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 You know your hardcore when?
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Cool Novice 
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What do you guys think? My ans : Its 5:00 am and snowing and im waiting for the gym to open 2nd : When im driving to work and i find protein powder on my knukkles!...Think about it!     | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 675 |
3. when your favorite way to kill time is chewing off your calouses. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 648 |
You consider yourself being "off" when you only have 500 mg of test in your system. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 34 |
I like both of those!......I can relate!!!! | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 570 |
For real I walk around all day yesterday with crusty ass protein all stuck in my goat | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 381 |
when you get more excited about getting some gear than getting some pussy!! | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 34 |
Yesssssssss!!!!!!!!!! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 52 |
You know you are hardcore when.... You make a post like this.  | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 109 |
when you have more stretchmarks on yourbody then actual skin..... later g | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 41 |
that was good G! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 167 |
You laugh when your in pain. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 109 |
your ass keeps talkin to you..cause you eat so much protein.... | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 76 |
when you find traces of blood in your testosterone stream ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 80 |
when you get nosebleeds after a warmup set of DB presses! ------------------ BONERS ARE FUN FOR GIRLS TO SIT ON!! | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 34 |
You really know when: Your at a Rub-N-Tug and the girl says....Whats the lump on your butt!!!!!!!!!..........Yeah Baby! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 123 |
You know you are hard core when.....you lay awake at night waiting for the morning to come so you can administer another injection. Lomaximo | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 11 |
When you're at a bar and instinctivly order a "Gin and Ganabol" | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 161 |
Those are soooooo good i can relate to some of em!!! ------------------  | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 123 |
let's keep it goin, these are good lomaximo | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 246 |
YOU WIN! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 163 |
when you have mood swing because your late on an injection. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 216 |
you don't wipe up the blood after the injection so that anything that may have come out with the blood you hope will soak back through the skin... then you lick your fingers. [This message has been edited by timac (edited September 25, 2000).] | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 58 |
when you go in to mcdonalds order 5 double quarters pounders with cheese and 2 xtra large shakes. you have to bounce at night just to support your gear habit you havent gotten laid in 3 years because pussy interfears with gym time you warm up with 315lb on the bench
cant think of any thing else..... s()(..)/''..)e/''k | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 76 |
this is great bump | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 53 |
When you have to Use the same Pin more than 5 times!! ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 58 |
ok i got one when youre 25 and have more zits than a 14 year old... s()(...)/''..)e/''k | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 283 |
Or when your zits are bigger than your balls eh? LOL | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 28 |
When your short on money and you apply for a "personal" loan to pay for your habit. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 30 |
when you really appreciate the wife for being generous enough to shave your back! LMAO!!! or, when you ask your wife to get another job to pay for all the extra food/gear/supps that are WAY more important than things like roses, going out to dinner, movies, etc. LMAO!!! THE EXTREME | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 192 |
When reading this board is a 6 hour a day endeavor. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 43 |
Eating your own boogers for their possible protein content. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 80 |
WHEN YOUR AT CLASS OR WORK, AND INSTED OF TAKING NOTES, YOU MAP OUT YOUR NEXT CYCLE... WHEN YOU GET THE FINAL NOTICE ON YOUR ELECTRIC BILL CAUSE YOU SPENT ALL OF YOUR PAYMENT ON GEAR...... AFTER YOU INJECTION, YOU FILL THE PIN UP WITH WATER AND SHOOT IT IN YOUR MOUTH, JUST TO MAKE SURE YOU GOT EVERYTHING DOWN! AND I'M SPENT! ------------------ BONERS ARE FUN FOR GIRLS TO SIT ON!! | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 48 |
When your getting married soon, and planning your cycle is more important than planning your wedding. When you think about injecting again while your fuckin the brains out of your girl. And, last but not least, when you get almost horny when you slide that needle in your leg! ha! ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1094 |
How about when you wake up from sleep walking and you have a syringe full of test in your hand.
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 381 |
lmao | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 42 |
Some funny shit! O.K. When you say to your girlfriend: My gear and working out is first you are second! When you are whatching miss contest you get really pised off sayin where are those girls from miss fitness contest! In your house smels like in TUNA factory! and........... | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 374 |
...you ask your doctor for hormone replacement therapy, and you're 25... ...you envy your grandpa taking his insulin shot... ...you start using creatine, but you keep some nolva handy, just in case... ...you get into a New York cab and accidentally ask to go to the 'farmacia'... ...you have a 'hushmail' email address... ...when you walk into a mexican pharmacy, they have your order waiting on the counter... ...you have a huge size 42 stomach, but you still have a six-pack... ...you panic when your blender breaks... ...you ask the doctor for GH, for your 'dwarfisim'...and you're 6'3... ...you're wearing a tank top and shorts, yet you still know how to hide 30 boxes of sustanon... ...you buy a cow, so you can buy finaplix from the vet... ...you read FLEX for training advice... ...you don't post in the 'chat' forum... .................. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 28 |
You work a full time job in a factory and get a part time job in a vitamin store to save on protein cost. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 62 |
when you just about have a nervous breakdown from missing one meal. wanting to kill anyone who talks to you in the gym, slowing down your workout. having a protein drink in the washroom, just in case you wake up hungry, or go to take a piss.........thanks MONSTER | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 561 |
You know your hardcore when: You break an amp in your hand and squeeze your fist so the glass will break the skin and maybe draw some in. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 187 |
When you think that yellow color of your skin is the tan left over from this summer. Jaundice anyone?!!!!!!!! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 278 |
When you go to night clubs (Exit or Sound Factory in perticular) and size up the other bros before you even check out the girls. ------------------ "IT'S LIKE MIND OVER MATTER...IF YOU DON'T MIND, IT DON'T MATTER" John Gotti when asked how he felt about his life sentence Flash� version--> http://www.geocities.com/richmaffei/index.html None Flash� version--> http://www.geocities.com/richmaffei/pages/home.html | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 38 |
When people are scared to approach you in the gym ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 38 |
When you get a hard on looking at pics of large quantities of gear ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 50 |
When you set the alarm clock a 0200 and drink a shake. When you go to the vet to pick up the cat and try to walk in the back just to see some gear. When you ask your dad if he's buddy who has cows has any Test200? When you eat steak very rare in hopes of getting any test form the meat. When before you plan a vacation the first item on the list is the GYM. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 139 |
You tell your buddy that you'll do his injections for him, and when he's turned around you shoot it in yourself first and then pretend to shoot it in him. That's just wrong. ------------------ "Faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death." | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 139 |
Your cats start getting fat because you have to give them a pinch of your tuna everytime you eat it or they'll never leave you alone. When your on vacation you can perform an exercise with every household appliance available...(chair curls, door jamb pull-ups, upside-down shoulder presses leaning against a wall, push-ups with family member on back...etc) When you guzzle olive oil for extra calories on a bulking cycle...heh heh When you research beer on the web to find which has the highest calories/carbs so that you get the most bang for your buck on your bulking cycle when your out with the boys. Whe you don't shave, get a hair cut, or clip your nails for ages because you never have time since you have to hurry up and get to the gym due to your busy schedule. ------------------ "Faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death." | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 605 |
how about, when you have zits big enuff to where you or your friends are giving them names, or their own zip code! a couple hours after your injection you start getting depressed cause you have to wait a few days till next one! when you tell your x that your getting back together w/, that maybe we should hold off another two months---cause im getting on some fina right now! and thats no B.S. fellas. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 139 |
When you know that if dog shit was even mildly anabolic, you'd probably eat it. When you know that if vomit were even mildly anabolic you'd probably eat it. When you know that if rotting road kill were even mildly anabolic, there would probably be numerous posts about...I'm so sick of rotting road kill...(and you would probably eat it) ------------------ "Faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death." | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 288 |
when you continue to push down on the plunger for a full 15seconds before withdrawing even though the plunger is at "0cc" mark and the case is starting to bubble. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 34 |
I think i should be elevated to pro bodybuilder for starting this classic post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 278 |
When your freinds ask to see your abs and you will only show them in one light in your house or gym, and make them promis to look in the mirror because YOU know they look better there.  ------------------ "IT'S LIKE MIND OVER MATTER...IF YOU DON'T MIND, IT DON'T MATTER" John Gotti when asked how he felt about his life sentence Flash� version--> http://www.geocities.com/richmaffei/index.html None Flash� version--> http://www.geocities.com/richmaffei/pages/home.html | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 151 |
when you 're dieting from weeks, starving, you find a brownie on the table, grab it, put it in your mouth, chew it and than spit the whole thing away in the trash can and whash your mouth with scope. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 182 |
When you'd rather be sleeping with a 4 foot syringe. Filled with whatever you wanted. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1064 |
When your 3rd set of squat and your first rep of 495lbs you nose starts bleeding and you continue on for 8 reps and spew blood all over the wall infront of you. Then you go up to 585 and bust blood vessels in you eye and look like a deamon! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 110 |
when you are so pumped the needle gets stuck in your ass | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 62 |
fuck i love reading this shit, lets keep this at the top!!!!!!!!!! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 64 |
When your syringe is full of air bubbles and you don't have the patience to get them all out so you say fuck it and shoot it anyway. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 57 |
You no longer say "What's up" It has been replaced with "What's cyp?" Your mother no longer asks you if you're taking steroids.. You purchase stock in Organon just before you order your next cycle.. ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 112 |
When your girlfriend's voice deepens and she starts getting hairy and muscular just from performing oral on you! ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 349 |
When you squat you have to clothespin your nose to keep from spraying blood all over the mirror! When you have to tape up your acne cysts on your shoulders before you lay the squat bar there! | ||
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Novice 
Posts: 3 |
Your hardcore when your a newbee...like me...and take all the posts about injecting a/s in the anus or testicles seriously....ouch! | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 374 |
-You've ever counted reps while masturbating -You use the term 'bulking up' instead of 'gaining weight' -You think the term 'musclebound freak' is actually a compliment -You memorized which brands of protein powder won't make you fart up a storm -You are a woman with a voice that sounds like Lieutenant Worf's from Star Trek: Next Generation -You have ever calculated the protein, carb, fat ratio of ramen noodles -You can name 10 other competition-level bodybuilders other than Arnold Schwarzenegger, Lou Ferrigno and Steve -You think that the pump is better than sex -You use the CAE stack to get buzzed instead of a bottle of Aftershock -You think 'tone' is strictly for singers and musicians -While discussing the intricate biochemical processes that occur during a steroid cycle with non-bodybuilders, they think .................... | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 63 |
You can't walk past a mirror of any description without hitting at least three poses. Your kids/pets are all named Arnold, Dorian, Cory or Lenda. You have to invest in a large holdall to take to work just to hold all your food in and a second one for your gear. | ||
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Cool Novice
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 342 |
How about when you gag at the dinner table cause your sister in law says she is taking "this drug called clomid" to aid in getting pregnant. Happened to me! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 139 |
When you don't get any studying done cause you spend 2 hrs. sitting there daydreaming of the perfect cycle and how much it would cost. Every day. ------------------ "Faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death." | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 605 |
when your the first one to be the test dummy for that CUTTING FUEL, so you can report back to elite on it!!!!! ILL KEEP YOU POSTED ON IT! ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 102 |
how about you think a good pump puts you in 7th heaven. think a romatic evening would be 2 hours in the gym by yourself and come home to a cold protien shake! (thats me) you speed to get to the gym and creap home thinking....was there something i missed? liquid food is easier and faster than solid stuff seitz | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 62 |
when you buy creatine and glutamine by the kilos! trying not to look at yourself without a shirt off, just so you can see a weeks result. would rather buy an eight doller bag of beef jerky to snack on for the protien, rather then one dollar for chips. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 591 |
You get your front teeth knocked out with a baseball bat, but you laugh before you crush the fuckers skull! | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 28 |
you know your hardcore when you are emailing research doctors to let them know that you would be a willing participant of any human growth experiments... when you want to study chemistry just to see if you can learn how to make your own gear... search the internet for any american companies that is making anadrol again... (I think I found one!) | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 137 |
you know your hardcore when you cut yourself and only oil comes out... ------------------ | ||
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Novice
Posts: 3 |
You know you're hardcore when you puke in the middle of a rep, but still hold your form....and start another set. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 81 |
You know you're hardcore when........you laugh because it tickles when you inject.
Nick |
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posted September 25, 2000 12:23 PM