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E2

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From:VALHALLA
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posted September 15, 2000 02:59 PM

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Everyday i get people asking me the stupidest most rudimentary questions possible, i'm not here to hold your hand guys, get off your asses and do some research on your own. I don't have the time to teach everyone everything i know. If i tell you something don't ask me why it is so, go out and research it, find out if i'm right or wrong. Make your own decisions, the mods and vets here aren't gods, we can be wrong about things. Don't take anyones advice as scripture.

Now people stop being so lazy!!!

Of course this thread isnt' directed at everyone just the lazy people.


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special_bill

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posted September 15, 2000 03:00 PM

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define lazy


i feel for ya bro...


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jdismukes

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posted September 15, 2000 03:06 PM

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Yeah, I got some deca and some d-bol and some other stuff can you make me out a good cycle?lol. I can only imagine, the mail you must get.


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ulter

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posted September 15, 2000 03:07 PM

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I'm still laughing special bill.


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HARDBALL05

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posted September 15, 2000 03:10 PM

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thanks for all your help E2...i hope you don't think i'm lazy....even though i don't do shit on a daily basis! LOL

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DREXX

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posted September 15, 2000 03:18 PM

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I hear you about the stupid emails bro...

But what's this you are not a GOD. Have I been misled? I always thought you were the mythical God of muscle???


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Quadzilla

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posted September 15, 2000 04:04 PM

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DREXX,
You have it all wrong, bro. According to one of my favorite Ranger stories, GOD just thinks HE'S E2!

E2,
I, too, want to thank you for all of your help and support over the last six months or so. I have done a ton of research on everything that I have asked you about. I just needed a place to start. Hopefully, I am AS literate enough to cut the questions down even more.
Thanks,
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krzysiu013

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posted September 15, 2000 04:04 PM

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are you SURE sustanon and omnadren are the same???

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Maverik

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posted September 15, 2000 04:07 PM

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Bump for the lazy people to read. I get this shit every once in a while, so I can not even imagine the amount that E2 gets. But I guess that's why they made it possible to delete an e-mail without replying. Not that I would ever do such a thing...Yeah right!!

[This message has been edited by Maverik (edited September 15, 2000).]


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Slopain

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posted September 15, 2000 04:12 PM

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heh heh Tell me about it read this one I got today and please have a good laugh (name changed to protect the inn..err the lazy:

Date: Thu, 14 Sep 2000 16:19:03 -0800 (PDT)
Subject: cycle help
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]

Hey,

Remember me? I'm the guy that asked about some legit sources. Well I
finally got some of the gear
I ordered from over seas, but I don't know what to take and how much. this
is all I can get for a while,
can you help me put together a cycle with what I have?

4 X 1 ML amps sustanon 250
2 X 1 ML amps DecaDurabolin 50 mg
2 X 2 ML amps Test Cypionate 100mg/ml
2 X 1ML amps Testoviron Depot ( Test Enanthate) 250mg
20 tabs anadrol 50
100 tabs Thai Anabol (Dbol)

What can we do? Thanks for any help. SOEMONE-


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nice huh?

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Maverik

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posted September 15, 2000 04:16 PM

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Yeah, I remember that guy posting yesterday with that same question. LOL!!


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timac

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posted September 15, 2000 04:19 PM

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nice, very nice stack mr. guy
you mods make me glad I'm not one.
somebody gots to do it.

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jersey boy

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posted September 15, 2000 04:19 PM

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I too am interested in what you consider lazy and rudimentary. Some of the newbies do not know what they can ask and not ask until they get flamed. Peace


get big or get out


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ulter

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posted September 15, 2000 04:27 PM

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JB,
The point here is not that you shouldn't ask questions, but rather when you get the answer and you don't understand it, look it up.
You know which end is up anyway. I can't believe you wouldn't know a rudimentary question if you saw one.

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anibolism

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posted September 15, 2000 04:31 PM

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But E2 what will all the 16 year old kids do when they get home from school?? Oh i know they will go hang out with loves2juice at the playground........

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Slopain

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posted September 15, 2000 04:33 PM

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Timac can you please edit your reply, I didnt see his first name in there until the end and although millions of people have it - I think he should remain as anon. as possible. I edited his email addy out, but didnt see his name until after I posted it. Thanks

Slopain


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timac

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posted September 15, 2000 04:36 PM

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sorry bro
thought you made it up.


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Slopain

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posted September 15, 2000 04:46 PM

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It was my bad, Thank You!

Slopain


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ROIDRANGER

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posted September 15, 2000 05:07 PM

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are you kidding me slopain, i remember when LUVS2JUICE emailed me cause i flamed him real good, some of the funniest threats ive ever heard--oh, wait a minute im a newbie!
by the way E2 could you lift some weights for me im to tired to go the gym! LOL hehehehe


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airtyme

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posted September 15, 2000 05:20 PM

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RESEARCH! RESEARCH! RESEARCH!!!!


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E2

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posted September 15, 2000 06:06 PM

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RoidRanger, no problem at all , it'll be my pleasure, i'll lift all the weight for both you an me. You just sit at home and watch oprah with a bag of chips on your lap. take it easy, while i grow.

heh heh j/k


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beef da newest newbie

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posted September 15, 2000 06:11 PM

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i hear ya, bump for E2

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The Ranger

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posted September 15, 2000 06:18 PM

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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha.....Funny Shit!!!!

Remember that one did ya Quadzilla...!!!

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300Kleen the newbie!

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posted September 15, 2000 07:10 PM

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I see it all the time.

All you have to do is follow my link and you have all the info you need....lol

Sorry, It was a perfect oppertunity to advertise. Can you blame me?

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E2

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posted September 15, 2000 07:20 PM

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Man, I just woke up from this really cool dream....kinda off subject, but I thought I'd share it with my Iron Brothers who will appreciate it as I did.
I dreamed I OD'd on juice and went to heaven....I was met at the pearly Gates by St. Peter who was huge as hell....he let me right in....

My Brothers...IT WAS HEAVEN!!! It was the most awsome gym I've ever seen....it had everything there....dumbells to 240lbs...they were huge....all the machines were perfect. And it was packed with big mutherfuckers of all sizes and shapes....all of them were intense and juiced to the gills.....!!

St. Peter pointed to a table and there was all the juice you could ever want...sus...deca...redi-jects....ref-b....all legit....all free.....gold bowels held all the 23ga syringes you could ever use......St. Peter said God liked his followers huge.......Then I noticed it at once!!!

There were members of the eliteboard there....I saw Big Bad Buff....he was a monster....WCP was huge!!! Assface was there dropping protein bombs......and all the mod's were spotting the Iron Brothers....BIZ was screaming get off me, your not big enough.....El cubano was stalking the iron Throne......Everyone was intense to the max.....no slackers......I was so happy....I couldn't believe my eyes.......!!

Then from the darkest corner of this Heavenly gym arose the mightiest of all the Iron Brothers in the place He was breath taking....arms 25inches cold, and hard.....chest 60inches ripped to shreds.....waist had to be 32 inches....I was in total awe my Brothers.....Then I saw the name tag on his lifting belt.....it said E2....I should have known!!!!

I turned to St. Peter and said, " E2 is the biggest mutherfucker I have ever seen....I can't wait to see how big GOD is!"

St Peter looked at me and winked, and then smiled an evil grin, " That is GOD.....He just thinks he's E2!"

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't say it.....I know I'll go to Hell for that one....but....it's all good Brothers.......Thought I'd liven things up a bit.....heh heh heh......Peace!!!!

Ranger


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bgriff

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posted September 15, 2000 07:23 PM

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Yea bodybuilders aren't suposed to be lazy!!!

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Twisted_Steel

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posted September 15, 2000 07:46 PM

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Is it just me wondering, but where the fuck did this biblical influx of newbies come from? Good lord I don't recognize 2/3's of the post being authored here. You bastards get ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuutt, this is a private gym.
Ok Georgy boy, dont get huffy, Im only kidding.

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Slopain

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posted September 15, 2000 08:02 PM

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heheh huffy heh

The only person I heard say that was my mom, and me when I intimidate her wait, no I immitate her yeah thats the one. funny

Slopain


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Deepsquat

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posted September 15, 2000 08:20 PM

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You are going to burn inthe fires of hell E2...I think even god is laughing at the last post!


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Deepsquat

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posted September 15, 2000 08:23 PM

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You are going to burn inthe fires of hell E2...I think even god is laughing at the last post!


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The Grinch

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posted September 15, 2000 08:42 PM

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I dont have many posts, as far as questions go, because 90% of the questions that I have, someone else has already asked. E2 is right do a freakin search.


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superkutt

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posted September 15, 2000 09:09 PM

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this forum is a perfect example of how many pricks there are on this board.


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Maverik

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posted September 15, 2000 09:30 PM

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Hey what are you trying to say? You don't like it when people act like pricks. Man, did you ever pick the wrong board!


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eastarr

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posted September 15, 2000 09:44 PM

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Not God?

No kidding!

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paddy

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posted September 15, 2000 09:55 PM

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thanx for the laugh e2,i needed that,I hope god has a sense of humor,i suspect he appreciate,s a good joke,and THAT was a good one


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Dexter

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posted September 15, 2000 10:04 PM

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E2, I think it's called being a Mod, something to deal with.

I get these strange emails, too, such as "I want to stack Deca with EQ, is this a good idea"?

Of course, no informationa about age, previous cycles, lifting expericnce, physical stats, general health, etc.

Dexter

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E2

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posted September 15, 2000 10:23 PM

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Bros' I didn't write that story it was Ranger, at the bottom he signed it.



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ulter

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posted September 15, 2000 10:50 PM

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I asked him that but he wouldn't tell me. He likes to be a lot of different people.


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posted September 16, 2000 12:01 AM

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heh heh heh....Keeps ya on yer toes...!!!

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BigGuns2

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posted September 16, 2000 01:18 AM

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I respect the hell out of the moderators. Ya'll must get hundreds of emails a day which includes all sorts of stupid shit.

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