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jakethemus

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posted September 18, 2000 10:22 AM

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Hello everyone. I have been reading this board for a few months now and ive finally registered. Just want to say hi to all you "Bros" out there. By the way George if your reading this board is simply the best ive ever seen - Excellent info and most people here seem really knowledgeable.Its also really funny - some of you guys are nuts! If I hadnt discovered this board I would never have found out about vitamin B5 , its really helped me as I have suffered from acne for years now, and this stuff really works.
Ive been training natural now for 5 years (im 21) on and off - (probably 3.5 years solid training). I weigh about 180lbs at 5 11" - bodyfat under 10% and im seriously thinking about a first cycle now. Oh and to any scammers out there im not looking for gear - thankyou verymuch.
Peace..


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HARDBALL05

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posted September 18, 2000 10:27 AM

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HOWDY, AND WELCOME ABOARD!!

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ulter

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posted September 18, 2000 10:46 AM

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I wish my first post was that good.

Welcome to The Board.


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jakethemus

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posted September 18, 2000 10:58 AM

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Cheers guys - I dont know why but I thought I was gonna get flamed! ( I probably will now, lol)


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Maverik

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posted September 18, 2000 03:20 PM

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Welcome, and why would you think you would get flamed??


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ulter

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posted September 18, 2000 04:39 PM

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Of course Mav's had 3 first posts so he's got it down.


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Maverik

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posted September 18, 2000 08:19 PM

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Ulter...Always the comedian. Why you sweating me brutha?!? You don't like my posts??


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PSYCO

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posted September 18, 2000 10:10 PM

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Welcome Jake!


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Maverik

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posted September 18, 2000 10:15 PM

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And BTW, ulter, I don't mind it because I have noticed that when I only have 200 posts, I get much less e-mail than when I had over 1400. Hell back a few weeks ago when I was nearing the 1500 mark, I was spending an hour a day writing e-mails to newbies asking for advice. This is much better now!! Hardly any e-mails. I love it.


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cowbell

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posted September 18, 2000 10:39 PM

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welcome!!!


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ulter

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posted September 18, 2000 10:50 PM

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I guess 'cause your cool about it. It has nothing to do with your posts Mav your a very heady bro. I'll quit.


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Maverik

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posted September 18, 2000 10:55 PM

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OK, just wondering bro. No problems with having fun.


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jakethemus

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posted September 19, 2000 06:25 AM

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Thanks everyone for the welcome


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YAKUZA

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posted September 19, 2000 06:42 AM

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"To any scammers out there, I'm not looking for any gear-thank you very much." LOL, you learn fast.


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Vitaman

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posted September 19, 2000 07:39 AM

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Welcome


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Julez

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posted September 19, 2000 07:45 AM

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Glad to see another 'UK bro' has found this site... it is the bollocks!

Don't want to patronise you but look out when you buy your gear... this country has LOADS of fake shit... especially oral stuff.

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jakethemus

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posted September 19, 2000 08:23 AM

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Thanks for the advice julez - ill be avoiding orals anyway.
I have access to sustanon, test cyp and deca at the moment - are these faked in the uk much?


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he-man

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posted September 19, 2000 08:41 AM

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Welcome brother!


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Julez

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posted September 19, 2000 09:27 AM

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Well, I'll tell you about my experience of the afore mentioned items...

Sustanon 250 that originates in the UK in my experience has been...

just check silly things like it has a batch number that looks authentic, it has insturction inserts etc. In my experencience 'real' Sustanon is very difficult to pull up with a 'blue' needle. When you inject it, it 'stings' a little bit.

I once obtained some stuff that orginated in Pakistan. Fake... clear amps with no colour bands, thin as water.. did'nt even try to use it... just about good for frying chips...

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Julez

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posted September 19, 2000 09:38 AM

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oops had to move machine...

yeah stuff from Pakistan. Theres lots of it, it just looks cheap and fake. Not to say all of it was. Anyway I have access to equipment that allows me to test various perparations. This was fake. I am obtaining some 'Nile' Sust., from what I've read on this board it's good.

OK Deca, ALL 100mg Organon Deca that I've had is fine, the 200mg stuff (you get it in 10 amp 'flatpacks') that I got from the same source is dud. That's why I don't use this source anymore. Again I am obtaing some 200mg Deca (not Organon).. so I'll wait and see.

I'm not being funny but as you are young some people will try and take the piss. You know what it's like.

A few years ago I bout 60 Anapolon50's, turned out to 'Creatine tablets' (hahaha) got stung for 80 quid. Fucker

Anyway, hope you get on OK, if you have any doubts ask, there are LOADS of guys that come from the UK here and I'm sure they'll help.

Personally, I now prefer overseas source. Lot less risk of trouble with the law.

(You do know that these substamces are now Class B drugs in UK, like Speed and Pot?).

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Julez
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jakethemus

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posted September 19, 2000 10:32 AM

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I wasnt sure about the legality of steroids in the UK - I thought that it was legal to posess gear, but illegal to supply. Is it illegal to import from overseas now then?

Its cool that there are loads of UK guys here.
And yea I know what its like with people trying to rip young guys like me off -Im doing everything I can to ensure this doesn't happen, I dont trust people easily - this is why im doing as much research as possible!!


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Ice Man

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posted September 19, 2000 10:37 AM

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Nice intro.

Welcome to the board.

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toni

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posted September 19, 2000 10:48 AM

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great first post bro..WELCOME TO THE BOARDS...PEACE

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Julez

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posted September 19, 2000 11:23 AM

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Hi,

Well franknly it confuses me!! It is definetly illegal to supply steriods in the UK. We are talking long bird here.

If you import from abroad I think it depends on were you got them from.. ie Uncle Kack from Timbuctoo NO Legal Pharmacie in Thailand YES.

If I where you just make yourself up an invoice on your machine that looks like a legit 'script. (you could even use an address from the Scammer list on one of the other boards. hahaha make sure it's WELL out off Europe).

I even heard from someone that HCG is Class B. Clenbuteral defiently is. You can find out more from a BNF (British National Formulary). Should find one at a local library. It also has all banned substances at International Olympic level (even caffiene.. fuck that!).

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burndaddy

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posted September 19, 2000 11:34 AM

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welcome bro...

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Julez

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posted September 19, 2000 11:47 AM

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Just remembered....

A few years ago, when these substances became illegal I made a post on this very board (1996/7). I had a reply from an alleged copper who answered the question of import. (Mr. Plod, tosser).

Try using a search with my name (I was julez lower case then) and/or UK seriods. I tried it and the article came up.

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MERLYN

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posted September 19, 2000 11:52 AM

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I am virtually the same height and weight and in the same situation. I don't know what to take. Need 20 more lbs (185 to 205) and would like to avoid breakouts. Deca/winstrol/clomid maybe for 5 weeks? Need advice.


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shoulders

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posted September 19, 2000 06:44 PM

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You don't need steroids 'jake the mus' give the man some eggs.... ohh and sum bacon!


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BigGunSJm

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posted September 19, 2000 06:48 PM

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welcome to the board man. Now its time to get BIG.


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quenepo

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posted September 19, 2000 07:18 PM

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Welcome to the family.

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ThePitbull

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posted September 19, 2000 07:31 PM

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Welcome bro!

I like your introduction.

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ALL-NATURAL-JUICE

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posted September 19, 2000 07:46 PM

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welcome brother..........get huuuuuuuuuuge!


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Director

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posted September 19, 2000 08:39 PM

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Welcome and i to am a newbie!

Train Hard or Wear a Skirt!


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jakethemus

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posted September 20, 2000 06:47 AM

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Thanks again everyone for such a warm welcome.
And to shoulders I better not eat too many eggs and bacon or I might end up like uncle bully!!


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