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Cool Novice ![]() ![]() Posts: 45 |
What up bros... Well one of my booty calls came over today and was definitely down for the fuckin ya know what I'm sayin? But damn, its been two weeks since my SUST only cycle ended (you might remember my previous post here a week ago) and started to hit clomid really good. 600 mg on day one with 100 mg every following day... Talk about a CLOMID NUT!!! I think I freaked out the girl when I nutted cuz I pulled out and bam, it shoots from where my dick is (by her pussy) all the way up to her face in like a huge glob.. i mean like a super snot rocket or something LOL Went up her nose and in her eye! I apologized at first but then I kinda freaked out cuz it was a super nut and I had never had that much before! Well after about three seconds, I looked up at her and I wish I took a picture cuz her face was funny as hell...I know I'm mean, but damn, it was some comedy...peace Kakdiesel ------------------ "I'll always be number one to myself"....Moses Malone ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 111 |
That's some funny shit bro... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Pro Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 415 |
excellant!!! Can't wait for my cycle to be over and start popping clomid!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 237 |
I( take one pill a day and I can't get nut like that...maybe I need to up it ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Pro Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 521 |
hahahahahaha.... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Cool Novice ![]() ![]() Posts: 29 |
this is my second week of clomid 100mg per day and bro, my loads haven't changed at all. I'm highly disappointed. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 702 |
That is a beautiful thing...I love it! Good job bro!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 68 |
dude, I just damn near fell out of my chair. I remember the first my nut did a fly by on my girlfriend, it was hilarious. But the time I actually nailed her I just about lost it. Looked like a big slash mark going up her cheek, and she absolutely hates having my nut any where near her face, which sucks when all you want to do is give her a cum facial:-) Anyway, see you're a fellow OH bro, I'm haling out of the ole Rubber city myself. ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Cool Novice ![]() ![]() Posts: 39 |
I take clomid even when off cycle just for that... To the people who say there nut hasn't changed... well up the dosage and obstain for like 3 days then fuck or jackoff whatever and watch the magic... it was worth not fucking for 4 days when my gf was giving me head and she always swallows this time when I blew..... you should of seen the look of suprise on her face! She started gulping and when she finally had lapped it all up she looks at me and said (in spanish accent) wow baby you come alot this time! I had an ear to ear clomid smile! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 56 |
clomid, ha ha.....i sure that shit happens to all of us, funny how you told the story!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Cool Novice ![]() ![]() Posts: 45 |
Hey Physics..Dayton??? I'm not too far from there...Actually very close...email me and I'll let you know..I'll give you a hint, i'm a college student very close to there but its not in Cincinnati or Dayton...somewhere in between peace Kakdiesel ------------------ "I'll always be number one to myself"....Moses Malone ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 845 |
nice story, but no I don't knock chicks eyes out on clomid. ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Cool Novice ![]() ![]() Posts: 37 |
Thats funny as shit bro!!! ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Guru ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 2179 |
I NUT MORE ON CLOMID AND ON DBOL... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
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