"I'm back and I will start getting things back to normal tomorrow or so.

Good thing is that the gov didn't blow up my plane so I'm not too big of a public enemy, yet.

You can't get @!#$ in the way of prescription stuff over there so I couldn't even test that new law. Even though there is basically no crime in amsterdam, I still found it to be creepy and didn't like people walking behind me. I don't know how they sit in those cafe's and smoke all that @!#$. I mean, I couldn't think straight afterwards and those guys are standing around in that smoky room all day. I did three hits of Silver haze the first day and I was incapacitated for 4 hours to almost being hallucinogenic and I had to go back to the room. One hits were ok, but I still got more paranoia than I wanted. One hits of Northen Lights and Shiva were tolerable with Shiva being more of a body high and I was still able to think straight. Enough about that and onto the fun!

(As you read all this remember that I've been to Mexico more than 5 times and never was searched once. I also traveled with somebody who went the exact same places as I did and he cruised through customs.)

DEA had me flagged for search at customs. I knew that something was going on because the customs officer was looking at his computer screen like there was something on there which he had never seen before. Then he puts the red C on my card and tells me, 'Go directly to the customs officers and do NOT pick up your bags.' I'll tell you that is a proceedure which NEVER happens and when I got to the customs search area they were confused when I didn't have another bag because of what I was told.

Then they start looking at the computer and the one agent has to call another agent because there is something out of the ordinary going on. Then she puts on the blue nitrile examination gloves and that gets me a little nervous because I'm thinking, cavity search! (Turns out that she just needed them to go through all my stuff.)

I'm watching her go through my stuff and it's obvious this ain't the normal rigamorole because the dogs would have gone off on any dope of any kind. Then she is asking me the normal questions and stuff like how long I was gone and where else I've traveled in the last 3 years and if I traveled with anybody else. (She asked me the same questions 3 times over the 45 minute search, like I'm not gonna remember!)

After she goes through my coat pockets I noticed something and here's secret number one. I have a columbia jacket with liner and one of the chest pockets has a hole in it. This allowed several mini candy bars to fall into the bottom of the jacket.....She never found them or even checked that part of the coat.

Onto my carry on bag which had all my bottles and stuff in it. I had some clear unlabeled bottles with stuff like conditioner and silicone in them and she hardly worried about it. Secret number two and I'll just say that you could get a lot of dissolved X through using such a manner. The didn't dump out any bottles or check toothpaste tubes, etc.

In the same pocket of the bag I have 4 empty 10ml vials with stopper in them and one has about 1ml of anastrozole in it. She got one of the empties and asked what it was and I told her it was part of my business. After that she basically stopped going through that pocket and checked none of the deodorant cologne, nor did she go forward to find the other empty bottles or anastrozole.

That clued me that something was abnormal here and I'm looking around and I notice that I'm the only one who is still having this done AND I'm the only AMERICAN citizen having this done. Hell, some people from amsterdam and india who were being searched had about 2x the baggage I did and they hardly did @!#$ on their searches.

She's looking through my books and stuff and MD case, now. (Secret, You could easily gut some electronic equipment...) I'm noticing all this stuff going on thinking they are looking for X pills or something. (secret, I bought $200 worth of chocolate which were wrapped and could be easily unwrapped and rewrapped as well as some boxed truffles from specialty stores that was in deep layered boxes and she opened one and didn't even look at the bottom layers and then didn't even look at the rest of the boxed chocolate!)

At this point I can't hold my tongue longer because of the strangeness of all this and I notice that she isn't appearing too happy that she is having to do this search so I say right out, 'The DEA had my flagged for search, didn't they? She says, 'Why would you think that?' I say, 'Well, the DEA was at my business 6 mos ago and they didn't find anything illegal so I'm just guessing they are trying to make things difficult for me because they weren't to happy.) I wasn't expecting her to come right out and say this had to do with the DEA, but she did! 'We're doing this because the DEA has a note in the computer!' (I may or may not talk to my lawyer, but isn't this another form of harrassment? Guess I'll just add it to the list) I never asked and she didn't tell me if they had flagged for a specific drug)

She asks me what it is that I do, blah, blah, blah and then she tells me to get my other bag which I do. This is taking forever and I have a kit in the main compartment which I took over there just for fun. She goes through all the outside pockets and then through the bottom compartment where my shoes are.(secret...no search in the soles of my shoes for fake compartments, had a collapsed cardboard shoe box laying flat and no investigation into that, either)

Onto the main compartment and she takes out the the kit and opens it up. Get this, these are unmarked bottles with those red stoppers and I could have put anything into the 1 or 2 bottles and she just asks me! Doesn't open them or smell them or anything. At this point I know I'm in the clear, but just for the hassle and because she has to, she takes out all the rest of my clothes.

At this point, as I said above, I notice that I'm about the only one left except for the other two people from amsterdam that were in my line. They even opened up other lines for the rest of the people and they were gone. All my clothes are out on the counter and I'll say that she was nice in that the first two bags she went through, she repacked for the most part which she really didn't have to do.

I pack all my stuff up we're at 45 minutes and the guy I traveled with is nowhere to be seen even though I'm giving him a ride home. From what I could discern when I caught him by the phones, he basically freaked out even though I guaranteed that I would be searched and he went down and called my wife to tell her what was going on, but she wasn't home which was good because she would have freaked, too, but she laughed about it when I told her and she was jokingly hoping I got the cavity search!

I'll just say quietly to the whole world that I still 'did what I wanted and got what I needed' even though I knew I was gonna get the treatment! Let's just say that they don't scare me one pissass bit and I love this spy vs spy @!#$ and I've kicked their ass again! Eat @!#$ DEA!

Anarchy at work...

Anarchy that works!

Anarchy in the USA"