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M1KAI

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posted October 24, 2000 03:20 AM

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Bro's,
Ok i have been thinking on this one for a while do you think it would work or maybe between the skin and your penis not actually in the penis as the blood would wash it away..!

Would be a way of increaseing your girth...!


Mad subject i know but is there any one mad out there who has attempted this im a little nuts and was considering a Pump N Pose experiment on my little friend.

What do you think....?


P.S. I know im nuts but i was watching this prog the other day and they where useing something similar to increse girth...!

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BigJay81

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posted October 24, 2000 03:23 AM

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Absoulutlty will never ever work. Their is no place for the oil to go.


You must be drunk to post this or really really bored.

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pinks

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posted October 24, 2000 03:24 AM

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bro i don't know but your johnson is the only valuable thing u got man, i wouldn't do it, i would save up for that increase your penis by 50% crap and do it like that, i am thinking about it too, because mine is less than 6 inches and not very thick at all, and i'm jealous of all the porn stars. I know how you feel man, but think about what i wrote, you can find these things in a porn mag bro, peace.


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YAKUZA

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posted October 24, 2000 03:27 AM

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This has to be a joke..


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momwarndu

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posted October 24, 2000 03:28 AM

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girth?? drop a 20 lb dumbell on it... watch that sucker swell... there ya have it! GIRTH! LOL good luck!


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M1KAI

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posted October 24, 2000 03:31 AM

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YAKUZA

No joke bro 100% serious about it...!

Im just thinking about it getting another 1" in girth may be worth a little pain (If it works..!)

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Recoome

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posted October 24, 2000 03:35 AM

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Try it.


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YAKUZA

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posted October 24, 2000 03:51 AM

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Fuck yeah, try it. I wouldn't, but if you're serious go for it. Let everyone know how it goes. But like I said, personally I'd never even think of it. Good luck, and I hope you have good insurance, you might need it!


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VEINS

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posted October 24, 2000 04:05 AM

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If your girlfriend's given you cause to worry about ya dancing percy,inject the damned stuff in your tongue & get her to sit on it,lol! If you're seriously going to do it,PERLEASE keep us all posted,this i will look forward to.


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T Bone

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posted October 24, 2000 04:08 AM

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Dude, just learn how to use the damn thing and you wont have to worry about size.

T Bone


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ghans

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posted October 24, 2000 06:50 AM

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You are crazy. Damn crazy.

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M1KAI

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Ok I need to get a couple of things straight i have no problems with my percy and my girl thinks is just great and i have no problems statisfying her...!

Im just wondering if it would work...!

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YAKUZA

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posted October 24, 2000 07:23 AM

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I think you'd end up with a lumpy dick to be honest, like someone stuffed a golfball down it. I doubt the oil would disperse right, and it would look like hell. Just imagine if you got an abcess, OUCH!! I know you're serious, and that's the scary part.


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Hungry1

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posted October 24, 2000 07:52 AM

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Can you say FRANKENPENIS!


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Bchemist

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posted October 24, 2000 08:12 AM

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The penis is blood vessels and spongy tissue. Not muscle. Synthol disperses and is held IN MUSCLE. It's already been tried. And you don't want to know the results.

Contrary to what pornos want you to believe, 80% of women don't have the ability to orgasm through vaginal intercourse anyways. If she does, she's probably lying to you. Work on your tongue technique and forget about this synthol stupidity.


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Bubba

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posted October 24, 2000 08:15 AM

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Some things you just don't fuck with! Sounds more like an ego problem. Go find some whore to scream your name out!?


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rainhorn

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posted October 24, 2000 09:46 AM

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what if it'l shrink 1 inc ............


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Jae

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You bros are going to like this one. But I do know a guy that has already tried this. Actually 2 guys, one guy actually wasted his time for nothing, but the other one he gained a good bit of thickness. What he did was buy one of the vacuum pumps that are suppose to be medically approved to lengthen and thicken your cock, he used it to pump his cock up, stretch the skin for 30 minutes, then he did the injection thing, and it was back into the tube for another 30 minutes of pumping. He swears that he put on a permanent 2 inches in girth for his cock in three weeks. I don't for sure yet, but looking at him in the locker, he must have or either he has taken to carrying extra socks in his jock strap. I can't tell you what condition it left his cock in, I would imagine it would have smoothed it out, leaving on veins on the surface.

Jae


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1911

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posted October 24, 2000 10:05 AM

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quote:
"...used it to pump his cock up, stretch the skin for 30 minutes, then he did the injection thing, and it was back into the tube for another 30 minutes of pumping."

Damn!


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The_Iron_Game

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You fucking serious man? Read up a bit, you inject that into your cock and you will end up in hospital... It has happened, some crazy ass guys has already tried it and trust me on this one it is a big no no. I believe muscle mag did a feature on synthol and published what happened when a guy tried doing what you ask. Not sure if it was musclemag though


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ulter

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posted October 24, 2000 10:12 AM

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EIGHTY PERCENT?????? Bchem you need a to come to Chicago. I think your numbers are a tad skewed.


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Jae

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posted October 24, 2000 10:14 AM

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No joke bros, both of the dudes told me that he always injected into the sides of their cocks along the shaft, never the top or bottom.

Don't know if you remember, but back before Viagra, there was actually an injection to use in your cock to get a hard on. I can't remember what it was called.

Wonder if you mixed it with Synthol.....


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Green

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Fuck all that shit man. The Horsepower isn't in the pants bro. It's all in the mouth. If you know how to munch well the girl wont care if you have a two inch cock. Let's just say I'm not stacked like a horse or anyhting but I make every girl I taste cccuuuummmmmm all night long. I've been in a few group things and after the first one every chick wanted her turn. No shit. She wasen't near my boy who's stacked like a fucking bull. He was pissed. Later, Green


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ThePitbull

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posted October 24, 2000 11:29 AM

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WTF???

Some of you guys are nuts, or got your heads in the glue bag again. j/k

Why the hell would you even consider it???

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ROIDRANGER

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posted October 24, 2000 11:48 AM

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im speechless, isnt there actually things out there that work(dont have a clue?)to where you dont have to think of dare devil shit like this???

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M1KAI

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posted October 24, 2000 11:51 AM

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Ok

Im not on about injecting in the tissue of the penis as that is like a sponge and it would go straight into your blood system.

But if you injected in between the skin and the erectal tissue you may be able to add a little bit by bit and increase your girth.

That was the train of thought that i was thinking of...!

I was watching this operation on adding a bit of girth on to this bloke and they used fat between the skin and the tissue of the penis i was thinking of the use of pump n pose instead of fat.

Its just a play thing for now i was wondering if any one here actually knows any one who has done this...!

A pump eh can you put me in touch with this guy...!

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Rugby

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posted October 24, 2000 11:53 AM

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Why would you ever want to shoot anything in your dick man, that's crazy...


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media

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posted October 24, 2000 11:56 AM

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I don't know anybody who did this. But, hey be the pioneer. Give it a try and let us know. lol.


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KODIAK99

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posted October 24, 2000 12:41 PM

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Where do you guys come up with this shit. This dude might as well cut it off and start over with a clit. Treat your bone with some respect, get some couch time with a professional and girlfriend that likes your knob the way it is, injecting, dropping weights!!!, 50-100% surgical additions, this is fucking nuts, by the way I hear if you inject 1000mgs test into your sac, you'll have a 1000mgs more test in your sac.


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FreakMonster

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My dick is so big, it graduated a year ahead of me.

My dick is so big, a homeless family lives underneath it.

My dick is so big, there was once a movie called Godzilla vs. my dick.

My dick is so big, we use it at parties as a limbo pole.

My dick is so big, I was once in Ohio and got a blowjob in Tennessee.

My dick is so big, Michael Jackson wants to build an amusement park on it.

My dick is so big, I entered it in a big-dick contest and it came in first, second, and third.

My dick is so big that the head of it has only seen my balls in pictures.

My dick is so big, I�m already fucking a girl tomorrow.

My dick is so big, movie theaters now serve popcorn in small, medium, large, and my dick.

[This message has been edited by FreakMonster (edited October 24, 2000).]


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FreakMonster

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posted October 24, 2000 02:09 PM

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Yo Mikai:
If ya wanna big cock maybe this site will help you out!! www.big-penis.com


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FreakMonster

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posted October 24, 2000 02:13 PM

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Mikai:
This might help with your lady too: http://www.semenex.com/home.html


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LittleSavage34

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I would have to say this wouldn't work. First of all, the penis is not muscle to begin with, something Synthol needs to work. Why would you inject into cartilidge? If you want it bigger, see a plastic surgeon.


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gearseeker

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MIKAI - try this one instead.

A buddy of mine was in the military in Russia. He said a group of guys he worked with would take thier dick and hold it down on a table. Then they would take a screwdriver or icepick and punch a hole through the skin of thier dick. Then they would push glass marbles under the skin. When it healed they had large "love bumps" to drive the ladies crazy with.

I swear to God I am not making this shit up!


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Bchemist

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posted October 24, 2000 02:29 PM

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Ulter, I've read these numbers at least 50 times in magazines, books, and studies. Actually the numbers I have read range between 72-85%...I just took a median number.

And I lived 23 1/2 years in the Chicago-land area....yea, they are freaks there but not that freaky....


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yes you can inject in your penis. The medical community has been doing it with PGE1 (kaverject). It is a swelling agent that research has shown, that with frequent use can permanently enlarge your penis. Do a web search.


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Jeff_rys

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posted October 24, 2000 02:46 PM

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pump and pose ?

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Yea some of that stuff may actually work but Id be willing to bet it it wouldnt be long before the fucker went permantly limp..So what would you rather have..A small hard dick,,or a big fat limp dick...No question for me...Bam Bam


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ulter

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Bchem I was j/k. I might buy that with their first orgasm, it sounds reasonable. But once you have lift off (via any other means) 2,3,4 and so on are relatively easy to achieve through intercourse. Boy is this off topic for this board or what? I feel like I've wandered into that sleezy chat board.


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LOL...yea this is definitely an off topic, but then again, getting a woman off is a science in itself. But anabolic agents could apply in accomplishing this task..heh heh.

And to any of you fools who think you can do what 7 years of cosmetic surgery training can do by yourselves, you are sadly mistaken. These guys don't make huge money because precision injections are easy. I can just see the pathetic start to your threads now:

Topic: I'M A DUMBASS!! HELP!!!!!!

Start of thread: I injected synthol in my penis and it has turned so purple, it looks black! And I'm pissing blood, and have had no erection for over a week now! Help bros!

At that point, I will just have to giggle. You have been warned.


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harmonic

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I have 4 pearls inserted under my skin from the base of my cock up. There way cool!!


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Oh shit, the needle slipped, I injected my balls, and now i carry them around in a shopping cart- very embarrassing--Tomo


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Try it and tell us how it works.

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LMAO when I read this topic. Did not even read any of the posts. Topic says it all.


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SCHNiKEN

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What the hell kinda shit is going on here.. this is crazy what happened here..


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posted October 25, 2000 02:18 AM

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get a freaking penis pump or something dude.


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Hello all, I noticed that you were discussing penis enlargement, and the site I work for, http://www.big-penis.com came up in the discussion.

If you're looking for some more information, I suggest you take a look at the site itself, which has some quick info on the front page about natural penis enlargement. Also, the site http://www.big-dick.com (free) has a quick overview of the different methods, although injection is not one of them.

We have a medical professional on our staff, Aaron Belmont, who can answer your questions regarding the dangers of surgery, injections, or inserting marbles into your penis. If you are really interested in natural penis enlargement (no pumps, pills, or dangerous procedures) shoot him an email at [email protected]. I'm sure you'll find both the site and the things he can tell you about penis enlargement most interesting. Thanks guys, and good luck!


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YAKUZA

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WHOA!! I need an email address like that. It would be [email protected]. hehehe Hey Cal, can I get one? Please?


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M1KAI

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Sorry I gotta come clean on this...!

I was playing with you all..!


Fucking funny though...!

But i think the board needed some fun...!


Im happy with the way i am and so is my girl but your reply's have had me in fits.

Take care and dont go injecting any Pump N Pose in your bit's.


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FreakMonster

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posted October 25, 2000 11:33 AM

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Damn that was funny you BASTARD!!!


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Badkins21

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posted October 25, 2000 02:00 PM

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Between the "pizza debate," and this thread, I can see some SERIOUS LIFE ON THIS BOARD! I'm laughing my f*ckin' ass off here y'all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why does an image of a lumpy loaf of french bread come to mind?

try injecting wesson into a bratwurst, see how it looks after a couple shots

too funny thread...

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If you don't respect your cock, no one else will either. FOOLS


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posted October 25, 2000 04:25 PM

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instead of trying to increase the size of the tool try and make the tool work better. All kidding aside try VIAGRA and bang that thing for 6hours, from personal experience your cock will get so hard and you'll f%#@ her so long she won't care that its only six inches.

joe


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M1KAI

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posted October 26, 2000 03:05 AM

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Hi,
Ok im gonna set a couple of things straight B'chemist firstly what do u mean only 80% of women come off with vaginal sex every girl i have been with has come off with just that alone...! Maybe is the way you do it...!

I think those figure's are a tad fucked its probably 50% to 40% that cant...!

And im happy with what i have its not a monster but it keep's em all happy.

Viagra Ok i have tryed this and it DOES FUCK ALL FOR ME even at 100mg's and i find i can maintain an erection for just as long without it.

I think thats it...!

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