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BIGDT

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posted October 31, 2000 11:23 AM

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Is E2 still around? I just got out of jail so I haven't been on the board in a long time. Just remeber to never, NEVER, NEVER, put sten ampules in your ass, and then try to cross the boarder on horse back with 'em. The fuckers are too thin and they will break. The California hospital I went to for the anal repair called the police and I got 4 months in county. Also, try taking a shit with stiches in your asshole, IT SUCKS.


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Hacker

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posted October 31, 2000 11:26 AM

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LMAO!!!!!!!


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hayesjones

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posted October 31, 2000 11:26 AM

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not trying to be an asshole here but what the fuck were you thinking? I mean, how many could you expect to get up there anyway?

I guess if you live an alternative lifestyle than you could probably get a whole bunch up the bung!

jk!!! man my ass is aching just thinking about it!


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1911

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posted October 31, 2000 11:27 AM

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Welcome back. Yeah, he's around. BTW - you've got to be joking re: your bust (right)? - LOL

Later,


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HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex

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posted October 31, 2000 11:27 AM

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BWAAAAAAAAHHHAHHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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ulter

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posted October 31, 2000 12:02 PM

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Nice choice of words 1911.


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ajc

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posted October 31, 2000 12:08 PM

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No jalapenos for you huh?


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whodaman

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posted October 31, 2000 12:11 PM

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that's crazy bro.....hehe...I hope you are joking though...those things are really thin!!


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newbie2bebig

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posted October 31, 2000 12:22 PM

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I am surprised that the hospital would call the police. I once took a friend to the UCLA emergency room -- she thought she had OD'd on cocaine. She brought the rest of the cocaine with her into the hospital because she thought it might be important. The doctor said that he had a duty of care and would not call the police. I thought it was illegal for a doctor to call in the police.


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DREXX

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posted October 31, 2000 12:26 PM

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BWAAAAAAAAHHHAHHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Kingpin

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posted October 31, 2000 12:35 PM

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Man... What a pain in the ass!
Shitty story!
The doctor was a bloody asshole!
(I could go on and on...)
What a story bro!
Glad your back, no shit (sorry)

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Jae

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posted October 31, 2000 12:51 PM

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u r kidding right?


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Bam Bam

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posted October 31, 2000 12:54 PM

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Finish the story dude,,you got 4mths in jail for how many amps of sten?? This surely wasnt your first offense..BamBam


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jdismukes

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posted October 31, 2000 01:00 PM

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Ditto, we need more details. I can tell you this in all honesty if you did what you are saying you did you are a stupid fuck who wanted some sust real bad.j/k. No I'm not


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Fish

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posted October 31, 2000 01:07 PM

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You left the sten in there though right... I mean you don't want to waste anything.

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quenepo

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posted October 31, 2000 01:28 PM

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I hope this is a joke.

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bsjohnson

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posted October 31, 2000 01:57 PM

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Holly shit, LMAO... Welcome back bro...


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animal B

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posted October 31, 2000 02:02 PM

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better amps of sten then a 100cc ganabol..next time use your pockets


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LittleSavage34

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posted October 31, 2000 02:26 PM

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BIGDT...I really want to know if this is a joke or a true story. Talk about painful! OUCH!


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E2

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posted October 31, 2000 02:26 PM

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Hey bro!!

Nice to see ya!!

Be careful with those amps, i told you, you have to let them dissolve first!!!!

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MEDIC

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posted October 31, 2000 02:29 PM

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Well Boys
I have to reply to this one

U might not know it but that situation he is talking about happens every fuckin day here in the us and u would be amazed what u stick up your ass, in your virgina and swallow.

It sad that happened hope all is well.

MEDIC


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jorje

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posted October 31, 2000 05:02 PM

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Hey bro, you should sell your story to Americas Dumbest Criminals see if you can make a little cash off this incident. That is seriously making cringe. You think the judge would have given you time already served.


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ThePitbull

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posted October 31, 2000 05:24 PM

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WTF!!!!!!!

LOL - this has got to be a joke bro.

That is the funniest thing I heard in a long time.

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Checkmatebloated

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posted October 31, 2000 05:33 PM

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Please explain the riding horse part. Why did you not just stick it up the horses ass right after it shit. They will stay there as long as you don't feed them and you can get much more up a horses ass, unless you are also a horses ass.


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AZQuadz

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posted October 31, 2000 08:02 PM

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BWAAAAAAAAHHHAHHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Come on man finish the whole story...you're joking right?!?


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Checkmatebloated

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posted October 31, 2000 08:24 PM

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bump


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greenhouse

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posted October 31, 2000 08:59 PM

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thats fucking crazy. bump...


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barney

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posted October 31, 2000 09:49 PM

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you should have got them to leave some of that broken glass up your ass as a deterant to all the big boys in pen with you, or maybe u enjoyed that part..lol.this aint serious right??!!


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thefantom1

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posted October 31, 2000 11:41 PM

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George..this is another thread that belongs in the "clASSics" archive.... you should really think about starting one..there has been some funny shit posted here... Im glad I have never used Sten...nor will I ever now....

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ghans

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posted October 31, 2000 11:50 PM

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Wow! I don't envy you! Damn.

ghans


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Tomo

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posted October 31, 2000 11:53 PM

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YOU COULD BE ON THE NEXT SCARED STRAIGHT SHOW
THEY WOULD SEE FIRSTHAND HOW CRIME IS A PAIN IN THE ASS--LITERALLY--TOMO


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bigdog37

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posted November 01, 2000 12:49 AM

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nice joke bigdt, that was one expensive enema


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Twisted91

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posted November 01, 2000 01:21 AM

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BIGDT , please reply. Please explain in detail what was going through your mind the exact moment you realize that "this is not going to work"


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fourhundred

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posted November 01, 2000 05:46 AM

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it is a very extraordinary story


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strengthmonster

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posted November 01, 2000 06:13 AM

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hahahahahahaha!NAH!

If site location works your ass must be huge. You should've put some a-bombs up as well for a decent stack.

LMAO!


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