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 E2 BOUGHT SOME MUSCLE TECH WHAT NEXT
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Elite Bodybuilder 
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HI E2 My name is flexed1 not to be confused with Flex 2or 3. I read in your Canadian Magazine Mucluar Deploment ans saw Muscle tech stuff and want to roid rage big time. Now I have heard from my friends who e mail you all there cylce questions so I have one. How do i take this stuff? don't want to get to big ( maybe like shawn ray ) and don't have much time (contest is next month). my stats currently 5'10 and 125 pounds. want to compete in the heavyweight division which i think is 135 and over so as you see not much time but i heard that this muscle thech stuff is the boms. i purchased this from my friend for 1,000 yes i know its high but this contest is important. only thing is do you put that cratine stuff in a needle or sniff it? i know how to do the tabs ( i am not stupid) so i am taking a bottle a day. also whats a latismi dorsi? thanks buddy my growth is in your hands     | ||
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 22 |
Well, your first mistake is in purchasing crap products by MUSCLE TECH. Don't you know anything??? You need to use ANDROSTAT POPPERS by PINNACLE, stupid. You see, the sublinguil transportation system with the cyclodextren molecular structure has been clinically proven to........ LOVE YOUR POST MAN!!!!!!!  | ||
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Moderator 
Posts: 2383 |
Flexed you've done one thing right!! You bought Muscle Tech!!! The king of all anabolics, now here's the best method of administration, shhhh keep it quiet it's a secret! Take your creating and jam it deep into your ears, pack it in well, make sure it doesn't fall out, if you have to mix it with honey, the added carbs will be good for you anyway!! Then duct tape your ears closed so the creatine doesn't drip out, fuck it's expensive shit and you want to get yor money's worth!!! Do that five or six times a day! You'll easily be able to compete in the heavyweight, 135, or maybe even superheavyweight, 140+. Can you imagine??? 140 lbs of ripped pure muscle???????????? Fuck, you'll turn pro in no time!!! | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 15 |
oh shit....oh man thats some funny stuff E2...hahhahahhahahha i cant stop laughing... later g | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 820 |
e2 maybe the advise you gave me was not the best. i tried the honey but all i have is flower honey. i went outside to water my bike ( i live in orlando) and i guess the honey caught the attention of some large bee's. well before i could get away the bee's all attacked me so now i have bee stings everywhere and the bee's got all my cretune that was in my ear. i also don't hear to well. can't see how i can compete with swollen ears so my life dream will have to wait due to your advise. maybe I should ask another board moniter. also maybe we can take up a collection for all the money i spent on this stuff as the bee's also stung my bike tire and i can't get to work at the burger king nor deliver my newspapers in the morning. this bodybuilding is confusing i may take up chess. | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 2383 |
Nah stick with bodybuilding you're doing fine, you see the bee stings were something i intended on, it's how you get that swollen look!!! Makes you look huge!! Like you've got muscles in places that no one else has. Now get in the bathroom and cover yourself with baby oil, then quickly run down to the beach and hit some hard poses. Trust me, someone will notice you and give you a supplement contract!!! Maybe even Muscle Tech!! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 185 |
This is the silliest shit I have read....today!! | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 22 |
lol! just for another post to become a cool novice again. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 845 |
Oh shit. And me sitting here with no fucking duct tape anywhere in the house. I gotta go to the hardware store. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 393 |
ROTFLMAO | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 57 |
You guys are too Damn Funny! LMAO! ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 820 |
E2 thanks for the vote of confidence. your the man. i will have to hit the beach in the morning as its abour 45 minutes away. i went to the K MART to buy some oil and walked in with my tank top on. folks sure do notice me. my arms are freaky almost 12" so I know I am the man to. I never would of thought about putting crutine in my ears but i thinks its working already. i guess i will still compete next month in this contest. its called something like mr olymian and i figure it sounds good and it would be a good title to hold for me. do you know if i need to buy the florida sign for my bathing suit or do they furnish that like they do with that ms american thing? thanks for your help and i hope i get that contract as these muscle tech steriods are exspensive. and thanks for teaching me how to get the swollen look. well i am about to head to the sports store to use the gym equipment so take care. stay flexed like me | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 49 |
funny | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 12 |
Ah, to be 140 pounds of writhing senuous steel tissue. I can only dream..... ------------------ |
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posted September 15, 2000 04:55 PM