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CLEMDOG

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From:Asheville, NC
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posted October 21, 2000 02:22 PM

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This is funny as shit, but also was a little embarrassing for me. Thursday night I stayed in because I had an exam the next morning. I live in an apartment complex here at school with 3 other guys. Well we have mid aged lady that lives above us and bitches constantly about my stereo and the bass. Well about 11:30 on thurs night the lady came down and asked me to turn it down. I was playing the police for gods sake and it wasnt very loud. About that time I smoked a little herb and took a cap of 1,4 butanediol. I was the only on home because my roomates had gone out to party, damn exam!

Well last thing I remember was sitting in my closet fucking with some change and eating some sunflower seeds. I passed out laying in my closet, however was rudely awoken by two cops leaning in my window yelling and throwing stuff at me! My room is at the entrance to the apartment. They had popped off the screens pulled up the blinds and had ending up throwing the pack of sunflower seeds, a keychain and a bottle of lotion at me before I finally woke up.

I sat up in a daze with two cops asking me what the hell I was doing. "What the hell were you doing we thought you were either dead or passed out, we kept throwing things at you."

It was because the damn lady upstairs called. However it was 2:00 by that time!!It was fucking Dave Matthews this time. I felt like an ASS!!


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Checkmatebloated

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From:Mesquite, Tx
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posted October 21, 2000 02:25 PM

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Well what did you tell the cops? Bet they were laughing there ars off after they left.


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whodaman

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posted October 21, 2000 02:30 PM

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that's some funny shit bro....


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bgriff

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From:Barnhart,Mo
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posted October 21, 2000 02:44 PM

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BWHAHAHAH HAHAH HA HA!!!

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CLEMDOG

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posted October 21, 2000 02:49 PM

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I dont know but for some reason I really didnt have to tell them why I was passed out in my closet. I just kept apologizing!! Damn!!


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Maverik

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posted October 24, 2000 07:34 PM

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That's some funny shit!!!


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FreakMonster

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posted October 24, 2000 07:38 PM

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Lucky you they didn't see any herbage laying around


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ROIDRANGER

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From:an underground-gym near you
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posted October 24, 2000 09:51 PM

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i would of been mad for the fact that they kinda of entered your house, but all's well, that ends well.

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ThePitbull

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From:Canada
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posted October 24, 2000 09:56 PM

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LOL

Funny story bro.

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kram696969

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From:burnaby, bc, canada.
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posted October 24, 2000 10:54 PM

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that is some funny shit

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God Forgives, I Don't...


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SCHNiKEN

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posted October 25, 2000 01:17 AM

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WHAT!!!


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