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TATOO

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posted September 13, 2000 11:44 AM

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HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BROS HEARD THIS ONE? I GET A REAL KICK OUT OF THE PEOPLE WHO ASK ME THAT. FIRST, THERES THE 5'10 165LB. H.S. KID WHO THINKS THE GYM IS A PLACE TO TRY AND GET PUSSY. I USUALLY LAUGH THAT ONE OFF. THEN THERES THE GUY WHO KNOWS YOU ARE ON BUT DOESNT HAVE THE BALLS TO ASK YOU. I CAN HANDLE THIS ONE AS WELL. BUT THE BASTARD THAT REALLY PISSES ME OFF IS THE NATURAL GUY, YOU KNOW, THE ONE WHO BUSTS HIS ASS 3 HRS A NIGHT AND HASNT GAINED A LB SINCE LAST WINTER. ITS NOT THAT THIER NATURAL THAT ANGERS ME. ITS THE FACT THAT HE USES HIS NATURAL STATUS FOR HIS LACK OF SIZE. HE ALSO CLAIMS THAT DBOL IS NOT MADE ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD ANYMORE. ID LOVE TO SHOW THE PRICK THOSE 10 THAIS I ATE BEFORE COMING TO TRAIN!!!!!! TATOO


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@LRG

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posted September 13, 2000 12:00 PM

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what about the bastards that say---well if i got on the shit, id be that big too! like its a miracle that doesnt require any work to gain, that shit really pisses me off!

im@LRG


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CLEMDOG

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posted September 13, 2000 12:08 PM

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What really gets me, not pisses me off, but makes me laugh is when people come up to me, strangers and friends and ask if I have been juicing, and I'm natural still! What a complement! Well I guess as of a few days ago I'm not natural anymore


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jdismukes

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posted September 13, 2000 12:10 PM

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Yeah, I'm starting to get a lot of that,"You must be on something", My doctor ask me, I got asked 5 minutes ago why do bodybuilders use steriods, its really getting to be nuts. And if I did expain the reasons why someone whould use gear, it goes right over their heads, Doctors are some of the most ignorant people when it comes to performance enhancers.


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blkLotus

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posted September 13, 2000 12:13 PM

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Its so funny the way the world works... Before i took the journey to the dark side i wanted more than anything for people to think i was on juice... Now that i am on, i cant stand it if people know... I guess i just can not win !

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WILDONE

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posted September 13, 2000 12:14 PM

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[QUOTE]Originally posted by TATOO:
[B] THEN THERES THE GUY WHO KNOWS YOU ARE ON BUT DOESNT HAVE THE BALLS TO ASK YOU. I CAN HANDLE THIS ONE AS WELL.


if the guy knows that you are ON why should he ask? and why would it take BALLS to ask that?

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TATOO

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posted September 13, 2000 12:22 PM

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THE BRO I WAS TALKING ABOUT USES TOO. SO IM SURE HE KNOWS THE SIGNS OF A FELLOW GEARHEAD. I DONT THINK HES COMFORTABLE DISCUSSING THE SUBJECT WITH SOMEONE HE HARDLY KNOWS. AND TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION CONCERNING "BALLS", ITS A FIGURE OF SPEECH. SMART ASS. TATOO

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@LRG

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posted September 13, 2000 12:38 PM

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c'mon fellas you know doctors cant be wrong when it comes to medicine, so instead of educating themselves and putting something they dont know about to good use--they tell us that it causes cancer just b/c and it will kill us-----the same people we trust to take care of our loved ones in illness, scary thing id say!

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Dread Lord Good Guy

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posted September 13, 2000 01:25 PM

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D-bol,,,, yum

Try and hook the Dr. with some D-bol so he can figure out whats up
ha, probley wont work


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Bjaarki

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posted September 13, 2000 03:27 PM

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I've not yet used gear, but I too have had one or two people ask me "What do you use," obviously fishing around for something. And I'm not very big. 6-feet even, 194. I don't tell people anything, not the creatine I use, the ECA, nothing. It's not going to be hard for me to feel uncomfortable, like BlkLotus does now, when I finally do go over to the "dark side," as he puts it. On the other hand, the best thing I ever heard was when one of the guys at my gym who probably does use gear said to me "Your back's gettin' thick, man." I've been working back hard one day a week, and that really made my day, especially coming from a guy with lats like a fuckin' manta ray or something. Another time a guy asked me "Did you always have big arms?" Scuse me? Didn't know I have big arms now, and I really don't, maybe 16-1/2 on a good day. That's small to you guys, I know, but considering I was at 12-1/2 inches just 4 years (and 50 lbs LBM) ago, and that I'm an old guy who trains naturally and doesn't have the normal hormonal horsepower anymore of you younger guys, I think I'm doing okay.

BTW, I really agree with @LRG (Finally, I agree with @LRG about something!) about the medical profession and their useless attitude toward gear. I think that might change with new developments in hormone replacement therapy (read: GEAR), but, so far, most docs don't know shit about anything having to do with BB - not about lifting, diet, much less about gear. I'm kind of waiting until I hook up with a good doc to get into this, since I can't risk my career by doing something stupid, but, let me tell you, it's been a long wait.

Anyway, a couple of thoughts. Be well, and lift heavy, brothers.

Bjaarki

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horakeelsnevash

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posted September 13, 2000 10:11 PM

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I think that a lot of the fascination with guys and gals using juice comes from the media. They report it the same way they report shark attacks and lightning strikes. I also think some users bring all the attention on themselves. If you get some asshole using juice he is going to become a muscular asshole,he is not going to change. It is the guys who stink,spit,swear,yell and smash shit around that get labled juice monkeys and roid freaks and frankly that behavior is fucking embarrassing.If you and partner train hard and heavy but wear clean decent clothes that cover you up and are nice to people by saying hi and sharing and cleaning the equipment like everyone else,people are going to label you as a nice guy who might use steroids. If you are muscular and look like you know what you are doing it is only natural people will ask for advice.Instead of saying"read a fucking book" maybe say that at the end of your workout you might have a minute to answer a question or two. If they ask what you are on or about steroids give them the standard answer of creatine and protein but explain that it takes dedication and effort not just powders and pills.Most people will leave it at that and evryone thinks you are a good guy not some micro-dick overcompensating needle in the ass wannabe. We are trying to bring some legitimacy to our game and we need to get rid of all those assholes that give us a bad name. Thats my opinion.


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Zeke_B

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posted September 13, 2000 10:25 PM

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Laypeople are so freakin' ignorant. If one more person asks me what exercise will make just their arms big, I think I'll scream. I hate when people say, "When I go to the gym, I just do this or that cause I don't want to get too big." When I'm bustin my ass almost every day, the whole concept of accidently getting too big is pretty damned funny.

I HATE dudes chasin tail at the gym because I'm married and I go to the gym to work and their idiocy is a distraction. If I was single, though, I would do the same damned thing.

zeke_b


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finallygotlayed

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posted September 13, 2000 11:06 PM

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I've gotten the roid thing before, not from any users, obviously. But from my friends, that actually makes me a bit scared to take the plunge. cause if they think I'm on now, they're gonna know it when I really am. And I wear a lot of the same clothes as I did when I was 215, I'm 230 now, they're tight. I do wear these clothes on purpose though, I look good. Later

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bb4424

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posted September 14, 2000 12:06 AM

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I am natural, always will be....nothing synthetic on me...now, my girlfriend cannot claim she is natural...haha


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Natural Wonder

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posted September 14, 2000 12:30 AM

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I like this one:
My roommate was swole as hell 5'7 205lbs about 3mo. And when we'd go out to bars or something some dude would come out like this:
-So, you work out?
-No, never touched a dumbbell? (beeing a smart ass)
What the FUCK can't you tell that 1st there's no way this boy could ever be natural and second. Fuck yeah he's lifting!


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