about being short!look at lee priest .i have a picture with hime from the arnold classic a few yrs back and took it to work- he was all bulked up at about 270 and fellow worker says "he's a fatass i look better than that!"if people only knew! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 97 |
the one i hate most.... "can i start working out with you" or its when skinny or fat ass people i know ask me that it pisses me off most. I usually answer like "sure wake up at 5:30am with me and we will go work out together. by the way did i mention i go 5 to 6 times a week?". By that point they usually dont want to go anymore. E | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 171 |
heh, good post.. when the pros were on europe tour in 97 or 98, can't remember, some chick asked nasser "what's your program".. that was in flex.. i get a lot of "how many times per WEEK do you train your arms" | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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My questions are always coming from girls at the gym....real stupid stuff like.. 1) Can I have your phone number Damn...I'm getting so tired of all these demands |
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