Here's a brief story on how it went: I had 2 10ml Vials of Deca 200 and 2 10ml Vials of Enanthate strapped to my "Jimmy". I thought I was king, supporting all that test in my pants. Everything would have been "fine and dandy", If I wouldn�t have messed up.

For Starters, I choked on a few of the questions they asked me. Especially the one about, "Have you been any pharmacies today?" With a "uhh...no", I responded. I had been in one to check prices for Zoloft, for some chick.

But I smoothed out as much as I could, but my fatal mistake was not throwing away the tape I used to secure the goods. When she asked me to empty my pockets, I realized what I had and what it was going to insinuate, and I flipped. I couldn�t believe I didn�t get rid of that! I had planned to�damn taxi cab driver! So damn pushy, I forgot to empty my pockets!! It was all down hill from there. What really blew up any credibility was when she looked through the contents of my pocket and saw the note the chick wrote me, "Zoloft 100mg, 30 tabs." Who knows what that crap is for, the customs agent didn�t know what it was, but she damn well made sure I was searched.

After I was fondled extensively, by some dude, they found all that liquid gold, and then fondled me some more, just to make sure I had none left. Shoot, how much more can I fit in there, you don�t have to feel but just once to know that there aren�t any more glass vials left! Then I was moved to a detention room for two hours.

Well boys, The Lord had some Mercy on me today, the state prosecutor was in court this morning and wouldn�t take the case. I guess 40ml is chump change to him. The Lord definitely had His Grace flowing down on me, otherwise, like I said before, I would be sitting in Jail right now, wearing Fluorescent Orange! Anyway, they decided to fine me only $500. She let me know all too much that it could have been $5,000. She also said I made it much easier, because I walked across and didn�t drive. They would have taken my car.

When they finally took me out of that room, she filled out some paperwork on the bottles (seeing them on the table made me just want to grab them and run! All that beautiful golden liquid...). She then had me sign my note to pay the $500 fine and left. She told me to sit there and not move. Guys, I did everything in my power NOT to get up, go around the counter, risk it all, and take back what was rightfully mine! But something held me back, Thank again Lord! She actually checked to see if they were all there when she came back.

Finally she gave me my paperwork, and sent me on my merry way.

I don�t think the worst part about this whole ordeal was the crazy amount of stress, the excessive fondling, or leaving my precious Vials behind. I think it was the Six Hour drive home, feeling like a failure, constantly thinking what went wrong, and where am I going to find all that cash (and more drugs).

I think I am an addict...while all these Customs workers were all high and mighty on "doing the right thing, protecting our borders from illegal substances, blah blah blah", all I wanted was my stuff back.

All I wanted to say was, "Please give it back, I need it, Its not going to hurt anyone, you say 'Steroids' like its a bad thing...you're going to make me cry."

Well I guess I will have to look for some stuff around here...which reminds me, HEY Badkins1...where do you get your stuff? Email me please.

So all in all, my trip this weekend was a Bust! But not a total one...two days ago, I managed to make it across with 18ml of Sustenon 250.

~Poseidon, the Addict~

---Now about this Sust�I only have 9ml for myself. I wanted to stack it enanthate or Deca for 5 weeks and then hit a more precontest stack for the remainder of the 5 weeks(Refer to "Pre Contest Drugs?" thread)

Any suggestions on what I should use with this? Or how much for that matter? I would like to run 750mg a week of Sust, but then I will be dry in three weeks. All in all I would like to run 750 to 800 mg of Juice a week. I think that number works well for me. Let me know what you guys think, I have already pushed 250 in on Saturday (couldnt wait ), and man My shoulder hurts like something fierce. Is sust always supposed to burn like this and for this long?

Big Physics Bastard: That�s exactly where I knew I should have put it. In fact the next time I go over (and If I even cross during the day) it will be up the pipe hole.

Stonecold and blistex: Email me and I will tell you. I will also tell you exactly how to beat customs (without sticking the juice up your cake hole) if you are indeed going there. I don�t really want to mention where I went, because as far as I know, there isn�t much "traffic" there. I really dont want the customs boys who might happen to read this, to tighten down on some of they�re "weak areas."

Roid dog, thanks for pointing out the obvious. It didn�t matter where I crossed, I messed the whole operation up! I never denied that. So I don�t know why some of you want to jump in and start flaming away.

It was just the story that happened. I am still, just as sick and depressed over getting busting and more importantly, loosing my merchandise.

The thread doesn�t say, "How come I got Busted?...wah, wah" It just states what happened. I know exactly why I got busted, and more importantly how to beat these particular customs agents every time.

Take it for what it is: Entertainment, Possibly what to expect if you plan on smuggling juice across, and what NOT to do. I also want people to know that there is a potential for a lot at stake here, not just the drugs, money, or a car for that matter. But important things, such as your future life, career, etc. Basicly, dont just go on a whim like yours truly. So, put the flame throwers away. Oh and, It wasn�t N. Laredo.

But, in your post, you DID openly post for a source (at least it looks that way) ...

"Well I guess I will have to look for some stuff around here...which reminds me, HEY Badkins1...where do you get your stuff? Email me please."

Rules are rules bro.