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BigTruck

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From:Beyond The Pale
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posted November 28, 2000 04:27 PM

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Blaster, my test subject, is a North American Redwoods Grey squirrel.

Born a runt in his litter, I took it upon myself to help the poor guy out.

Blaster started out at a measly 16 ozs with about 14 percent bodyfat.

I put him on a 10 week cycle that consisted of TestCyp, Deca, Winny and Anavar.

Here, blaster is taking his winny (notice that he is taking it orally as all 17aa steroids may be processed IM or orally)

In this image (week 3), Blaster (far right) is noticeably bigger (up to 24 ozs). It has become apparent that the test has kicked in as he is both horny and confronting other Alpha males in the squirrel pack:

Week 6, tragedy strikes. Gyno sets in. Physical appearance diminishes, stress levels go through the roof. The clomid dosage is upped and nolva is introduced. The effects are counterbalanced by week 8. Blaster is now 29 ozs (though at least 9 ozs is water weight):

Blaster, post-nolva:


Week 10 -- the results: Blaster is a monster, he has gone from 16 ozs to 32 ozs in just 10 short weeks. His bodyfat is around 10 percent here and strength is through the roof. Good job Blaster! Here's what sweet success looks like:



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Beezers

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posted November 28, 2000 04:34 PM

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That's some funny shit

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special_bill

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posted November 28, 2000 05:26 PM

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bump for blaster...he is one swoll rodent...


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timac

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posted November 28, 2000 05:27 PM

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ha ha ....good stuff


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showtime2000

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posted November 28, 2000 05:39 PM

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how did you decide on the dosages for the Blaster?


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BigTruck

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posted November 28, 2000 05:41 PM

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Although not a perfect method, I just figured out what my personal steroid to LBM ratio was and applied that to Blaster. Seemed to work out OK.


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oubeta

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posted November 28, 2000 05:47 PM

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That is some funny shit the whole office is laughing..thanks bro


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Hugh Gellatts

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posted November 28, 2000 05:47 PM

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Funny shit!!! How did you get those pictures?


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harmonic

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posted November 28, 2000 05:48 PM

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Thats pretty cool man.


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mrflaco

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posted November 28, 2000 05:49 PM

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I can't stop laughing. Blaster is inspiration for us all!!!!


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special_bill

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posted November 28, 2000 06:01 PM

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look at the quads in the third picture...diesel baby!...


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rainhorn

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posted November 28, 2000 06:05 PM

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hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...

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BIBLEISONYA

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posted November 28, 2000 06:09 PM

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Dude you have waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay 222222222222222222222222222222222222222 much time on your hands. VERY FUNNY! LMAO


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Badkins21

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posted November 28, 2000 08:01 PM

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FUNNY SH*T, BRO...LOL!

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livinbig

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posted November 28, 2000 08:05 PM

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heheheheheheheh.....lmao

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DSPO

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posted November 28, 2000 08:15 PM

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That is some funny shit


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BigTruck

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From:Beyond The Pale
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posted November 29, 2000 09:28 AM

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Bumpin for the morning bros...

Hmmm... doesn't bump once on second page? Weird.

[This message has been edited by BigTruck (edited November 29, 2000).]


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