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 (OT) Squirrel Bulking -- had to repost for the morning bros
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Elite Bodybuilder 
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Blaster, my test subject, is a North American Redwoods Grey squirrel. Born a runt in his litter, I took it upon myself to help the poor guy out. Blaster started out at a measly 16 ozs with about 14 percent bodyfat. I put him on a 10 week cycle that consisted of TestCyp, Deca, Winny and Anavar. Here, blaster is taking his winny (notice that he is taking it orally as all 17aa steroids may be processed IM or orally) In this image (week 3), Blaster (far right) is noticeably bigger (up to 24 ozs). It has become apparent that the test has kicked in as he is both horny and confronting other Alpha males in the squirrel pack: Week 6, tragedy strikes. Gyno sets in. Physical appearance diminishes, stress levels go through the roof. The clomid dosage is upped and nolva is introduced. The effects are counterbalanced by week 8. Blaster is now 29 ozs (though at least 9 ozs is water weight): Blaster, post-nolva:
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 306 |
BigTruck, Did this get deleted from yesterday? LOL | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 793 |
No, it's on page 2, but when I bumped it, it didn't pop up. Weird. | ||
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 39 |
Dude that is the stupidest post, almost as stupid as DIE_HARD or PITBULL. Both of those MORONS still have you beat. Oh, ya Die_hard after I score the touchdown I am know banging you girl. As for PITBULL, your LIKE really fat!!!!!!!!!!! mk | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 20 |
is this fucking Gina guy still around? what a dipshit | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 793 |
If it was the stupidest post then it would have everybody else beat (adding est to a word means it's the most of something -- basic grammar). Since you said there are others out there that are more stupid than I, this obviously doesn't apply. What I think you meant to say was that it was a stupid post. Why don't you go pound dirt newbie? | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 39 |
bigtruck is that the nickname for your fat ass. Now I am not going to let this NEWBIE stuff like go. I mean all it mean is I am in the trences while you sit on the sidelines and cheer. Oh, I just scored another touchdown, what do ya like think of that SQUIRRL BOY, hhahahaha, god SQUIRRIL BULKING, how stupid. MK | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 793 |
Whatever NEWBIE. I can't understand wtf you're saying anyway. I think you meant to use "means" instead of "mean" and "trenches" instead of "trences" -- but it still doesn't make any sense anyway. I don't think much of your statement one way or the other but at least you're impressing yourself. Just another dipshit IMHO. Oh yeah, it's "Squirrel" not "Squirril" And you're calling stupid. I love irony. [This message has been edited by BigTruck (edited November 29, 2000).] | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 312 |
I found it rather amusing. How did the test effect his nuts? | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 793 |
strenghtmonster, glad you asked -- there was a little bit initially with the dbol, but the clomid really helped. Permanent shrinkage? You be the judge: (sorry for ripping your sig pic Ft. L -- seemed perfect) | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 39 |
Bro your posting Squrril PRON on a bobybuilding post, your the jackass. Me in Trenches means I am living the life, and you are just sitting behind a computer filming squirral having sex, That is LIKE stupid. Yes I am a little strang, ask anyone who read my "When Muscleheads go out post." I bet if you could get it up you would plow some these squirrels, that is LIKE sick. mk | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 793 |
uuuhhhh. OK, newbie. You are WAY too easy. Whatever. I'm done with you. You're little half-assed hits aren't even making a dent. Dipshit. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 39 |
ok Squirrel boy, you win. Ya you win ya jackass. Mk | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1295 |
Hey vaGINA, aren't you the one who is a disgrace to the sport of Bodybuilding. Let me refresh my memory--- -you like to get drunk and pose in your tighty whities. -popped some d-bolls in public to get attention. -tried to show off to every girl at the bar but they all rejected you because you are a fucking loser. fuck off jackass ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 508 |
Hey GYNAO, Your a fucking idiot dude. Just because you live in a van down by the river with your pimped out MOM does not give you the right to take out your anger an a well respected brother. Get a fuckin life Jackass!! I love the post Truck, Bump to the top. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 12 |
OK, I know my board status is "Novice" but I have been on these boards for over a year. I only registered recently because I did all the research for a year and have finally taken the "plunge" and had some questions. But shit like this does not belong here. It just makes the legit posts move down faster. I enjoy this board and for the most part most of the posts are intelligent, but this is just idiotic. Most of us are trying to learn from each others experiences in attaining our individual goals, and this just hinders the process. Just my 2 cents... | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 209 |
haha!! it's still a funny thread....some of you guys need to lighten up..let some of the air out of your muscles | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1295 |
Lighten up Tomme, 99% of the threads are serious, I don't think its that big of deal that some comic relief is allowed, just as long as it doesn't get out of hand. ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 508 |
Tommee Appreciate your .02 but if this did not belong here, the mods would delete it or send it to chat. Until then deal with it. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 793 |
I know what you're saying tomme and I do agree. Normally I don't post this kind of stuff in here -- I just thought it was inordinately funny and thought a lot of the bros that have been around for awhile would get a kick out of AS humor. We don't have to be ALL business right. We can still laugh occasionally right? Shit, half the questions are can I drink winny or what is clomid anyway? Valid questions will be bumped or answered so nobody really misses out. I do agree with you, but I think there are exceptions here and there and you gotta admit, this would only be funny to a juicer. Peace bro. | ||
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Cool Novice
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I guess you're right, I'm probably sensitive because it's one of my posts that is getting moved down! And Big Truck, you are right, it are the posts about shooting in the rim of your ass, and drinking gear, etc. that really get to me. That is why I waited so long to register, I did my homework first so that I would not clutter this board with avoidable ignorance. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 50 |
Truck....funny and creative - nothing wrong with a little senseless amusement to combat the stresses of the day....funny shit.... | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 92 |
YOU GUYS CALLS EACHOTHER STUPID!! I WAS BELIEVING AT FIRST THAT YOU WERE HELPING OUT A SQUIRELL!!! FUCK AM I GULLABLE!!! I THINK I SHOULD BE THE ONE BEING FLAMED!! BOOTYSHAKER | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 487 |
I love this post. GYNAO---Fuck off bitch! ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 279 |
Bump have to keep this one at the top for a while..funny shit | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1136 |
Boy am I glad I opened this thread... Funniest post I have ever read on Elite ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 148 |
good post Truck. Some of the bros probably wish their balls would drop back down that far after a few years of juicin. LOL ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 39 |
I can't believe there are only 2 other board bros, who feel this is a moronic post. Squirrel bulking ya cool. As for this Natymick and this other dork who insulted me. Guys or should i say boys, you make me laught. I see how it is around this place one person is a little different and everyone throughs there little insults out. I could care less, you are the losers who spend all you day on the computer saying how hardcore you are, when you can't even open a can of peanut butter. Ya like 180lbs thats big, sound about right you nathyfuck. Oh, I also love you little queer icon, NATURAL LIGHT. Ya that is definetly going to get you bigger, ya dork. To all the brother who are in agreement with me, we are cool, for those who aren't NOBODY ASKED YA!!!!!! MK | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 92 |
Gina, i saw you on leno the other night.. nice legs!! Anyways i don't even weigh 180 so you are saying you have a problem with me?? Take the buttplug out of your ass, get filled by your boyfriend and RELAX THE SHAKER [This message has been edited by Bootyshaker (edited November 29, 2000).] | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1136 |
When did this Gina girl show up? It's pretty rare that we have girls on the board maybe we should treat her with more respect... ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 508 |
Hey Ms. Gina, I am the other guy that ripped into you. You have something to say about me?? You are a cockroach. Let me guess you are 6'8 280 @ 10% bf. So what if Naty weighs 180 Whatever...... | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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for the record, I'm not 180 ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 508 |
Point made Naty. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1295 |
This vaGina character is outnumbered on this board, he will be gone soon. ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 508 |
I agree, come on the board new and start ripping apart someone else's thread. That is smart | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 306 |
vaGina, Hit the road...This is some funny shit. DSPO | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 39 |
6'1 275 - 290 it varies. Again Nasty and LITTLE c think they are so Like cool. The fact is they are just a couple fakes. That is really sad that a hardcore freak is so disrespected on this board. Its Like not cool. Thats all I have to say about that. Go have another beer nasty, ya fricken drunk. mk | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 508 |
Ahahahaaa lmfao @ Gina. Dude what the fuck is your problem. I guess you got me on size. I am only 6'4 245-250. I bet next your gonna threaten to kick my ass. Whoa. Give it up pup. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1295 |
Gina--I don't want to keep this argument alive, if you wan't to flame me thats fine, but maybe you should also respond to the other 71 flames you got on your "When Muscleheads go out and party" thread http://www.elitefitness.com/ubb/Forum10/HTML/007877.html This Musclehead post was probably not the best way to help you have a good reputation around here, I'm through talking. ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice
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C, that is where you are wrong. I am not about fighting, i am about walking down the street and turning as many heads as possible. I only showing my deep hardcore love for the sport. Yes I do go out every 6 months to the bars and get drunk and pose and act Like stupid, but at least i dont going around threatening to beat everyone up. I hope this Like gives you a little better picture of what i am into. Again heres Like the break down. FIGHTING = BAD And yes I Like to use the word Like alot in my vocab. Like Later | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 508 |
Well said Naty. Flame away, Gina I am done with this. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 39 |
Nasty, Like thanks I have been looking for that thread for a couple of days now. mk | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1295 |
No problem, It got moved to the chat room ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 287 |
Hey BigTruck you are welcome to use my "big-nutted rodent" anytime you want bro. Give the newbies hell : ) ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 164 |
GinaO, shut your fucking mouth and go to the gym. "You are LIKE so fucking stupid." ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 79 |
First off; that was some funny shit BIG TRUCK!!! Man you had my ass rolling. I had tears man. Good shit. Secondly; vaGINA, Take that bug out of your ass!! Your posts only show that a chick pea has more brain, intellect and most importantly sense of humor than your wanna be ass. Thirdly: Check your spelling, grammar, and sentence structure before posting. At least do your self a favor and go into edit mode -god knows you need it- I can only hope that you will play "I'm not from an Anglophone Country" card, caus' if you are god help us all. |
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posted November 29, 2000 11:29 AM
