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posted October 13, 2000 12:05 AM

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as some of you may know i recently traumatized my sciatic nerve in a tennis tournament. pain in the back and the ass, literally! anyway, i went to my doc today for that checkup and to talk to him about a few other things. 1st off, he gave me some pain killers which i will never use, secondly he gave me a script for meridia cause i told him i needed some appetite control while i am injured so i do not baloon up. THEN, i said "doc i want to get this fat / gyno on my chest removed that i have had since i was a little fat kid AND I WANT MY HEALTH INSURANCE TO PAY FOR IT! he said "ok, 1st we have to document that you are here for the first time with nipple soreness. come see me in a month and we will document the tenderness is worse. i will prescribe you take advil for pain right now and then we will be on our way to a free gyno / skin reduction surgery!" i was like "OK!!!!!!" finally, i said i want to get my blood lipids tested but he said fast (no food) tonight and see me in the AM for the blood withdrawal. i reminded him that i live in another city so he said "ok, then here is a script for it so you can get it free locally." i was like, "OK!!!!" he is also the only doc that will not make me visit him but once every 6 months for my effexor script instead of every month! shit, i was sooooo pumped i almost asked him for some RU486!! i figured i should not push it though. well, i had to give him his props.
peace,
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