By Deep Injection

Quite frankly I am in a bad mood this month and so I feel the need to blow off some steam and call things they way they really are......this shit just makes me sick and what better place to vent then here. So without any more chit chat here 10 things that are really pissing me off about bodybuilding these days

Judges that like to fuck the competitors: Come on, this is absurd�.Imagine any other sport in the world where the judges screw the competitors and actually boast that they place so and so high because he is "Sexy as hell" This one particular judge can often be seen cavorting around Venice in T-Back bodysuit and little else with her massive implants out on a platter for all of humanity to gawk at. O.K. honey your hot�.yes I would love to bang you and so would a million other men even though you are a hose-bag, but please don�t sit behind a judges table and take on the responsibility of being impartial with a straight face.

Supplement company owners who also judge bodybuilding contests that have athletes they have under contract competing in. Yes it�s true, but don�t worry this particular judge will almost certainly remain impartial even when he is screaming from the judges table for his athletes to stand in a certain position. I mean that�s fair right? There�s nothing wrong with a judge also coaching one of his contracted athletes on stage, who if he places well will cause his supplement sales to rise considerably�..Surely there�s nothing unethical about that. But don�t dare say anything to this tough guy as he likes to turn around and challenge 3,000 screaming fans after he is called out on the carpet for his horrendous judging. You think he might remember the day when he competed and what it felt like to work so hard only to get shafted because of piss poor judging----oops I forget, he never so much as stepped on stage�.just lived vicariously through his wife!

Fining competitors for failing to compete in a show if they are contractually bound and yet not fining or punishing competitors who break the law, get arrested or even go to jail. I see, an athlete who fails to appear at a show deserves severe punishment, but a common criminal or women beater is welcome to step on stage and add another shade of black to the eye of the sport?

Pretty boy cover models that used to be hard-core bodybuilders but decide to stop because they can make more money pandering to the gay community. Oh but they cannot be honest and admit this, they have to be quoted as saying: ""steroids were killing me and I could not keep up with the amounts that must be taken in order to be successful, so I made a decision to stop using them and now I work as a model" Oh pretty boys, gorging yourself on as many fitness sluts as humanly possible will not erase the fact that you have no morals and will whore yourself out anywhere and any direction to the gay community to make a buck, all the International Male covers in the world won�t change that��and I am not going even to touch the fact that your anti-steroid stance doesn�t include items like G.H., deca , primobolan and winstrol along with some clenbuterol �.

Natural athletes and members of the H.I.T. (high intensity training) subculture��never will you encounter a more delusional and judgmental bunch of assholes�..One group swears they are natural, but take ever supplement under the sun including pro-hormones and G.H. sprays along with untold thermogenic stacks and the other thinks that anyone who trains more than once every 18 days is overtraining and has no idea what they are doing�..That�s right and the last time someone who trained like that every accomplished anything was when???? NEVER!

Fitness girls who think that dancing around on stage in a body suit is going to catapult them into the starring role on next seasons Baywatch. Ladies�.get it straight the only thing that will taste more bitter than the 2000 loads you swallowed in the fitness and bodybuilding community to make you a star is the fact that outside of the bodybuilding subculture NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT YOU BECAUSE PRETTY GIRLS ARE A DIME A DOZEN

Guru�s�..just when in the fuck did bodybuilders decide that it is too difficult to think for themselves? Oops I forgot we are talking about bodybuilders here.

Magazines that try and act like they have nothing to due with the supplement company that manages to be on 200 of the 215 pages of the magazine and then goes so far as to come out with another line of supplements under a different name so they can continue the lie and act as if they are only promoting Muscle-Tech (oops did that slip out) because it is the best stuff in the world. I�d say "do they really think people are that dumb and na�ve and stupid?" but you know something�THEY ARE

The fact that every year at the Ironman invitational, there are 30 fucking pros that come out of know where from bumble-fuck Europe and strut their awful physiques on stage while guys like Matt Mendenhall and Jeff King never got the chance to compete on an I.F.B.B. stage. Why is it that they don�t allow the top 3 from each weight class from the Nationals and the U.S.A. to turn pro? Will it really matter much? We can have a stage filled with piss poor European physiques that couldn�t place in the top 15 at a low level national show but we can�t increase the pool of American athletes�Why did it take guys like DeMayo and Prince years to turn pro yet all the while Roland Kickenger was walking around with a pro card?