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flexed1

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From:orlando florida
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posted October 21, 2000 04:56 PM

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With all the e mails i get thought it would be nice to tell the newbies how long it takes and what to look for. Lets all help them out.

10: Your stomache starts craving food and live animals
9. You walk through the mall and snarl at fat people.
8. You look in the mirror and growl as you do a double bicep.
7. people ask you if you take roids and you say : i'm natural"
6.your shirts are so tight you put them in hot water and dry them again.
5. a beautiful women walks by and you say want to see me in full pumptitude.
4. you come to this board and go off on everybody.
3. you walk in the gym wearing a shirt that says " Nobody Knows I juice"
2. You tell everyone its all the milk you drink and thats why you have gained 30 pounds
1. Your ass is full of pin holes but you look sooooo good you don't care.


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bb4424

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posted October 21, 2000 05:36 PM

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my answer is more simple....

YOU WILL KNOW!


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baza

Amateur Bodybuilder

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From:a,a,a
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posted October 21, 2000 05:40 PM

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You walk through a parking lot and look at your own reflection in every window of every car you pass by


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BIG HURT

Amateur Bodybuilder

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From:COMISKEY PARK
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posted October 21, 2000 05:48 PM

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You're so horny,you don't need alcohol to help you through BANGIN' all the fat ugly chicks.They all look good. HE HE HE

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jersey boy

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posted October 21, 2000 05:51 PM

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Just look in the mirror, you'll know.

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KODIAK99

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posted October 21, 2000 05:57 PM

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My first cycle. . .I figured it was working when all those guys at the gym who I thought were really really big were my size and then smaller than me. You look in car windows too, I love the way the reflection blows up the bi's. . .for newbie's, trust me you'll know.


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xaviercugat

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posted October 21, 2000 10:47 PM

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You wake up from sleep wondering, what that
weight is on your ribs--then you realize it's
your arm.


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XCYTER

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posted October 22, 2000 02:08 AM

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The bastard in front of you is lost and doesnt have the common decency to pull over and you instantly feel like murdering his family.


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thefantom1

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posted October 22, 2000 02:16 AM

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Baza and Kodiak hit it on the head...Car windows are so cool...you will know...and other people will too...... Car windows rule and I thought I was the only one who had this little quirk.. lol

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Daeo

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posted October 22, 2000 02:58 PM

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When everyone tells you "Damn you got big all of a sudden!"


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BIGGYSMALLZ

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From:Canada
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posted October 22, 2000 03:42 PM

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That shit is funny!!

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mike arci

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posted October 23, 2000 02:22 AM

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bump lol good one flexed ,,hehe


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rainhorn

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posted October 23, 2000 07:26 AM

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you are eating the dumbels in the gym.


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Curious II

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From:Louisville, Ky
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posted October 23, 2000 01:27 PM

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Bump for car windows.

That and that certain mirror in your house that is really warped and you know it is cause your head looks all bent but it makes your arms look like tree trunks.

You also know its kickin when you have to look at yourself in a mirror doing just about everything just to see how you look compared to someone else.

Ex:

"I look much bigger than that guy while carrying a folding chair...look at my lats while I'm bending over to put it down"

"O.k., lets see how I look with my new sunglasses on and no shirt...o.k, how about with a tank top on...sunglasses and a tabogan?...sunglasses, a tabogan, and a wifebeater...oops, girlfriend came in the bathroom, "What are you doing!?"...umm...nothing"

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"Faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death."
Hunter S. Thompson


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bouncer

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posted October 23, 2000 03:20 PM

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You know when you get an erection and you could beat a donkey out of a swamp with it.

Bouncer

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dballistic

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From:Los Angeles, CA
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posted October 23, 2000 07:56 PM

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People start asking you "are you on creatine?"

OR you hand over your keys to a buddy after arm day at the gym because your too painfully pumped to drive.

"Friends don't let friends drive pumped"

...and another bump for the car windows!


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HARDBALL05

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From:Ohio
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posted October 23, 2000 08:16 PM

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I'LL BUMP FOR THE CAR WINDOWS...ALSO, I GO VISIT MY DAUGHTER AND INSTEAD OF PLAYING WITH HER, I LOOK AT MYSELF IN THE KITCHEN MIRROR OVER THE ISLAND....SAYING TO MYSELF..."IF I LEAN A LITTLE THIS WAY...I LOOK A LOT LIKE ARNOLD!"!!!!!!! lol YOU GUYS ARE SO CONSEEDED! LOL

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BONERS ARE FUN FOR GIRLS TO SIT ON!!


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boricua

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From:the ghetto
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posted October 23, 2000 08:56 PM

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when your cock looks huge because your nuts look like peanuts!


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finallygotlayed

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posted October 23, 2000 09:50 PM

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yes, i'm not the only one that looks at car windows. every day on my way to class I probably walk past 40 cars, and in look at myself in every single window, I'm afraid someone will see me but I don't care, I've got a huge set of guns in those car windows.

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thundercloud

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posted October 24, 2000 06:38 PM

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bump ya flex lol


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trapsaplenty

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posted October 24, 2000 08:33 PM

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its definetly working when you want to fight any guy who even looks at you for over 2 seconds.

i know its working when i feel a pump in my traps from doing bench press.

also i to scope the car windows on a daily basis. LOL

trapsaplenty



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thefantom1

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posted October 25, 2000 01:10 AM

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This is funny.. I thought I was the only one infatuated with car windows!!!! Its nice to know Im not the only one out there that does that... Here is another one..your out driving down some country road and you see a bunch of cows off to the side... Your eyebrow slowly raises as you pull over...You just happen to have some baby oil and a small step ladder in the car as you hop the electrified fence...you feel this strange stirring in your groin area as you approach the cow and then.... Uh, wait a minute...Uh,,Um..this was, uh, "hypothetcial" and for "entertainment" purposes only... Ha Ha..Im such a kidder!!! Please disregard this post... :-)

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