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Author | Topic: NO ONE CAN BEAT THIS TERRIBLE JUICE EXPERIENCE!!!!!!!! NO ONE!!!!!!!!!! | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 127 |
I GOT A GREAT STORY FOR YOU, RIDICOULOUS ALRIGHT, THE ONE TIME I GO TO GO TO MEXICO, ITS ME AND MY BOYS, WE ARE 18, WE GO TO CANCUN FOR SPRING BREAK, AND DURING THE BREAK WE GO TO A HOT PHARMACY AND BUY PRELOADS, EQ, YOU NAME IT, WE BOUGHT IT, BETWEEN THE 10 OF US WE COULD STAY ON THE JUICE FOR AT LEAST 2 YEARS WITHOUT A BREAK, IM TALKING SUPER JUICE ANYWAY, WE ARE ALL PANICKED BECAUSE WE KNOW THAT WE ARE GONNA GET CAUGHT ON OUR FLIGHT HOME, WE ARE ALL OVER 6 FEET, AND JACKED FOR CANCUN, SO IT IS OBVIOUS, THAT DAY WE TAPED ALL THE GEAR TO OUR CHESTS AND THIGHS, ETC, DUMB, BUT FIGURED IT WOULD WORK, SCREW CUSTOMS AND ALL THAT SHIT RIGHT? WE SOMEHOW MAKE IT PAST MEXICO AND THEIR SEARCH DEAL, SO WE GET TO THE U.S., ACTUALLY TO JFK AIRPORT NEXT FREAKIN THING WE NOW THERE ARE AT LEAST 20 GUARDS IN A FULL TILT TOWARDS US, ALL OF MY BOYS RUN, SO I FIGURE SHIT, ILL JOIN THEM, IM TALKING 4.1 40 MATERIAL HERE PEOPLE!!!!!! SO TO MAKE A LONG STORY SHORT, THEY TAKE US TO SOME HEADQUARTERS, DONT EVEN KNOW WHERE, AND THEY ARE GIVING US ALL SORTS OF SHIT, ASKING US IF WE BROUGHT IN DRUGS, HEROIN, COCAINE, E, K, ALL THAT STUFF, WE ARE ALL PISSING OUR PANTS!!!!! NEXT THING I KNOW, THERE IS ONE COP THAT COMES IN AND WANTS TO TALK TO ME ALONE, I DIDNT HAVE ANYTHING ON ME WHEN THEY SEARCHED US CAUSE I THREW WHAT I HAD IN THE GARBGE WHEN WE HIGHTAILED IT WHEN WE SAW THEM, ALL I HAD ON ME WAS 1000 ANADROL PILLS BUT LIEK I SAID I GOT RID OF THEM, SPEAPING OF WHICH, IF UR EVER AT JFK, THEY MIGHT STILL BE THERE
BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Guru ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 3289 |
LOL! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 785 |
that wasn't very nice. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Cool Novice ![]() ![]() Posts: 47 |
my story was better... and hey I got back in the gym today man fractures inside your eye socket hurt bad when you are all red like a demon pumping out reps! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 61 |
thats a tight lil story!haha but i was hoping for a good ending like he gave you all the juice back. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Pro Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 434 |
Oh, you ass :0).... Prety good funny though... ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 735 |
I was really into your story...you got me good, I can see myself in that situation! Happy Thanksgiving back at ya... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Guru ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 4664 |
You bastard...LOL.... ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 78 |
Dude, even though I'm bouncing off walls over here tryin to figure out if my stanabolic if fake or not and if I got scammed, you crack me up..nice story/joke. peace Kakdiesel ------------------ "I'll always be number one to myself"....Moses Malone ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Guru ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 2287 |
hahahaha....nice bro....real nice... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Pro Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 443 |
vexed..aren't you the one that got cold-cocked with a 10 pounder in the gym???? How ya healin' ??? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 127 |
hey, jay, i bet you would have liked if some hot cop walks in and says "if u bang the hell out of me you will get off, plus you get to keep all your juice!!!!!!!" peace fellas ------------------ [This message has been edited by Deppnade (edited November 22, 2000).] ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 86 |
pretty good. thanks for the excitement, but that's an old one... "he started pulling my leg. Just like I'm pulling yours..." Pretty good though. Thanks! ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 158 |
bro you had me going until you said you ran a 4.1 40.....hahahaha.....is your name Dieon?? shaw ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 1315 |
DICKHEAD!!!!!! Good one. Eat a turkey like I plan tomorrow. CHEAT DAY!!!!!!!! Later, Green ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 127 |
what, you have never seen a white kid from long island run a 4.1 40??? IT CAN BE DONE!!!! ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Cool Novice ![]() ![]() Posts: 43 |
LMFAO!!!! you had me going, I actually thought you were telling a true story. oh yea, and I agree with the dude that had the hot cop ending, although I really really hope he meant a FEMALE cop. ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 127 |
definitely was a female, a hot one, with huge breasts and a supple @ss, likes it with girls too!!!!!!! peace ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 221 |
That was good. Started to think you were a real moron after you said you bolted. Good one ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 66 |
Bro, You are like Stephen King feeding on our worst fears. That is why everyone will believe this happened, right up to the end. Good one. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 149 |
if i were the cop id make u take me to all the places where u dropped your gear , let u off and take all the gear for myself. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Pro Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 498 |
What the hell??? Man, You had me going till the very end. Fucker! You should write suspense novels. ghans ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 196 |
You dumb shit!!!! What the fuck is up with that, this isn't April Fool's...LMAO Good one bro! hehehe ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 95 |
LOL!!!! ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 186 |
Argh...I thought a girl would pop out *lol* You are a very mean guys ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Freak ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 1644 |
I was in that situation a few months back NOT BULLSHIT...AND AND ANINT FUNNY...HAD ALOT OF SHIT ON ME AND GOT STOPPED..AND CHECKED AND STILL PASSED...."ANIMAL b IS LUCKY TO BE HERE WAS THE THREAD ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 1035 |
Holy shit! LMAO That was a good one, asshole! ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 140 |
you must have alot a lot of free time.....ha.ha.ha it was funny, and i was starting to get in to it. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 57 |
HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!! i was riveted to that story!!! you almost gave me a FUCKIN HEART-ATTACK!!!!!!! i been thru JFK like 3 times, Newark airport like 50 times. i NEVER HAD A PROBLEM and i'm 6'5" 282 lbs. basically, i just put all the gear in STERILIZED liquor bottles (the 50 ml "nips" you can get at any liquor store) and brought it back safely with NO PROBLEMS OR EVIDENCE. there is NEVER a need to bring gear back in its "original" packaging (amp/vial) PEACE BROS.......now, i need 8 percosets or some GHB to relax from that story. LOL!!!!! THE EXTREME
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Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 151 |
Yep, you've got me...LOL ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 195 |
u hade me going i was like no shit really .that was funny i heard my share of bullshit for the day. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 253 |
I could telll as soon as I started reading it was bullshit. Sust preloads wouldn't make it through the metal detector anyways? Correct? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 195 |
i dont know i wounder if u can pull on a cruise ?customs was a joke when we went on a cruise and we went 2 mexico. that was before i was on the goods now i wish i did something like that. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 933 |
good story. . .I kind of figured it out when you were running through JFK, and ripping taped sus and anadrol off your chest and finding garbage cans along the way with guards chasing you. . .LOL ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 56 |
DONT WASTE MY MOTHERFUCKIN TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 66 |
What lilpump said. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Cool Novice ![]() ![]() Posts: 42 |
All that REALLY happened to me last year....and 2 gorgeous female cops really did interrogate me, and made me bang both of them before they let me go...REALLY GUYS! I'm not kidding....WHAT?? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 127 |
honestly, i liv en new york and am going to cancun spring break
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Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 298 |
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