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Amateur Bodybuilder 
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I was at a party the other night and I was a walking hard on. 750mg of sus really gets me I guess. I had on a muscle shirt so I couldn't really cover it up. I had to go sit down every five minutes, but it would just pop back up again. Well I managed to bring home this drunk girl. Man I was ready to go at it. She was smokin,,,I lasted 3 minutes max. I felt like a chump, but I did it 4 times. Does this happen to any of yall on high sus doses....later ------------------     | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 151 |
HHAHAHAHAHHA........Damn.....my first sus. cycle was the same but 1.5min was a max for me...glad to hear I am not alone. I also had some seriously messed up dreams ------------------ [This message has been edited by The Bull (edited September 19, 2000).] | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 148 |
Hey bull how do you put a gif in your post I've been trying for a while and gave up. I'm a MIS major you would think I would figure it out by now..email me I'm calling it a night..thanks bro [This message has been edited by oubeta (edited September 19, 2000).] | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 151 |
oubeta you got mail ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 34 |
i have the exact opposite problem. i can't blow a nut no matter how hard i try. and if i really get going then the girls start to hurt and i never get to finish. i guess the grass is always greener. . . | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 56 |
The best thing to do with a new girl is have her ly on her back on the couch with her head in your lap.Kiss her and play with tits while you feel her up.Field reports indicate that most younger guys are unaware that woman react almost the opposite of guys,who like vigourous tip action when they are near cumming.Instead,start down around the hole moving fast,then feel up to the clit ever slower and more gently until she jerks or screams like she's in pain.At this point,stop,or move your fingers light and slow side to side(kind of the opposite of how you would like it if you were being jerked off).Then kiss some more and start all over again down by the hole.Most girls will cum in an hour of so of this game. Fucking is greatly over rated as a way to impress girls.Not only is it likely the guy will cum first,our universal tendancy to nod out for a few afterwards(leaving someone feeling horny and bitchy)has,as a group,not won us many friends.Always pick the lock first,then trust me,you will own the store,and can do the rest as you please. I hope this makes someone happy today! | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 25 |
DONALD, SHIT MAN I ALMOST CAME!!!! 500MGS OF SUS WILL DO THAT FOR ME I GUESS! ------------------ BONERS ARE FUN FOR GIRLS TO SIT ON!! |
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posted September 19, 2000 02:20 AM.gif)