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 Best lies you have been told about steroids?
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 270 |
The best one I got was from my doctor. Told him about my use and he says.....Do you want to end up like Arnold? Peeing through a catheter, sterile, and heart problems. Than this 125lbs 5ft 3inch idiot proceeds to tell me about his past AD50 use and how it caused him to have heart problems.....This joke is friends with my dad, and I think his heart problems came from smoking and that rich unhealthy fried foods he's eaten over the past 30 years. Not to mention I have never seen him exercising. My old man used em, ate healthy and still exercises. He's seventy, looks 40, has a 40 year old wife and he is healthier than any of his non- user friends. In fact he has outlived many of them...    | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 127 |
Steroids make your dick shrink. All the books I have "Death in the Locker Room", which is a serious anti-steroid book says it increases the size of the johnson! So if bodybuilders have such small peckers, how come we get the hottest chicks? X is right, typical jealousy.....read that it can shrink your testicles, so to the average fat ass, this translates to a smaller dick? Research shows otherwise.  | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 96 |
I love when people who dont take care of there bodies look down on you for using juice, and one thing Ive noticed people on steroids look younger and more healthy than people the same age smoking and drinking, aslo who do you think getts more ass. The best lie, Probably that it makes you dick smaller. | ||
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Novice 
Posts: 8 |
I have been told your TOOLS shrink, your hair will fall out, you'll become impotent,get cancer and die..... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 1186 |
No mom, im not on steroids, it's the creatine you bought me at GNC  ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 145 |
I'd have to agree with the dick shrinking lie...and here's the funny thing. I'm a big research freak before I try anything and I did a bunch of juice research before my first cycle over a year ago. In the Mosby's Drug Reference guide there is this funny little condition of Deca that is a possible side effect-- your dick grows...no shit...look it up yourself Im not talking you grow a noticeable 6inches but you do grow but it is mostly experienced in those taking juice that have NOT stopped growing yet. You know there are a lot of shit out there giving steroids a bad wrap...this much is true and they're ARE serious side effects but to my knowledge it happens to those who don't research it, don't use sterile and proper injection techniques, those who misuse it (take too much or are neglegent w/ measuring or whatever), and finally if you don't follow up the big test or bulk cycle w/ something to help your nuts grow back. They will eventually but depending on the length of misuse depends on the return to the original size. So don't abuse or misuse this stuff and research it. Work hard and have fun. You only live once | ||
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 39 |
Well I remeber people telling me that I wont be able to have children when I get older and I will end up getting cancer. The problem is that when I did it I was like 19-21 and at that point in my life I would do anything anyone tells me to do...I was a dumb kid...Now I think more before I do anything. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 184 |
i would have to say its the one about the dick thing and that if you stop using all your muscle just turns to fat abd if you do use it turns your fat into muscle | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 605 |
I think the most ridiculous and insulting one is just the general belief that you inject and muscles start poping out of you. As if you dont even need to go to the gym or have any sort of plan as far as diet goes. Like its liquid muscle or something! Oh, and I guy I work with said they dont make muscle, they just make you fat!?!? His wife was in the hospital for an anyerism and she was prescribed them and it just made her get fat! (the dumb ass doesnt realize she was given corticosteroids, not anabolic steroids...) Its the best when 110lb wimps or giant fat-asses preach to you about the evils of drugs! Fuck, Arnold is a prime example of how SAFE they are! Him, Zane, Franco, Haney... theyre all in their late 40's to 50's, and theyre livers havent exploded and their dicks havent fallen off (I guess, I havent looked or anything). So mabye AAS isnt quite so "evil" after all... ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 29 |
Why do roids when andro gives the same results. Shit I forget what stupid ass said that to me. Probably some 115 pound kid or I read it in some mag. O well. Lady I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave the store! Witch- Who the hell are you? - Name's Ash, housewares. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 536 |
I think the biggest lie I ever heard was from Lyle Alzado..claiming the steroid abuse caused his illness...what an asshole...He did whatever he could to keep his homosexuality in the closet....I would like to see his autopsy report on the actual cause of death... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 812 |
I was told by a M.D. that when you go off your muscle will turn to fat. [This message has been edited by Anabolicum Mister (edited December 03, 2000).] | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 479 |
there not your muscles?????? they will kill you--nuff said! dont you love ignorant people... ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 769 |
I have been told that "While using steroids you can look at weights and get bigger, leaner and stronger-it is for the weak minded"....whatever. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 864 |
Yeah, that Alzedo bullshit killed the BB community. I had a guy at work tell me this guy he knows got cancer from roids cause it cooks your insides. And Chinx, it can make you hair fall out and cause inpotence! | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 42 |
ronnie coleman i dont use steroids...he he im a genetic freak lmao....mr.allnatural genetic freakazoid mr.huge | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 110 |
That they make you bigger, but not stronger. That they make you bigger but slower, so runners and stuff shouldn't take them. That muscle turns to fat once you stop (I'd like one of those peckers to explain the scientific reasoning to me). That they make you go mental. Oh yes - on vet steroids - they're made for animals, you can't take them cos they're hormones for horses and you'll get weird things happening. IronMike | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 52 |
that they will make me blind | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 310 |
I always shit in my pants when people are like, "what are you on......are you takin steriods?" I always have a good thing to say......"Nah, i stack Anotesten & Nortesten, and take Celltech." They are like, hold on, lemme get a pen and write that down! Fuckin' goobs! ------------------ | ||
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Novice
Posts: 7 |
chinx, everything you said CAN happen. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 316 |
Hearing all this shit makes my skin crawl!!! I cant even read it. People are such morons. "I saw on Jenny Jones that steroids are killers so they must be bad for you" SHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAPPPPPP!!!!!!! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 111 |
well, this big fat doctor was giving a lecture about steroids in my school a few years ago. he had a real attitude problem. he was so fucking negative about the whole gym thing. i mean, he didn't just make fun of roid users, he made fun of normal people going to gym! this doc looked like a fuckin pig! he was fat, bloated and god he looked ugly! and when you think about this motherfucker giving a lecture about steroids.. well, the usual shit.. sudden deaths, liver cancer, "u won't live to see your 30's", he even asked me if i took 'roids, 'cause i gave him such a hard time when he made fun of bodybuilders. then i asked him about his own fucking health and shit like that. no need to say, i was thrown out from the class and called him a big fatass on my way out. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 743 |
some guy on here tried to say they aren't magic | ||
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Novice
Posts: 9 |
I was at a powerlifting meet and everyone was staring at this beast that just benched 720 and some pencil neck beside of me said "I could bench that too if I took as much juice as he does" | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 42 |
the jealous people that say that steroids are an "easy" way to get jacked. Ever since i have started taking, i work 10x harder than my natural friends, that includes training, diet and cardio. Its just an impetus to a better body | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 536 |
BigBazooka...its funny how doctors will bad mouth steroids..esp. because they make people stronger and in older people definately healthier....and that means less trips to the doctor..which means less money for him and the drug companies...I'd bet $100 bucks that there is a cure for cancer..but its being held under wraps because cancer is such a big business (billions and billions) And I think that with AIDS you will find people using more and more steroids to keep the body weight up....Lets see how "dangerous" they are for people who already have almost no immune system....Its a good thing I didn't have my first cup of coffee yet.... LOL ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1074 |
I was told only the other day (by someone that WORKS at my gym no less!) that they make you stupid.. ------------------ |
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posted December 03, 2000 10:22 AM
