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Deppnade

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From:smithtown, ny 11787
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posted November 22, 2000 06:59 PM

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I GOT A GREAT STORY FOR YOU, RIDICOULOUS

ALRIGHT, THE ONE TIME I GO TO GO TO MEXICO, ITS ME AND MY BOYS, WE ARE 18, WE GO TO CANCUN FOR SPRING BREAK, AND DURING THE BREAK WE GO TO A HOT PHARMACY AND BUY PRELOADS, EQ, YOU NAME IT, WE BOUGHT IT, BETWEEN THE 10 OF US WE COULD STAY ON THE JUICE FOR AT LEAST 2 YEARS WITHOUT A BREAK, IM TALKING SUPER JUICE

ANYWAY, WE ARE ALL PANICKED BECAUSE WE KNOW THAT WE ARE GONNA GET CAUGHT ON OUR FLIGHT HOME, WE ARE ALL OVER 6 FEET, AND JACKED FOR CANCUN, SO IT IS OBVIOUS, THAT DAY WE TAPED ALL THE GEAR TO OUR CHESTS AND THIGHS, ETC, DUMB, BUT FIGURED IT WOULD WORK, SCREW CUSTOMS AND ALL THAT SHIT RIGHT?
WRONG...............

WE SOMEHOW MAKE IT PAST MEXICO AND THEIR SEARCH DEAL, SO WE GET TO THE U.S., ACTUALLY TO JFK AIRPORT
WE THINK WE HAVE MADE IT, WE ARE FREE AND HAVE ENOUGH JUICE TO GET HUGE THIS SUMMER AND ALSO MAKE A COUPLE G'S

NEXT FREAKIN THING WE NOW THERE ARE AT LEAST 20 GUARDS IN A FULL TILT TOWARDS US, ALL OF MY BOYS RUN, SO I FIGURE SHIT, ILL JOIN THEM, IM TALKING 4.1 40 MATERIAL HERE PEOPLE!!!!!!
ANYWAY, WE MAKE IT TO ANOTHER CHECKPOINT, BUT ONE OF MY BOYS FALL, AND IS HURT, SO WE STOP, AND WE KNOW WE ARE DONE, JAIL TIME, WHO KNOWS, WE ARE 18 AND OUR LIVES ARE OVER,
IT TURNS OUT THAT THE REASON THEY CAUGHT US WAS CAUSE ONE OF MY BOYS WENT TO THE BATHROOM ON THE PLANE, AND THE STEWARDESS CAME IN AFTER, AND SHE SAW ABOUT 40 SUS PRELOADS ON THE COUNTER, TURNS OUT HE LEFT THEM IN THERE WHEN HE TOOK A DUMP, THANKS ALOT BUDDY!!!

SO TO MAKE A LONG STORY SHORT, THEY TAKE US TO SOME HEADQUARTERS, DONT EVEN KNOW WHERE, AND THEY ARE GIVING US ALL SORTS OF SHIT, ASKING US IF WE BROUGHT IN DRUGS, HEROIN, COCAINE, E, K, ALL THAT STUFF, WE ARE ALL PISSING OUR PANTS!!!!!

NEXT THING I KNOW, THERE IS ONE COP THAT COMES IN AND WANTS TO TALK TO ME ALONE, I DIDNT HAVE ANYTHING ON ME WHEN THEY SEARCHED US CAUSE I THREW WHAT I HAD IN THE GARBGE WHEN WE HIGHTAILED IT WHEN WE SAW THEM, ALL I HAD ON ME WAS 1000 ANADROL PILLS BUT LIEK I SAID I GOT RID OF THEM, SPEAPING OF WHICH, IF UR EVER AT JFK, THEY MIGHT STILL BE THERE


THE COP HANDS ME A BAG, AND HE SAYS IF U TELL ME WHAT IS IN THIS I WILL GET YOU OFF, IF NOT, YOU AND ALL YOUR BOYS ARE GONNA DO AT LEAST 10 YEARS, BUT BROS, I DINT KNOW WHAT THE HELL WAS IN THE BAG, WE DIDNT BRING ANY BAGS, I WAS WAITING FOR IT TO BE SOME DRUGS MY BOYS SMUGGLED, OR A GUN, OR A DEAD BODY, LOL, WHO KNOWS, SO RIGHT NOW I AM SHITTING A BRICK, I REFUSE TO SAY WHATS IN IT, CAUSE I HAVE NO GOD DAMN CLUE, SO HE TURNS TO ME AND SAYS, "SON, OPEN IT"
I AM SHITTING NOW, SO I OPEN IT, AND WHAT DO I SEE?????

BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!
JUST LIKE THIS WHOLE STORY!!!!!!!!!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Slopain

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posted November 22, 2000 07:02 PM

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LOL!


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timac

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posted November 22, 2000 07:03 PM

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that wasn't very nice.


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vexed

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posted November 22, 2000 07:07 PM

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my story was better... and hey I got back in the gym today man fractures inside your eye socket hurt bad when you are all red like a demon pumping out reps!


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1-body

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posted November 22, 2000 07:07 PM

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thats a tight lil story!haha but i was hoping for a good ending like he gave you all the juice back.


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harmonic

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posted November 22, 2000 07:08 PM

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Oh, you ass :0).... Prety good funny though...


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bb4424

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posted November 22, 2000 07:12 PM

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I was really into your story...you got me good, I can see myself in that situation!

Happy Thanksgiving back at ya...


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HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex

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posted November 22, 2000 07:13 PM

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You bastard...LOL....


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Kakdiesel

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posted November 22, 2000 07:15 PM

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Dude, even though I'm bouncing off walls over here tryin to figure out if my stanabolic if fake or not and if I got scammed, you crack me up..nice story/joke.

peace

Kakdiesel

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special_bill

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posted November 22, 2000 07:19 PM

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hahahaha....nice bro....real nice...


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hooch

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posted November 22, 2000 07:29 PM

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vexed..aren't you the one that got cold-cocked with a 10 pounder in the gym???? How ya healin' ???


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Deppnade

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posted November 22, 2000 07:43 PM

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hey, jay, i bet you would have liked if some hot cop walks in and says "if u bang the hell out of me you will get off, plus you get to keep all your juice!!!!!!!"

peace fellas

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big4rt

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posted November 22, 2000 08:16 PM

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pretty good. thanks for the excitement, but that's an old one... "he started pulling my leg. Just like I'm pulling yours..."

Pretty good though. Thanks!


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shawdawg

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posted November 22, 2000 08:22 PM

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bro you had me going until you said you ran a 4.1 40.....hahahaha.....is your name Dieon??

shaw


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Green

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posted November 22, 2000 10:29 PM

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DICKHEAD!!!!!!
Good one. Eat a turkey like I plan tomorrow.
CHEAT DAY!!!!!!!!
Later,
Green


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Deppnade

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posted November 23, 2000 12:40 AM

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what, you have never seen a white kid from long island run a 4.1 40???

IT CAN BE DONE!!!!

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Goin_Big

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posted November 23, 2000 01:15 AM

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LMFAO!!!!
you had me going, I actually thought you were telling a true story.
oh yea, and I agree with the dude that had the hot cop ending, although I really really hope he meant a FEMALE cop.

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Deppnade

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posted November 23, 2000 02:25 AM

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definitely was a female, a hot one, with huge breasts and a supple @ss, likes it with girls too!!!!!!!

peace

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roidog420

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posted November 23, 2000 02:32 AM

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That was good. Started to think you were a real moron after you said you bolted. Good one


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forgotten219

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posted November 23, 2000 07:35 PM

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Bro, You are like Stephen King feeding on our worst fears. That is why everyone will believe this happened, right up to the end.

Good one.


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GreatOne

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posted November 23, 2000 09:09 PM

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if i were the cop id make u take me to all the places where u dropped your gear , let u off and take all the gear for myself.


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ghans

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posted November 24, 2000 12:02 AM

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What the hell??? Man, You had me going till the very end. Fucker! You should write suspense novels.

ghans


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Busy_Mind

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posted November 24, 2000 01:03 AM

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You dumb shit!!!! What the fuck is up with that, this isn't April Fool's...LMAO

Good one bro! hehehe


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BIGGYSMALLZ

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posted November 24, 2000 01:36 AM

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LOL!!!!

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someguy

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posted November 24, 2000 06:26 AM

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Argh...I thought a girl would pop out *lol*

You are a very mean guys


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animal B

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posted November 24, 2000 09:30 AM

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I was in that situation a few months back NOT BULLSHIT...AND AND ANINT FUNNY...HAD ALOT OF SHIT ON ME AND GOT STOPPED..AND CHECKED AND STILL PASSED...."ANIMAL b IS LUCKY TO BE HERE WAS THE THREAD


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ThePitbull

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posted November 24, 2000 10:11 AM

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Holy shit! LMAO

That was a good one, asshole!
j/k

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santo smith

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posted November 24, 2000 10:21 AM

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you must have alot a lot of free time.....ha.ha.ha it was funny, and i was starting to get in to it.


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THE EXTREME

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posted November 25, 2000 10:10 AM

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HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!! i was riveted to that story!!! you almost gave me a FUCKIN HEART-ATTACK!!!!!!! i been thru JFK like 3 times, Newark airport like 50 times. i NEVER HAD A PROBLEM and i'm 6'5" 282 lbs. basically, i just put all the gear in STERILIZED liquor bottles (the 50 ml "nips" you can get at any liquor store) and brought it back safely with NO PROBLEMS OR EVIDENCE. there is NEVER a need to bring gear back in its "original" packaging (amp/vial) PEACE BROS.......now, i need 8 percosets or some GHB to relax from that story. LOL!!!!!

THE EXTREME


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back2basics

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posted November 25, 2000 10:38 AM

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Yep, you've got me...LOL

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waterboy

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posted November 25, 2000 11:05 AM

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u hade me going i was like no shit really .that was funny i heard my share of bullshit for the day.


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baza

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posted November 25, 2000 02:31 PM

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I could telll as soon as I started reading it was bullshit. Sust preloads wouldn't make it through the metal detector anyways? Correct?


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waterboy

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posted November 25, 2000 02:42 PM

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i dont know i wounder if u can pull on a cruise ?customs was a joke when we went on a cruise and we went 2 mexico. that was before i was on the goods now i wish i did something like that.


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KODIAK99

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posted November 25, 2000 03:02 PM

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good story. . .I kind of figured it out when you were running through JFK, and ripping taped sus and anadrol off your chest and finding garbage cans along the way with guards chasing you. . .LOL


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lilpump

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posted November 25, 2000 07:42 PM

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DONT WASTE MY MOTHERFUCKIN TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Hungry1

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posted November 25, 2000 08:55 PM

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What lilpump said.


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Drizzt8

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posted November 25, 2000 10:14 PM

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All that REALLY happened to me last year....and 2 gorgeous female cops really did interrogate me, and made me bang both of them before they let me go...REALLY GUYS! I'm not kidding....WHAT??


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Deppnade

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posted November 26, 2000 08:38 PM

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honestly, i liv en new york and am going to cancun spring break


what are some ways to get the stuff back with me without doing hard time in my efforts

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Fener

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posted November 26, 2000 10:02 PM

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lol


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