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Novice 
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Someone plese let me know if I'm in trouble. I'm getting tested by the NCAA tomorrow for roids and I injected 400 mgs of test ethanate on sunday. It's only been two and a half days so will my test to epitest level be affected. Any input is seriously appreciated     | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 546 |
I don't know the detection time of enanthate, but I'm sure it's longer than 2.5 days bro. I think you're screwed. Good luck. ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 516 |
Do a search on drug test methods. I don't think you can but maybe you can take something to help you pass. Sorry bro, that really sucks. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 70 |
Yep detection for Enanthate is longer than 2.5 days. Ok, lets see. Testosterone inhibits LH production. If I'm thinking right the drug screen checks the levels of FSH to LH and if they are askewed too much they are positive results. What you would need is a fast acting drug that would iuncrease LH. HCG wont work because it causes the Pituitary to realese both thus increasing blood levels of LH AND FSH. So it would still be a positive test. I guess the other factor would be getting this mystery drug and getting it into your system by tonight at the latest. Sorry bro I think your screwed. Unles some knows a readily available drug that will work. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 192 |
lets see..if you have a hippie shop or a biker shop around you go there sometimes they have cleansers. I do the drug tests for the county here in the courthouse and i have heard that drinking vinegar works but thats just for weed...also a plastic bag of piss from a friend my be your only hope..dont forget to tape hand warmers to it so it will be warm...otherwise bye bye sports ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 57 |
Sorry bro, can't help you there, but you might want to post this on the pro and collegiate board as well, they might be more experienced in the matter, if you haven't done so already... Good Luck ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 36 |
It doesn't look promising. Your T levels are probably peaking about now. F1 | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 163 |
this does not look too good. take any kind of cleanser you can.....liquid ghf available at gnc worked for me. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 17 |
You can try bying detox from smoothie king if that might work. I would not know about this, i know it works for other stuff but never had to try it on Test. Good luck bro! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 146 |
BUMP, GOOD LUCK BRO... ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 192 |
AS I SAID EARLIER I DO THE DRUG TESTING FOR THE COURT SYSTEM IN MY COUNTY..100% OF THE TIME I HAVE THE GLAMOROUS DUTY TO STAND BESIDE THE DEFENDANT AND WATCH HIM PISS IN THE CUP...SO BECAREFUL CHANCES ARE YOU WILL BE SUPERVISED..SINCE I AM A POLICE OFFICIAL YOU CANT ASK ME TO PISS IN PRIVATE..ITS NASTY WATCHING THE PEOPLE PISS..I HAVE CAUGHT ABOUT 10 PEOPLE IN THE LAST 2 MONTHS TRY TO ADD OR CHEAT ON THEIR TEST..BECAREFUL BRO! ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 70 |
Sorry bro but it doesnt look good for you. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 370 |
All these cleansers you are refering to are designed to remove metabolites, not the offending compound itself. It's too soon after your injection to do much about it. Oil is hard to get rid of. Tough break, bro-man. | ||
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Moderator 
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DOn't quote me exactly but providing your T/E values are below 6, you'll be fine. I have no idea what you weigh and there are alot of other variables but 300 to 400 mg depending on when the drugs peaks, is border line. Test is not detected via chemical 'left overs' like deca and the like. If this was your first injection you need to do everything possible to reduce your existing values. I would suggest an all night train a thon with little to no sleep until the testing. I wish you luck and give you this piece of advice. If you loose that free ride at school, was it worth it ? BPP | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 81 |
your screwed man. your only hope is to go to GNC or any health store and get some of that urine cleansing stuff. i think it's good for all drugs not just pot. anyway it is like $35 and you take it an hour or so before your test. wish you alot of luck bro. keep us posted. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 603 |
Take some estrogen. Ouch!..that will suck. Take some clomid. Just tell them you're one heave testosterone bastard. Runs in the family. Just kidding....sorry, didn't mean to joke about it. Don't know bro...pray the enanthate is bunk or something. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 50 |
Damn boss, sorry to hear that. Let us know the outcome. Good luck. Your gonna need it. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 177 |
i don't think t levels show up in piss. they will probably do a blood test. YOU CAN"T DECTECT GEAR IN A PISS TEST>>>>>>> | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 100 |
Its only detected in blood test. It will show up. Your fucked. Good luck though.
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 140 |
I was thinking along the lines of BigPapa..take a few birth control pills..that should boost you estrogen levels up (now I'm not sure about this) now say your test level is 12-1 which is over the allowed 6-1..Say they birth control pills make your estrogen up to 3 with a test level of 12..Im thinking it would bring you to within the 6-1 level. Now I have no scientific evidence or fact to be saying this..I was just sitting here drinking a beer and it just kinda popped into my head...Hopefully someone who knows more about hormones will answer your question better than I...it was just a thought... ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 113 |
hey bro ive been tested b4 i some how passed but the night b4 i went to bed i drank 2gallons of tea....then 2hours b4 i went to be tested i drank some cleanser from GNC it was the tea form...after pounding it down(almost puked a few times) i just waited...needless to say i was pissing like a racehorse the whole time...but i passed....cant make anypromises...hope it works out... later g | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 28 |
First of all it will in fact be a blood test (unlike what you seen on TV). Second, obviously cleansers will not work. Finally, I have a freind that did in fact pop a couple of birth control pills and pass the test. Also, I recall an article on this exact subject on the Underground newsletter written by the Hulkster---check the archives. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 33 |
i think your screwed.i've been tested by the NCAA. they can detect high level of test in your urine. a teamate of mine failed a test. and he wasnt doing and AS or on any supplements. it was at 1.1 rather than 1.0. they dont give any room for error. good luck | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 95 |
You're going to have to make something up. Pretend you're on your death bed, or you have a family emergency. If I were you I would just disappear and not take that test. Think of something later. Bad situation, you're in. Good luck. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 14 |
You're screwed! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 54 |
You could take whoever's advice and fake an emergency...death in the family or something...that'll buy you some time...or you could, get someone to pee for you that has a clean urine..put it in a little bottle(preferably it'll still be warm when u get there)....then if they go to follow you into the stall to piss...tell them u have to shit (sorry i know this is gross...) and they should let you be.... ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 361 |
Did you see the movie the program??? i think you should do the same..pump sombody elses urin in your pennis....its a thought right??? good luck ------------------ | ||
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Novice
Posts: 5 |
Plain english " your Screwed " | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 27 |
If it's a blood test-- You are screwed. If it's a piss test, this is what you do: Bring a plunger full of bleach. After you piss in the cup, squeeze some bleach into it. Not too much. When they examine ths piss, the bleach will have eaten anything in it away. The will know you did this, but this buys you some time to get your test levels down | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 86 |
I'M IN THE NCAA, AND THEY TEST YOUR URINE BY THE EPPI TEST TO YOUR NORMAL TEST LEVELS...WHERE DID YOU GUYS COME UP WITH THE BLOOD TEST THING? ANYWAYS MY MAN, SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE PRETTY MUCH FUCKED IN YOUR SITUATION...EITHER DON'T GO, BUT YOU KNOW IF YOU DON'T SHOW UP, EXCUSE OR NOT, IT'S A FAILED TEST! A FAILED TEST IN THE NCAA IS PUNISHABLE BY BEING REMOVED FROM YOUR SPORT 365 DAYS! SO IF YOU GO, EITHER TAKE 3-4 BIRTH CONTROL PILLS, FUCK LIKE A GOAT, OR TRY SOME CLEANSER.....BUT YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN A LITTLE SMARTER THAN THAT BUDDY! ------------------ BONERS ARE FUN FOR GIRLS TO SIT ON!! | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 27 |
maybe a little bleach in the piss. I have some buddies who use to keep a little in their locker but I don't know the consequences if they find bleach in your urine. GOOD LUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 97 |
trust me.take some female birth control pills....its your only hope at this point..then pray that it will work out for you!.......Good luck!! ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 598 |
Ask them to give you a big fat sloppy kiss. Your fucked! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 113 |
boxer i dont know what the hell your talking about i did infact get the piss test....my coach basically held the cup for me....and im D1 buddy so i dont know where the hell you get your info from....so dont automatically assume its only a bloodtest....and oh yeah it was last season...i doubt they have changed their ways that quickly....it might be possible for the blood test but i doubt it... later g |
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posted September 26, 2000 07:51 PM
