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 1g of sperm has -500 calories, WTF?
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 89 |
Alright, maybe this is a joke but in the latest maxim there is a little blurb that reads as follows: "...sperm is a 'fat coagulant' that is the nutritional equivalent of negative 500 calories per gram" Thats fucking crazy, I guess I'll really be able to get my girl to suck my dick a lot of thats true.     | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 460 |
Bro's, don't let your girls swallow. They are going to get fat  No baby, you can't swallow that. Remember you have to stick to your diet. Cheat day is on sunday ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 723 |
if what he said is true they will lose weight.. i might have to give that a shot on my cutting cycle.. LOL =) | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 460 |
Oh, negative 500 calories. I missed that. My girl's going to look like an ethiopian soon. This must be new on the Jenny Craig program. ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 370 |
Originally posted by Spunky: if what he said is true they will lose weight.. i might have to give that a shot on my cutting cycle.. LOL =) To much information Bro! LOL =) | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 723 |
Wowzers, I knew I thought that.. didn't know I typed it! LOL | ||
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Novice 
Posts: 6 |
-500 kcal! Thats 'coz you probably loose testosterone with the sperms. It finally reaches tha ladys body (after she swallows it that is) and starts burning of approx. 500 kcal (more if youre on DECA though). But rembember! You loose test and will get thinner and thinner. Think of that Dude! Try rub it onto your stomach instead and don't argue with your lady. It'll burn out your sixpack. LAter on she could try it in her face (if it's fat). GoodLuck | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 89 |
dude if you lost test with sperm, id be shooting that shit | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 105 |
There are way to many fat gay guys to support this theory. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 723 |
if u lost test when u shot a load.. i'd be small as hell, trust me......... 5 times a day. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 162 |
You should take this to the Womans board HAHAHA ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 267 |
hey bro you could be right: 500 cal are 0.5 kcal, kcal is what we usually talk about so it is not a lot at all. hope this helps. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 67 |
Px, you stupid shit!!!!! The add is a joke. Its purpose is to try and fool bro's girls into thinking that it is real. Its supposed to look like a real add. So you can show it to your girl and fool her into swallowing. Read the whole ad dumbass!!!!!!! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 138 |
Sperm is a rich source of Arginine and phosphates and may be help you like Grow Hormone precursor..LOL. |
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posted November 12, 2000 06:32 PM