Twisted_Steel clad in black spandex wearing the letter "T" AND "D" repels in from the Coliseum's roof. Steel tries to appeal to the senses of both warriers urging them that their indeed was a place for each anabolic agent. But, to no avail the crowds lustful chants for blood PREVENTED Steel's attempts to pacify the situation.

Then in a flash of indifference Steel reaches into his harden leather fanny pack and reveals a PEZ DISPENSER laiden in Spiked steel, dispensing CHEQUE DROPS, orange flavor of course. Steel empties the contents of the dispenser savagely consuming the androgen rich candy of death.

The crowd rises in terror for they suspect the inevitable, steel raises his hand held VULCAN CANNON affixed with 2 surface to surface missles and obliterates the lustful crowd. In record time..., I may add.

2Thick and Ranger cry out, why....why have you destroyed our lustful audience. "Because they were annoying me, Steel replies". I am the "TESTDECARON" warrior and I command the both of you to embrace both anabolic agents, use them well.

For if you don't, you will indeed again see the black spandex clad TESTDECARON warrior "Twisted_Steel". For if compromise is not reached I will personally return and stick each of you in the ass, with the growth agents you hate most! Or I might just stick you in the ass, it depends how horny i am. KIDDING JUST KIDDING.

The moral??? It's ok to prefer deca over test, and vice versa. But, the only way you can become a "TESTDECARON" warrior is by using them both.

Ok, someone please shoot me now.