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Elite Bodybuilder 
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You have yet to experience a Protein Fart You tell people "I don't train heavy because I don't want to get Too Big." You have been bedridden two days after telling a friend "Watch, I bet I can lift this..." You do tricep kickbacks for mass building.
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 166 |
when, you think "more is more" when you dont use free weights when you only eat three meals a day when you work chest 7x a week lol! you work out for 3hrs a day( i did this when i started shamefully) you dont pose and look at yourself naked in the mirror ot see how big you've gotten, hehe you dont deadlift, or squat. you get scammed from trying to buy GH from Flex magazine thats all i can think of now. | ||
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 16 |
When you think that "Body for Life" is the bomb..... | ||
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Moderator 
Posts: 1281 |
When you use MuscleTech products and you think you will look like Greg Kovacs after a month ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 125 |
When your favorite muscle magazine is ALL NATURAL MUSCULAR DEVELOPMENT!! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 60 |
You believe it when MUSCLE AND FITNESS shows some huge bodybuilder eating some baked fish and a little salad for lunch, and who says his work out consists of a tremendous number of sets of every exercise imaginable and that he is natural. If this were the case - every resident of a third world country would be huge. The huge guy with ropes for veins tells you his secret is creatine. You unload all the weights from one side of the barbell first and the thing flips up spilling the other side on the floor. You are using a machine for leg extensions or something, and after trying one rep decide it either too much or too little weight - so without removing your legs you take the pin out of the stack of weights.....and then struggle for 10 minutes trying to get it to go back in. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 972 |
...you wear a weight belt for every excercise. ...you are scared to tell peole you are taking andro which is virtually a steroid. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 16 |
You actually believed all the crap Ronnie Coleman said about himself on Leno.... | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 583 |
Good one, faking it LOL. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 74 |
....WHEN YOU OWN A FUCKING BOW-FLEX!!!! LOL | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 79 |
when you inject right into your sphincter. thankyou lunatic. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 629 |
you skip school because it's gold card day at GNC and nitrotech is on sale... you hide your andro use from your training partner afraid that he will know your "cheating" LOL 6 exercises and 4-5 sets each for chest. you substitute leg press for barbell squats "cause you can use heavier weight" "deadlift is only for powerlifters right?" you have to eat 200-400 grams of protein a day, and carbs don't matter. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 75 |
when you point and whisper at all the big dudes in the gym that you are jealous of. ------------------ |
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posted December 08, 2000 01:30 PM