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grizz

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posted November 25, 2000 01:35 PM

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I went to my high school re-union, 20 years,yep I am an old prick, so anyway, am up by the bar with my wife. A very attractive woman keeps looking at me and she finally walks up ans and asks if I remember her. No,I tell her, you I would remember. Says her name is Denise but... git this!! she used to be DENNIS!! oh yeah, weird city. TElls me her last name, after the shock I remember her,him, whatever. So I ask about the operation.. the estrogen and stuff she/he took(kinda like gear but in reverse I guess lol).
So I ask what was the worst part about the going from a man to a woman. Had to be losing the family jewels,right? Nope,mostly psycological he/she says.
How about getting breast implants? nope,wrong again.(If I had a set of knockers like he/she I'd never leave home...but I digress...haha)
Now get this.. she said the worst part about going from a man to a woman was when they stuck that big needle in her head and sucked out half his brain!!
Hope you all had a good hliday... sorry for the bad joke.


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special_bill

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posted November 25, 2000 01:37 PM

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hahahha....thanks....


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Frackal

Elite Bodybuilder

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From:THE VOID
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posted November 25, 2000 01:41 PM

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LOL


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DSPO

Amateur Bodybuilder

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posted November 25, 2000 01:42 PM

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Your a sick puppy


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Natymike

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From:Austin TX
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posted November 25, 2000 01:43 PM

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lol

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baza

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 253
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Registered: Sep 2000

posted November 25, 2000 02:28 PM

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heh


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santo smith

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 137
From:kenosha wi usa
Registered: Oct 2000

posted November 25, 2000 02:29 PM

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WOW, it was not that bad..hahaha


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BigPhysicsBastard

Amateur Bodybuilder

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From:OH
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posted November 25, 2000 04:43 PM

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Classic, that one's going to my girlfriend ASAP:-)


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Jay Z

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posted November 25, 2000 04:48 PM

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heheeh

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rainhorn

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posted November 25, 2000 05:08 PM

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bump................


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roidog420

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From:greensburg,pa USA
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posted November 25, 2000 05:15 PM

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GRIZZ. Were you kidding about the old fart thing as well? There was an episode of "just shoot me" on last week that sounds like that story. The guy/girl was Jenny McCarthy. HMmmmmmm....In that case, I'd do her.


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ThePitbull

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From:Canada
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posted November 25, 2000 06:43 PM

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Funny shit bro!

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ghans

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From: Mi. USA
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posted November 26, 2000 02:02 AM

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wow.


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BIGGYSMALLZ

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posted November 26, 2000 02:08 AM

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HaHa!!!!

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Badkins21

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From:College Station, TX, USA
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posted November 26, 2000 02:21 PM

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HEHEHE, THANKS FOR GIVIN' ME A LAUGH, BRO!

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