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 your best smuggling or funny AAS stories
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Freak 
Posts: 1526 |
"read my jail story" inspired this... would like to hear other funny or unusal smuggling stories..or funny anabolic stories in general??     | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 106 |
I work as a civilian security contractor for the US Army....one of the Military guys was giving me an injection in his office and we forgot to lock the door...the injection was done and i still had my pants down and the secretary knocked once and walked in...she immeadiately made a U-turn and gave us both funny looks for the next week....i finally came clean with her and told her what was going on. she was like WHEW....i thought you to were GAY...lol. talk about embarrassed!!! shaw | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 69 |
here ya go, years ago my brother and I used to bring in exotic birds thru tj .. big money then..anyway, we are in that long as line to cross back into the states and m,y bro and I are pushing the car ..instead of idling the whole time .. we are drinking tectaes when a federale rides up onn his huffy bike! (lol) and starts telin us that its illegal to drink... my brother (fluent in espanol) is arguing back and forth.. the fed is waving his little ticket book, finally my brother takes it & puts$20 in it and gives it backl..the fed keeps arguing and it goes back & forth.. and he shoves the ticket book back at my brother, he puts another $20 on it.. fed takes it, takes his hat off & gives it to my brother and rides off.. I'm like what the fuck was that? Bro said the fed wanted more caash, so my brother worked the hat into the deal!! fucking fed's are just a little corrupt!! LOL | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1993 |
His hat? That's some funny ass shit. That was an expensive hat though. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 225 |
Man I had this messed up dream.. I have no clue where I was but all I remember was looking at this guys paper and it had a whole bunch of names on it. My name, my brothers name and my best friends name was on it. I was like shit I'm on the DEA list. In my dream I had my huge cycle stashed in my parents house. Next thing I know the DEA went to my parents house and went looking for my stash. They found it, took it, and just left. Funny thing is I don't even live with my parents. I don't remember much of the dream but it did scare the shit out of me. I think right before I woke up I was runnin from the feds!! | ||
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Moderator 
Posts: 648 |
Got into a loud fight with the wife in military houseing.....Militar police came knocking on the door my wife ran to the room and left me to talk to them my self......I was pissed...They wanted to do a quick search around the hous..Well I forgot I left 2 bottles of ref-b and acouple of reis and a bag of thais on my entertainment center in the room they asked her to come out of the room and went in.... not 2 seconds went by and they ordered me into the room...Just imagine military service memeber with scheduled III narcotics and works in the medical department.......I walk in and he says to me why are you still carrying a expired ID card....I look to there area where the gear is and it is gone.....They reason my wife ran in the room was to stash the gear.....it was under the mattres......lol! Talk about shitting bricks........I thought I was going to the BRIG!!! LOL!! BIZ!! ------------------ GET BIG GUY'S!!!!!!!!! | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 343 |
Biz, I hope you thank your wife and gave her a big kiss ! | ||
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Freak
Posts: 1526 |
I wont say mine,,but do a search"animal B is lucky to be here" | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 984 |
this is not my story but a friend of mine who went to tijuana to get some "supplies" for me and him. he taped all the gear in his inner thigh. well he is a big bahimith at about 295lbs, needless to say that he got searched on the way back. they didn't find any gear but he did need to change his pants afterwards...  ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 129 |
I remember that story animal b. That was a good one. It looked like you had bad luck for a little while after that experience too. Hope your more lucky these days |
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posted October 31, 2000 02:05 PM