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Kakdiesel

Cool Novice

Posts: 45
From:Ohio
Registered: Aug 2000

posted November 21, 2000 04:51 PM

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What up bros...

Well one of my booty calls came over today and was definitely down for the fuckin ya know what I'm sayin? But damn, its been two weeks since my SUST only cycle ended (you might remember my previous post here a week ago) and started to hit clomid really good. 600 mg on day one with 100 mg every following day...

Talk about a CLOMID NUT!!! I think I freaked out the girl when I nutted cuz I pulled out and bam, it shoots from where my dick is (by her pussy) all the way up to her face in like a huge glob.. i mean like a super snot rocket or something LOL Went up her nose and in her eye! I apologized at first but then I kinda freaked out cuz it was a super nut and I had never had that much before! Well after about three seconds, I looked up at her and I wish I took a picture cuz her face was funny as hell...I know I'm mean, but damn, it was some comedy...peace

Kakdiesel

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The Ghost

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 111
From:Earth
Registered: Nov 2000

posted November 21, 2000 04:54 PM

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That's some funny shit bro...


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hooch

Pro Bodybuilder

Posts: 415
From:Long Island, NY
Registered: Oct 2000

posted November 21, 2000 04:56 PM

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excellant!!! Can't wait for my cycle to be over and start popping clomid!!


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oubeta

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 237
From:Norman OK
Registered: Jan 2000

posted November 21, 2000 04:59 PM

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I( take one pill a day and I can't get nut like that...maybe I need to up it


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rainhorn

Pro Bodybuilder

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From:somewhere
Registered: Mar 2000

posted November 21, 2000 05:03 PM

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hahahahahaha....


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Wfabrizio

Cool Novice

Posts: 29
From:USA
Registered: Nov 2000

posted November 21, 2000 05:13 PM

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this is my second week of clomid 100mg per day and bro, my loads haven't changed at all. I'm highly disappointed.


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bb4424

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Registered: Apr 2000

posted November 21, 2000 06:23 PM

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That is a beautiful thing...I love it!

Good job bro!!


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BigPhysicsBastard

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 68
From:OH
Registered: Nov 2000

posted November 21, 2000 06:25 PM

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dude, I just damn near fell out of my chair. I remember the first my nut did a fly by on my girlfriend, it was hilarious. But the time I actually nailed her I just about lost it. Looked like a big slash mark going up her cheek, and she absolutely hates having my nut any where near her face, which sucks when all you want to do is give her a cum facial:-) Anyway, see you're a fellow OH bro, I'm haling out of the ole Rubber city myself.


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vexed

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Posts: 39
From:the seed of satan
Registered: Sep 2000

posted November 21, 2000 07:08 PM

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I take clomid even when off cycle just for that... To the people who say there nut hasn't changed... well up the dosage and obstain for like 3 days then fuck or jackoff whatever and watch the magic... it was worth not fucking for 4 days when my gf was giving me head and she always swallows this time when I blew..... you should of seen the look of suprise on her face! She started gulping and when she finally had lapped it all up she looks at me and said (in spanish accent) wow baby you come alot this time! I had an ear to ear clomid smile!


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santo smith

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 56
From:kenosha wi usa
Registered: Oct 2000

posted November 21, 2000 07:30 PM

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clomid, ha ha.....i sure that shit happens to all of us, funny how you told the story!!!


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Kakdiesel

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From:Ohio
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posted November 21, 2000 11:48 PM

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Hey Physics..Dayton??? I'm not too far from there...Actually very close...email me and I'll let you know..I'll give you a hint, i'm a college student very close to there but its not in Cincinnati or Dayton...somewhere in between

peace

Kakdiesel

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KODIAK99

Elite Bodybuilder

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From:New York, NY USA
Registered: Aug 2000

posted November 21, 2000 11:53 PM

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nice story, but no I don't knock chicks eyes out on clomid.

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PHREEMINDED

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Posts: 37
From:somewhere in Bosnia
Registered: Nov 2000

posted November 22, 2000 10:33 AM

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Thats funny as shit bro!!!

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madbomber31

Guru

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From:in Nashville, but always a Detroiter!!!
Registered: Oct 1999

posted November 22, 2000 10:41 AM

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I NUT MORE ON CLOMID AND ON DBOL...


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BigJay81

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From:LIFT UNTIL YOU DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Registered: Jan 2000

posted November 22, 2000 10:47 AM

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Chat Board.

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Until You Die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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