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ajc1977

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posted September 01, 2000 01:27 PM

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This guy at my gym just finished his first cycle (200mg test/200mg deca per week)- He came to yours truly for advice (which he didn't follow close enough as you'll sooon see)

Heres the story...

This guy was trying so hard to get with this girl that works at the gym, that he actually told her about some of the other girls that work there that I've been with, and that me and my group of bros were a bunch of womanizers, players, etc.

Well, she ended up telling me what he said. So anyways, he takes her out last Saturday. Remember, he has been trying to get with her for about four months, and he finally gets her into his bedroom...One thing led to another and all his efforts (telling her some of my dirty little secrets included) were about to pay off... Well things didn't quite work out...The little General didn't want to stand at attention. She got so pissed that she almost cried.

So then he decides to quit taking his clomid that I told him to take, thinking it must be the clomid...A week goes by and he still can't get it up! So he went to the doctor and the doctor ends up giving him a shot of test, thinking that would help get the test levels back to normal.

And his biggest mistake of all...He told all this to my training partner.

I can't wait to see him talking to her up at the gym ... I'm gonna have to say "How's it hangin buddy?"


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Natural Wonder

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posted September 01, 2000 01:30 PM

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THAT'S CUTE


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jdismukes

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posted September 01, 2000 01:32 PM

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Is the guy impotent? That is some funny shit, I don't think that little bit of gear had anything to do with it, I have used 3 times that amount and it had the opposite effect on me. He must have been drinking.


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ajc1977

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posted September 01, 2000 01:34 PM

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Whatever caused it, I think it's hilarious...It couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.


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HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex

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posted September 01, 2000 01:39 PM

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Yeah,it's amazing the lengths that some bros go to to get a piece of tail.One word:KARMA.Homeboy was payed in full for being a douche-bag.Hilarious.


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ajc1977

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posted September 01, 2000 02:55 PM

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It's Karma no doubt...He told her about all the guy things me and the guys do and then after all those months of work he can't get it up!!!!


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Maverik

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posted September 01, 2000 03:26 PM

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Man, what a dumbf*ck. I hate little rats and backstabbers. Worthless human beings.


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animal B

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posted September 01, 2000 03:29 PM

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my guy is ready willing and able without clomid...maybe its the proviron


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ajc1977

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posted September 01, 2000 03:32 PM

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Yep. Mark my word- I'm gonna end up stepping up to the plate to take care of business for him.


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E2

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posted September 01, 2000 03:39 PM

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Hahahahaah tha'ts some funny shit, time for you to take that girl out i think.


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ajc1977

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posted September 01, 2000 03:39 PM

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Funny thing is, I came off at the same time he did and I did quite a bit more than he did...I took my clomid and haven't had any trouble.


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cantgetlayed

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posted September 01, 2000 03:46 PM

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funny, really funny lmao

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bgriff

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posted September 01, 2000 07:24 PM

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BWHAHAHAH I like it!! KARMA!!

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Jay Z

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posted September 01, 2000 08:08 PM

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damn, can you imagine being that guy? i'd be so ashamed i wouldn't wanna see that girl again.

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spaceghost

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posted September 01, 2000 08:51 PM

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soldier is always at atention even when the wind blows......LOL


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Pharm Animal

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posted September 01, 2000 09:24 PM

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i guess his night out was a big flop...LOL


sorry guys, couldn't resist

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Monster

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posted September 01, 2000 10:36 PM

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Player-Hating should be considered a crime! He's lucky a limp dick is ALL he got! If you elect me for president this year, I will make player-hating a federal offense!


"Monster For President!"


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