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Author | Topic: What are your thoughts on Greg Zulak? | ||
Cool Novice Posts: 23 |
Just curious. I hate that guy with all my being. Shitty advice. Muscletech slut. All-around worthless pile. Actually I like to read his column just because I can't believe what a jackass this guy is. Has anyone seen him in person? talked to the guy? given him a well-deserved beating? Did you know you guys can stop using Clomid now? I didn't know until Zulak said how Acetabolen II will work just as well. Besides Clomid is sooo illegal and hard to obtain. Aaahhh!!!! I can't take it anymore. Somebody do something!!!!! | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 1006 |
JACK ASS! | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 70 |
Greg "muscletech" Zulak... nuff said. | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 636 |
He's a Duchaine-wannabe, Muscle-Tech whore who doesn't know his ass from his elbow when it comes to training, nutritional sex, or gear advice. | ||
Cool Novice Posts: 23 |
yes, yes, splendid! let that motherfucker have it! Actually I'm not a real negative guy, but man this dude has been asking for it forever, and I never hear anyone talk much shit about him. Making up stories and whatnot. If you read his expose on the natural bodybuilder, and you remember the old interview with the pro bodybuilder "Mr.X" that TC Louma paid $3k for in the old MuscleMedia 2000 they had many parts that were word for word such as: "where do you see yourself in 10 years?" Reply: "Probably dead, but hopefully it will be in bed with 2 or 3 fitness chicks." Word for fucking word." The old MM2000 interview sounded phony so imagine the patheticness of rehashing a phony story and passing it off as your own "uncut, brutally honest" journalism. Now he's in Ironman giving shitty advice. Great now they have 2 assholes. Mentzer and Zulak. | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 454 |
Greg who? The guy who claims he has nothing to do with muscle tech yet boasts about how good everything they make is and how all the pros use them. He the guy who said acetabolan by muscletech is better than clomid and so on? If so he's a bitch ------------------
You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try [This message has been edited by The_Iron_Game (edited December 06, 2000).] | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 434 |
That guy is a total pansy. Seriously. | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 632 |
He's a rambling MT endorsment. | ||
Moderator Posts: 1273 |
one big joke i read his article for amusement only ------------------ | ||
Cool Novice Posts: 23 |
just wanted to let you guys know that the new Nitro-Tech bar is coming out soon. I've heard it is absolutely delicious. There will be no other bar like it on the market. But hey i don't have any details now because the guys at muscle-tech are pretty tight-lipped. I can tell you one thing though. If it's anything like Cell-Tech or Nitro-Tech, then this may very well revolutionize the supplement industry. Oh yeah, regular whey doesn't work. However, if you purchase Meso-Tech, the only MRP on the market to contain all whey with a BV of 489, you will surely grow like mad. By the way, I'm in no way affiliated with Muscletech they just produce quality products that work!!! Just ask Greg Kovacs, Aaron Maddron, Dexter Jackson, Mat Duvall, Claude Groulx, etc. etc. Honest. It's all about integrity. j/k | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 166 |
If you think of the few million people all over this world of ours who have bought m.techs crap solely because of Zulaks' words in his column,then the little piece of shit deserves some major payback of the pain variety. I've said it before & i'll say it again,what he,m.mag & m.tech have done & continue to do,is nothing more than a massive market scam,unfortunately of the legal kind. | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 76 |
Its legal for a cocksucker like Zulak to give shity/dangerouse advice to a mass of young impressionable people. But we cant get gear to improve ourselves. Isnt this country great! ------------------ | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 73 |
He's a moron. The most annoying shit on the face of the planet. I won't even read his column it just pisses me off...he can take his cell-tech and his nitro-tech and continue to be a scrawny little geek...k, now I am grouchy you had to bring himup didnt you?!?!? | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 213 |
He's a faggot. | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 846 |
what is nutritional sex??? wel hes full of shit when it comes to suplements and hes a one goofy mother fucker who cant give sex advice for shit the only thing he gives a good advice is in anal sex cause he recives a lot of it from greag kowacs hydroxy cut sucks donkey dick go to a gas station and you can get a eca stack for quarter of the hydroshit price,month suply of clen and t-3 is cheaper than 2 week suply of hydroshit ewen dnp is cheaper i fucking hate theyr hype and the body transformations those fucks are on juice | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 216 |
What in the hell r u'all talking about??? I had a horrible case of gyno, and right after my extremely high-dosed test. Anadrol d-ball stack, I took Muscletechs "known product" (don't want to endorse, ya know) and my natural testosterone kicked back in the next day. Screw clomid!! Why bother when I can go right to GNC and buy the REAL DEAL??? Oh yeah, my gyno is 100% gone now. I mean GONE. It disappeared. Try it guys. Dont hate..congradulate. he he he... | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 216 |
[This message has been edited by Loophole Genetics (edited December 06, 2000).] | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 464 |
i wouldnt piss in his face if his teeth were on fire . ------------------ | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 751 |
gotta love this thread....i agree with you guys 100% ...but i do want to find out what 'nutritional sex' is for myself....it sounds like killing 2 birds with 1 stone | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 1098 |
lol @ Pharm Animal! Ya, Zulak's a fucking idiot!!! ------------------ | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 167 |
This guy supposedly knows all this shit about gear, yet he's a cock sucking ass-clown. He would be somewhat amusing, especially when he gives advice on doing girls anal-that's priceless, but I haven't read that mag and his column in months because they are so nauseatingly MT marks. I wonder if the guys knows everyone thinks he's a clown. | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 139 |
a fuckwit | ||
Guru Posts: 4762 |
Zulak is a complete JOKE.And not the ha-ha funny kind,but the embarrassing and pathetic kind that makes one groan and want to vomit...He is merely a puppeteering muscletech whore,much like the clowns over at testosterone mag are to biotest supps...These frauds should be doing time... | ||
Cool Novice Posts: 40 |
He wont suck one for muscletech but he will hold it in his mouth til the swelling goes down. | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 565 |
why do people make posts like this? shouldn't something like this be on the chat and conversation board? | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 216 |
That kind of post gives us a break from all the seriousness in our lives. We make posts, try and answer questions, and we are all here for the same reason. That was a question that I think everyone here would like to answer. | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 761 |
Man you guys are killing me. Greg is a genius. His replies are the bible to me. Do you really feel this way about the guy, because I would hate to keep hearing bad things about greg.
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Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 681 |
MUSCLE TECH MAY BE THE BIGGEST BODYBUILDING SCAM SINCE BORON. | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 134 |
The only guy who tops Greg Zulak is that muscle-tech WHORE Greg Kovacks. He is about to drink that cell-tech shit but then spits it out and says thanks for $5000 more a month for my HGH fund!! | ||
Cool Novice Posts: 13 |
I just want to know what qualifies him as a sex expert. Sexual Nutrition? how much protein does a pussy have? | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 183 |
To fucking funny holy shit I haven;t laughed this hard in awhile. But serious you mean that if i actually spend my money on muscletech i willput on 20lbs of rock hard mass like all the pros do? shit let me run to the atm now and grab my cash. Oh juickeepr funny as shit boron lol tank | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 81 |
he's a mucletech sellout in the worst way. somebody should copy all these replies and send them to him. lets see what kind of a lame ass reply he gives. | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 1262 |
bump this guy is as bad as Body By Jake. . ------------------ | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 50 |
SonofLotus, "Greg MuscleTech Zulak"...That's some funny shit man! Mr.Tomatoehead your post was also fucking hillarious! Greg Zulak is soooooo sold out to MuscleTech that it's not even funny. He's a fucking sell out with absolutely no credibility in my book. P.S. The posts on this subject or funny as hell! ------------------ | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 76 |
Seriously, I can close my eyes and ligitmetly(sp?) picture Zulak givng head to the owner of MM to keep him on the team for articles. What a bitch. ------------------ | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 531 |
I FREAKIN' HATE THAT S.O.B.!!! He is such a dufus. I read an article in wich he laid out a so called pro's stack. When commenting on the guys 6 tubs of muscletech he said sumthin' like "That much Muscletech will put on 45 pounds alone!" Not to mention the 5grams of test and 6 anadrol or something outrageous like that. Love the replies. Funny shit! |
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