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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 129 |
A 70 year-old with one lung and on a respirator would have no problem blowin’ out all the candles on your Birthday cake. You’re lady’s Wonder Bra makes your tits look better than hers! You get envious when Grandpa starts talking about his daily insulin shoot. Every time you hear Dan Rather (or any talking head) mention, “hormone replacement therapy” or “testosterone is good for…” on the tube; you “start gettin’ a chubby.” You consider the difference between 500mg of sus p/week AND quality food or, 750mg of sus p/week and a shitty diet, “a major financial decision. And lastly, you should not be juicin’ if you haven’t mastered the basic concept of using the EF Search page. Later,     | ||
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 32 |
That it is pretty accurate. LOL | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 45 |
lol : ) Newbies & those who love them will appreciate the last one. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 30 |
YOU SHOULD NOT BE JUICING IF THE ZITS ON YOU BACK ARE BIGGER THAN THE BICEPS ON YOUR ARM! ------------------ BONERS ARE FUN FOR GIRLS TO SIT ON!! | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 329 |
You lift hard for a week then not at all for two weeks and wonder why you don't make any gains. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 32 |
LOL | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 74 |
Don't forget: IF YOU ARE WORRIED YOUR MOM WILL FIND YOUR GEAR! ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 55 |
funny shit bro, and right on the money. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 11 |
If you are an Arlington, TX police officer who is often questioned "Are you on roids" because you are the biggest mofo on the planet. |
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posted September 19, 2000 06:32 PM