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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 53 |
Last December i was working out with my partners. My buddy was trying 285 for the first time and let out a tiny, and i mean barely audible, grunt. A big fat Weebil Wobble looking bitch employee walks over and says to my partner " If you need to make noise when you lift, you are lifting too much". Well i could feel the Dbal flowing from my pores and my heart started to pound but i kept my cool. As this pumpkin shaped bitch continued to extoll the virtues of a quiet workout enviroment i finally lost it. I said " Look you fat bitch, go look in a mirror and then come tell me you have the right to be offering us workout advice. " While this was probably not the smoothest approach, i think i pretty much conveyed my feelings in that short statement. In the meantime, we had loaded the bar with 425 for my next set. Well i lay down to start my exercise and bring the bar down, as soon as it touches my chest she grabs the fucking bar!!! I mean i was struggling against her pulling back and trying to lift 425 fucking lbs off of my chest! I mean that shit could have seriously injured me. Keep in mind that she was doing this in front of people i have known and worked out with for years! Finally, my lifting partner grabbed her arms away and i got it racked. But when i sat up i have never felt so much rage in my life, I mean i wanted to murder this bitch.. LITERALLY! I had to leave right away to keep from seriously injuring this lady! (I have never hit a woman, and certainly dont condone it, but if a woman ever needed a good slap, this lady did) Well to make a long story short, i hate when out of shape people try to offer advice on shit they have no idea about     | ||
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 45 |
I would have the swine removed from the gym. You have witnesses to the fact she tried to injure you. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 99 |
just readin that got me pissed. Fuckin meat-head ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 126 |
Not sure exactly what law the bitch broke but i'm sure if you called the cops on her fat ass they could come up with something to charge her with. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 40 |
I know who u r talking about. I told her I would like a little pussy and she said she would too hers was big as a house. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 53 |
bibleisonya-- thats some funny shit. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 440 |
One day I was working at the gym and looking at Dorian's book "Blook and Guts". There I was just sitting at the desk, eating a whole pizza, drinking water, and looking at Dorian. This lady wearing spandex shorts and weighing close to 400lbs just walked by, looked at the book, and says "that's gross". As she walked out the door I noticed the chunks of cottage cheese bouncing from her thighs and calves and I really got pissed off. ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 40 |
I know her too. I love the way the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs. | ||
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Freak 
Posts: 1939 |
Your a good man. She would of got hit and I would of been in jail. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 175 |
what exactly did she do when she grabbed the bar? Was she trying to lift it or just fuck with it to unbalance you. If the previous is the case, there is no fucking way that person would have walked out that gym that day. With that kind of weight, a balance shift could have caused one of your shoulders to blow out. I've had way too many shoulder injuries to have not killed that lady, chivalry be damned, I would not have let her live another day. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 78 |
there is nothing in the world worse than a fat bitch that doesn't know her place!!!!!!! | ||
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Moderator 
Posts: 5619 |
I'm sorry, i would have completely lost it! ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 139 |
why didn't you speak to the gym management and get the bitch fired or reprimanded?...it's not like you didn't have any witnesses. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 953 |
I would have gone and gotten her manager and if he got smart I would have ripped hit fucking arms off and then waited for her in the parking lot. I hate loud-mouthed women! | ||
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Guru
Posts: 3732 |
I'm sorry for your luck, But you showed control where others wouldn't have. "A big fat Weebil Wobble looking bitch " ------------------ Lift | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 136 |
I would have just waited when you nd her are alone in a hall or something, then bunch her in one of her sagging titties!!! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 175 |
unless 425 pnds is "warmup" weight for you, you showed too much control. Getting her fired was the least he should have done. Jay, have you ever smacked the bar into the safeties while doing bench, if you have, magnify that by factor 10 when some fat bitch grabs the bar. This guy would have been well within his rights to punch her, what she did could easily be construed as assault or attempted assault. It would be the same as fucking with a construction worker as he's working with a jackhammer or some other piece of heavy equipment. | ||
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Novice 
Posts: 5 |
Just reading this made my blood boil! Although she deserved some kind of retribution, you showed alot of restraint and should be commended. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 65 |
the level of human idiocracy never ceases to amaze the fuck out of me ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1104 |
That's just fucking crazy! You showed a great deal of restraint bro. Good job, even though the fat bitch deserved a shot to the guts or something. Hopefully she gets fired at least. ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 323 |
Fat fucks like that is one of the reasons I quit working out at the YMCA and joined Powerhouse. I have not had a single problem from anyone since!!!! I would have kicked her in the head, you did good telling her to take a look at her fat ass however!!!! ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1154 |
MY SHOULDERS ARE IN TEARS THINKING ABOUT THAT PAIN... DID YOU GET INJURED? IF NOT YOU ARE A VERY LUCKY MAN ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 216 |
Fire this bitch- Fire this bitch- Fire this bitch--tomo | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 202 |
Have u seen her again since? ------------------ "Don't Hate the GAME Hate the FAME" -me | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 2002 |
There is no excuse for being both FAT and STUPID! I bet it was one of my bitchsters-in-law. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1296 |
Bro, ripped a pec muscle on my 3rd set 6th rep at 405 just 3 weeks ago. I didn't want to tell my training partner, but I think it was partially his fault. I needed a little help at the end of the set so I was bouncing it a bit, but mostly because he wasn't watching, to busy checking out some spandex. The point being. . .I was pretty fucking pissed at him and he's bigger than me and not hurt so I figured I'd let it slide while I heal. . .If the shit you endored ever happened to me, I would try and control myself like you (KUDOS), but definately get her fired. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 80 |
you should have beat her ass! | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 26 |
Maybe she thought it wasn't enough weight so she decided to put one of her flabby ass arms on it to act as another 45 lb. plate. She was just trying to be a helpful fat bitch! Where I'm from we don't have weights, we just go to the local Waffle House and hire a few of the waitress' to lay on us. Yesterday my workout partner bench pressed 3 fat trashy blond bitches that smoke Marlboro Reds. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 164 |
i say sue that fat, hairy bitch! go to doctor and say that you have a sore chest now. get a statement from the doc and sue that motherfucking bigfoot  | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 62 |
MAN, JUST READING IT GOT ME PISSED OFF! LIKE ZOMBIE EATER SAID, "THERES NOTHING LIKE A FAT BITCH THAT DOSEN'T KNOW HER PLACE" EXCUSE THE LANGUAGE, BUT THAT THAT BITCH NEEDS TO GET HER ASS KICK!!! ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 50 |
You let her off the hook man. She could of killed you. I would of knocked her the fuck out! ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 171 |
Being one big,fat bitch of a lard arse,you should of pissed & spat on the 3 bags of food she probably takes to work each day.That's why i won't piss off any staff when i visit Mcdonalds,hee,hee. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 27 |
I can't believe that ho! Should of layed her down and dropped 425lbs on her chest. She might be a little nicer next time, that is if there is a next time.
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 364 |
Dude, dont get mad, get even(to coin a phrase)! You should walk into the gym tommorrow in a full body cast & threaten to lawsuit the shit out of them unless they fire her fat, grouchy ass. In the meantime, just be glad she didn't sit on your face. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 421 |
I'm against guys who hit women but under those circumstances I'd have duct taped her to the bench and made her bench it. As you didn't, you should sue her and buy some more gear with the money to make you feel happier again. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 539 |
Eh Strengthmonster, How much duct tape you got? From the sounds of her you'd need access to a warehouse full! Guess you didn't grunt enuff? She must a been trying to get a yelp outa you. Good job showing restraint like that. You know if you lost it she'd sue the ass of you and scream the evils of juice. You made a good call man. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 637 |
Kick her butt! But you might lose your sneaker. One of those fat spandex b*tchs got up from the lat pulldown seat and low and behold part of a candy bar wrapper fell to the floor, out from on of her belly folds! I think it was a zagnut. Lost it, took me 10 minutes to return to training mode! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 115 |
Good thing you stayed calm, but she did assault you with something that could be deemed deadly. HINT!!! Good thing you are ok. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1100 |
Bitch... You are right for not hitting her.. I think one of my female body building mates might have had something to say. You know in my experience theres nothing worse than to let some with a weight problem know it... especially if you don't have one. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 53 |
Thanks for all the comments on this bros. I dont think i have ever been that mad in my life. Actually, the most messed up thing was that she went to the owner of the club and said she wanted me kicked out because she was "Scared" that i was going to hurt her! (which she probably should have been) i had to go in and talk to the owner to re-assure him that i wasnt going to murder his employees. The coolest part was that i had a lot of friends there that night and they all went to the management and said they were going to drop their memberships because of her. Good to know you have friends that will stick by your side. She still works for the club but i have not seen her at that location in a long time. AND JULEZ- IF SHE WASNT A FAT BITCH I WOULDNT CALL HER A FAT BITCH. IF YOU WANT TO BE FAT I DONT HAVE A PROBLEM WITH IT, BUT DONT ACT LIKE YOU ARE SOME KIND OF GURU ON WORKING OUT WHEN THE ONLY THING SHE KNOWS IS HOW MUCH A SUPERSIZE EXTRA VALUE MEAL COSTS. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 291 |
Next time,drop a couple dozen Dunkin' Donuts on the gym counter,I'm sure that will keep her preoccupied ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 60 |
I'd just cut a long naasty protein fart (you know, the kind you can taste. -->Sure you do!) and she'd never come near me again. B-) [This message has been edited by 100PercentCanadianBeef (edited December 07, 2000).] | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 181 |
That's assult , you should fill out a report and bring your witnesses to the police to get her ass fired. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1100 |
Hey, why the fuck are you flaming me..? I was making the point that the best way to piss of fat person IS TO TELL THEM THAT THEY ARE FAT you know, rub it in, make the point to them. I am a guru on fat... I know how to lose it and how not to get it...
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 53 |
sorry julez, i thought that you were somehow insinuating that i brought it on myself by calling her fat. i misinterpreted. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 57 |
I would be in jail right now if I was you. I would've had to beat dat a$$! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 58 |
i would of steped on her. THEN I WOULD OF TOLD HER THIS...... P.S. GAME OVER!!!! | ||
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Novice
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dsnuts,
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