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Author | Topic: Anyone have assface's old posts???/ | ||
Moderator Posts: 5310 |
I need a good laugh and they've gone out of the archives i think, at least i could only find one.
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Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 550 |
Here's one, https://www.elitefitness.com/ubb/Archives/Forum1/03-2000/002349.html | ||
Moderator Posts: 5310 |
THANKS BRO I WONDER WHY I COULDN'T FIND THEM | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 590 |
E2, Try this: https://www.elitefitness.com/cgi-bin/texis/webinator/search?db=archive&query=assface&my_search_where=on D. | ||
Pro Bodybuilder Posts: 550 |
ASSFACE has been to many, many, many, gyms in this great land of muscledom. WHile the scene always changes, the same 3 motherfuckers always follow me to the new gym!!!! can you beleive the nerve of these 3: Dennis Stickfigure = Dennis has been following ASSFACE from gym to gym since I started traingin when I was 13. Dennis has the remarkable ability to let everyone in the gym know how great his body is. He even wears all those bodybuilding clothes like Crazeewear and Otomix. Dennis even knows more about training than anyone in the gym, and is such a helpfull guy he will tell you how to do a better exercise in the middle of your set. Its too bad Dennis Stickfigure weighs 140 pounds, clothes and cell phone included. Tina Corolla - Tina is a legend!! No one has bigger balls than TIna when it comes to wearing spandex to smooth out her cellulite. Even better is the 1/2 inch of cake she wears on her face to smooth out the divots. Tina's last name comes from that infamous Toyota product, the Corolla. These cars last forever, unfortunately, Tina thinks her looks will last forever also. She is still running, but shes all rusted out!! The Pec-Dec Posse - you know them. THe five of them run from gym to gym surrounding the pecdec like a ho at a gangbbang. No one dares enter the circle around the dec and ask to work in!! I dont know which is worse, the fact that the PecDec Posse takes 5 minutes in between each person, or the fact that they cant bench their own bodyweight!! WHERE EVER ASSFACE WALKS, MUSCLES GROW! | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 179 |
Ha! This guy is a classic. ------------------ | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 782 |
WHen did he leave? | ||
Elite Bodybuilder Posts: 768 |
FUNNY SH*T, Y'ALL... ------------------ | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder Posts: 112 |
Hehe... ------------------ [This message has been edited by back2basics (edited October 28, 2000).] |
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