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pauly

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posted December 04, 2000 12:07 AM

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Every time I read this I chuckle...... http://www.elitefitness.com/ubb/Archives/Forum1/07-2000/023259.html

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BUILT TUFF

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posted December 04, 2000 12:18 AM

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Where do the brains come in on this.I am still lol.


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Valdez

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posted December 04, 2000 01:16 AM

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"I make one fucking mistake..."
-lunatic

I have seen that on slopain's posts before, but HOLY SHIT!!! bwhahahahhahahahaha HA!!!
I'm going to remember that quote forever.


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Eminem

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posted December 04, 2000 01:21 AM

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That is fuckin hilarious my god! Goes to show research equals knowledge.


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Bubba

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posted December 04, 2000 01:35 AM

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ok now this is ridiculous. i make one fuckin mistake. im gonna take all your names and as soon as u guys make a mistake im on u.
im sure if i asked you to configure tcp ip subnet mask for you guys would be the ones with the swollen ass... geeeezuss grow up.


To funny!!!


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BigBazooka

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posted December 04, 2000 01:44 AM

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thank god this guy didn't use SYNTHOL..


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Kingwinny

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posted December 04, 2000 02:44 AM

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that may be one of the funniest things i've ever read, at first i thought it was a joke, it was even funnier when i realize that lunatic was serious. Good thing that lunatic wasn't using "my new syringe"

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TIREX100

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posted December 04, 2000 04:33 AM

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NO!!!!!!!
ha ha ha ha ha ha


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The_Iron_Game

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posted December 04, 2000 05:36 AM

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He was serious huh? Im still lmfao.

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rainhorn

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posted December 04, 2000 05:40 AM

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bump...


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ghans

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posted December 04, 2000 06:42 AM

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Bump this! That's too f*ing funny! I just pissed my pants again. Unbelievable.

ghans


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CROW

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posted December 04, 2000 07:05 AM

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I dont post much on this board but i do come by almost everyday to read and learn, but this post has me crying in laughter. I cant believe this one. Shanking the O-ring must have hurt like a mother.If it ever came to that, id quite this game. [Read the first few post] sounds like its some sort of gay porn movie dialog. HAHAHAHAHA


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ZEUS13NJ

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posted December 04, 2000 08:30 AM

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LOL HIS SPHINCTER TIGHTENS?? LMAO. I DONT KNOW WHERE THE HELL THIS GUY WAS INJECTING...ZEUS13


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MonsterQuest

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posted December 04, 2000 09:05 AM

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Gets funnier every time I read it!! LMAO


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peety

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posted December 04, 2000 09:29 AM

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Does anyone remember the supplement "Clambuterol"
That had to be one of the biggest flames on the board.


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Julez

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posted December 04, 2000 09:36 AM

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hehe, just what I needed on a Monday!

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ThePitbull

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posted December 04, 2000 09:57 AM

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LMAO!

Yup, that's a classic.

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Steriod_Virgin

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posted December 04, 2000 11:09 AM

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However funny it may be, it just cant be real, that fucker would have the infection from hell.. imagine a deep muscular injection of SHIT. Im sure it would be the mother of all infections..


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KooL-AiD

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posted December 04, 2000 11:27 AM

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I guess when the dealer said. "Stick it in your ass" He did just that. But I guess he didn't realize when most people say ASS. it means Butt. Not Rectum, Anus, Asshole, Cake maker, Loaf cutter, Fudge Factory, etc. Hhahahahahah Fuck what a way to ge hemroids. AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA


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dafoe69

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posted December 04, 2000 01:13 PM

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bump

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pauly

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posted December 04, 2000 03:25 PM

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Just try and imagine a needle piercing your asshole. !! OUCH !!

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flexed1

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posted December 04, 2000 05:53 PM

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oh yea, well one day in band camp I stuck a flute up my >>>> funny shit


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Wfabrizio

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posted December 04, 2000 07:41 PM

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Holy shit.........at what time did that seem like a good idea?? I don't care how fucking retarded you are, sticking a needle in your asshole doesn't make sense.

Exactly how has this guy actually lived as long as he has? This is the kid that swallowed marbles, etc.


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Saizen

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posted December 04, 2000 07:51 PM

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Man, it just doesn't get any better than that. I have tears in my eyes from the pain and his retardedness!!!!
LMAO!!!


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nhbking

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posted December 04, 2000 07:59 PM

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i havent laughed out loud at my computer that hard ever! giantsets comment to him was some funny ass shit too. im fackin dyin ovahee


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AllAmerican

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posted December 04, 2000 08:33 PM

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What A guffy F%#ck...I cant believe it..Lunitic BRO!!!!! stick with computers I think you will be alot safer...Simply classic


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Daeo

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posted December 04, 2000 08:40 PM

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Just try imagine swabbing that area with an alchohol pads. That would tell me something is wrong off the bat...


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delray

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posted December 04, 2000 08:49 PM

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What cracks me up is imagining that dude propped over the sink, looking in the mirror trying to pierce the brown eye!!! LMFAO!!!!
Sometimes ...

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grizz

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posted December 04, 2000 10:32 PM

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Too damn funny.... bump...its a classic

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SOUP

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posted December 04, 2000 11:50 PM

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That hurts my ass just thinking about it!!!!!!!!!!! That guy must have been joking or in some serious pain.


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timac

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posted December 04, 2000 11:53 PM

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does it say what gauge he used...maybe an 18 gauge.


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SonOfLotus

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posted December 05, 2000 01:33 AM

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I still to this day think about that poor man... lol.


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PHREEMINDED

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posted December 05, 2000 02:08 AM

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OH MY GOD!!! THAT GUY HAD TO OF BEEN KIDDING!
HOW CAN HE... I MEAN... OH MY GOD THAT HAD TO HURT!!!

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Vovan

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posted December 05, 2000 03:28 AM

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HE'S DA MAN!!! LOL


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IronKop77

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posted December 05, 2000 04:38 AM

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what the hell was that guy thinking!


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strengthmonster

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posted December 05, 2000 07:44 AM

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Classic.
If you are still out there lunatic, using a different name, post back and let us know what happened after! You could still use your old name so nobody knows its you. Please, you gotta admit now, it was funny for everyone else!


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big4rt

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posted December 05, 2000 08:59 AM

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That shit is funny.


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Kingwinny

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posted December 05, 2000 09:38 AM

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Bump, every1 must see this, i wonder r people really this dumb?

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CROW

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posted December 05, 2000 06:29 PM

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Bump, for those who missed a good laugh


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Spunky

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posted December 05, 2000 07:35 PM

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Haha.. first time i've read that. that is some crazy azz shit!!!!!!!!!


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meathead011

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posted December 05, 2000 07:44 PM

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bump for the O ring


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UD1

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posted December 05, 2000 08:35 PM

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LMAO! I'm wiping the tears from my eyes as I'm typing. BUMP!


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BigPhysicsBastard

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posted December 05, 2000 08:42 PM

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no way, no way that was real. No one, and I do mean no one, would pull something like that and then talk about it on the internet. If I did something THAT FUCKING STUPID, I would carry it to my grave.


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