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Author | Topic: Is E2 still around? - And- Read my jail story...... | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 157 |
Is E2 still around? I just got out of jail so I haven't been on the board in a long time. Just remeber to never, NEVER, NEVER, put sten ampules in your ass, and then try to cross the boarder on horse back with 'em. The fuckers are too thin and they will break. The California hospital I went to for the anal repair called the police and I got 4 months in county. Also, try taking a shit with stiches in your asshole, IT SUCKS. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 601 |
LMAO!!!!!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Pro Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 305 |
not trying to be an asshole here but what the fuck were you thinking? I mean, how many could you expect to get up there anyway? I guess if you live an alternative lifestyle than you could probably get a whole bunch up the bung! jk!!! man my ass is aching just thinking about it! ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Pro Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 424 |
Welcome back. Yeah, he's around. BTW - you've got to be joking re: your bust (right)? - LOL Later, ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Guru ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 4413 |
BWAAAAAAAAHHHAHHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 1371 |
Nice choice of words 1911. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Freak ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 1993 |
No jalapenos for you huh? ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Pro Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 439 |
that's crazy bro.....hehe...I hope you are joking though...those things are really thin!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Cool Novice ![]() ![]() Posts: 45 |
I am surprised that the hospital would call the police. I once took a friend to the UCLA emergency room -- she thought she had OD'd on cocaine. She brought the rest of the cocaine with her into the hospital because she thought it might be important. The doctor said that he had a duty of care and would not call the police. I thought it was illegal for a doctor to call in the police. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 1020 |
BWAAAAAAAAHHHAHHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 191 |
Man... What a pain in the ass! Shitty story! The doctor was a bloody asshole! (I could go on and on...) What a story bro! Glad your back, no shit (sorry) ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 733 |
u r kidding right? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 251 |
Finish the story dude,,you got 4mths in jail for how many amps of sten?? This surely wasnt your first offense..BamBam ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 791 |
Ditto, we need more details. I can tell you this in all honesty if you did what you are saying you did you are a stupid fuck who wanted some sust real bad.j/k. No I'm not ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 690 |
You left the sten in there though right... I mean you don't want to waste anything. ------------------ "Obsession is passion. Use it. Make it your strength." -by Puc ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Moderator ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 1263 |
I hope this is a joke. ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Pro Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 316 |
Holly shit, LMAO... Welcome back bro... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Freak ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 1526 |
better amps of sten then a 100cc ganabol..next time use your pockets ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 76 |
BIGDT...I really want to know if this is a joke or a true story. Talk about painful! OUCH! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Moderator ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 5313 |
Hey bro!! Nice to see ya!! Be careful with those amps, i told you, you have to let them dissolve first!!!! ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 146 |
Well Boys I have to reply to this one U might not know it but that situation he is talking about happens every fuckin day here in the us and u would be amazed what u stick up your ass, in your virgina and swallow. It sad that happened hope all is well. MEDIC ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Cool Novice ![]() ![]() Posts: 26 |
Hey bro, you should sell your story to Americas Dumbest Criminals see if you can make a little cash off this incident. That is seriously making cringe. You think the judge would have given you time already served. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 828 |
WTF!!!!!!! LOL - this has got to be a joke bro. That is the funniest thing I heard in a long time. ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 1482 |
Please explain the riding horse part. Why did you not just stick it up the horses ass right after it shit. They will stay there as long as you don't feed them and you can get much more up a horses ass, unless you are also a horses ass. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 102 |
BWAAAAAAAAHHHAHHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! Come on man finish the whole story...you're joking right?!? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 1482 |
bump ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Pro Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 474 |
thats fucking crazy. bump... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 291 |
you should have got them to leave some of that broken glass up your ass as a deterant to all the big boys in pen with you, or maybe u enjoyed that part..lol.this aint serious right??!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Pro Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 306 |
George..this is another thread that belongs in the "clASSics" archive.... you should really think about starting one..there has been some funny shit posted here... Im glad I have never used Sten...nor will I ever now.... ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Pro Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 377 |
Wow! I don't envy you! Damn. ghans ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 56 |
YOU COULD BE ON THE NEXT SCARED STRAIGHT SHOW THEY WOULD SEE FIRSTHAND HOW CRIME IS A PAIN IN THE ASS--LITERALLY--TOMO ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 87 |
nice joke bigdt, that was one expensive enema ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 151 |
BIGDT , please reply. Please explain in detail what was going through your mind the exact moment you realize that "this is not going to work" ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 74 |
it is a very extraordinary story ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 209 |
hahahahahahaha!NAH! If site location works your ass must be huge. You should've put some a-bombs up as well for a decent stack. LMAO! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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