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Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 877 |
Ya'll getta vote this time. Who on here is the: -Funniest -Dirtiest -Most Annyoing -Most Creative and Original -Worst With Grammar -Most Likely to End Up A Fatass -Most likely to be best in the Bedroom
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Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 685 |
Funniest = Thick Dog Most creative= Ranger Most Likely to be best in the bedroom= superdave. ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 877 |
Hahahaha OK. MOST LIKELY TO BE BEST IN THE BEDROOM APPLIES TO SOMEONE OF THE OPPOSITE SEX ONLY!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Pro Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 323 |
THICKDOG AND MOEDANK -FUNNIEST BLACHUSE-HOTTEST SAILORGIRL-HORNEST KAISERSOSAY-BEST LOOKING DIRK DIGGLER-NASTIEST(HE DID EAT OUT THE HOOKER)HAHAHA [This message has been edited by Kaisersosay (edited August 25, 2000).] ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 158 |
funniest....havoc, TD and moedank thats all i keep track of ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 877 |
I GUESS I BETTER VOTE ON MY OWN THREAD: FUNNIEST: THICK DOG, MOE, MAYBE A FEW OTHERS MOST LIKELY TO END UP A FATASS: THE STEEL BEAST, IT'S LIKE THAT GAY BASHER THING. STEEL BEAST IS LIKE A 'CLOSET FAT GIRL' BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! MOST LIKELY TO BE BEST IN THE BEDROOM: MILLGIRL OF COURSE YOU FEWLS!!! HOTTEST: FITNESS CHICK BY FUCKING FAR!!! ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 82 |
What's this? There is a "worst with grammar" category but not a "best with grammar" category? A newbie like me will never win with those categories. How about making a "best with grammar" category just for me? =) (Worth a shot...) -Warik ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 946 |
Theron takes the cake for anoying tied with mark wallace. What happened to MILK_MAN? ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 66 |
Can someone PLEASE put up a link to a picture of Fitness Chick? I STILL haven't seen it. I found her original post (from the search engine) off the women's board where she first posted her pic, but the picture isn't linked anymore. ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Freak ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 1637 |
Most Muscular: The Canadian Oak Most likely to f an animal: mee era Thick dog and havoc tag team! Most Insperational Ranger MIA Mod: Macattack (Macro) Longest Shlong: Slopain Slopain ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 961 |
Most Funniest- TD, Special Bill, Moe and Slopain Most Annoying-anyone who disagrees with me which is all the time. Most Inspirtional-Ranger's poems are great. Most Jacked-Me Most likely in bed-Sailor girl or Lisa the S. Nasty- Pizza Man Best with grammar-Rotten can write some ridiculous shit and Special Bill as well. Most Pro Marijauna-Moe, TD, Dub Sack and myself. Most likely to be the next Hugh Hefner-me Worst with Grammar-too many to list. Favorites on the Board- Everyone is the shit. By the way Frackal, excellent post. ------------------ "Indica Strains are a Blessing" ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Freak ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 1999 |
Funniest- Slopain, Havoc, Moe..eveyone has their moments. Dirtiest- Rotten, Sky, SLickAssBiatch, Most dedicated to training and diet- Flex, Show, Havoc Most likely to have the Rock's foot shoved up his candy ass- Show Most likely to be the first person to OD on marijuana- Havoc Most likely to fuck a dead duck-billed platypus- Pizza Man Most likely to get fucked by a dead duck-billed platypus- Theron, Bruman's or whatever the fuck he is. Most likely to be sacrificed by a Amazonian Indian tribe as a virgin- Mr. Muscle Most likely to be giving a Blowjob as we speak- Sailor girl or Theron ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Pro Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 586 |
OK, the real list Funniest - havoc and thick dog (not funny haha, funny queer. As far as females, Slickassbiatch cracks me up with all the shit she gets into Dirtiest - Pretty much anyone on chat anymore Most Annoying - Luvs2juice (but he cracks me up at the same time) Most creative and original - Skydancer (You guys need to ask her to write you a story, damn) Worst with grammar - Once again, most of us on the Elite board Most likely to end up a fatass (all you cronic smokin muthas, with all your munchies) Most likely to be best in the bedroom - My socks (cause they have the most experience) Most like family - All of you guys, cause we all talk more then most real families do, and your always there when someone needs you ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 851 |
There is no way I could vote for anyone because you all have your moments of being hysterical, creative, dirty, etc etc etc. I think all of you gals and guys are fabulous! ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 1035 |
[email protected] usual. This motherfucker is crazy as hell!! ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 242 |
I agree wit you Sky, although i gotta say Horniest: Thick Dog Talks the most smack about gettin his groove on : Thick Dog Gets the most LLammas: Three way tie! Havoc, Thick Dog and Rotten Most entertaining stories: Havoc and Rotten Most missed: Dlady. yeah you guys forgot, she will be back. ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 877 |
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Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 121 |
Funniest-Thick Dog, Havoc Dirtiest-you're all pigs! Most Annoying (but fun)-MM Most class-Flex Most attractive and fuckable-Havoc Sexiest and most respected-BikiniMom ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Pro Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 586 |
OK, its official havoc and Lisa the strong are the smae person. <j/k> ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Pro Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 567 |
most euphemisms for banging= thick dog sexiest=skydancer (ask rotten) most frustrated sexually=mr. muscle (let's get this boy laid) most inspiring=gotta say havoc, anybody who overhead presses 315 without horse adrenaline is doing something right most likely to have an airbrushed tag with the word "swinger", a largemouth bass, and a confederate battle flag on it=like i gotta say it most likely to cap somebody=cleaner most likely to still have a mullet=checkmate most likely to still breakdance=slopain most likely to hate chicken=frackal best dressed=probably johnnyO weirdest job=romeo (NY garbage man, you must see some crazy shit in the trash) to anybody else i missed, just imagine the work we would get done if this board didn't exist...god forbid!... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 851 |
Why special bill...aren't you just the sweetest thang.... ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 1063 |
hey bill if you only knew ....weird let me tell you how much i am envyed for having my job....ha ha ...everyone wants my job..
next to enter the world of the elite bodied =moe dank and romeo best newbie sex fiend=sailor girl biggest cock=definitly not romeo----but according to all of you guys ..everyone of you most loved by romeo=all my brothers and sistas on this board
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Moderator ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 414 |
awwww.... it's feels good to know we're loved by romeo... <sniffle> ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Cool Novice ![]() ![]() Posts: 45 |
I'm new here so I don't feel I have the right to vote (plus I'm not 18 yet, lol!) But much love to all of ya! I LOVE THIS PLACE.......even those of you that call me a slut....it's all in good fun....eh? ------------------ -Did I mention i've been called a sex freak? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 770 |
In no order - what so ever. This board is a Class all it own! ryry - for being level headed with solid advice. Thanks [This message has been edited by Cleaner (edited August 25, 2000).] [This message has been edited by Cleaner (edited August 28, 2000).] ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 1035 |
Cleaner: Best Memory! ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 1013 |
HAHAHA This is some funny shit!!! ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 871 |
Cleaner, I'm here!!!!!! ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Freak ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 1637 |
lol! @ Special_Bill! Slopain ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 961 |
LOL @ all this, this is too damn funny, Cleaner,nice memory. ------------------ "Indica Strains are a Blessing" ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 770 |
BK1 - I know yuor here you just don't post as much as you use to. Ok - you guys now know why I'm so good at what I do. OSHA/EPA guys just get pist off because I know the regs better than they do. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 877 |
BUMP- Where the fuck are you Steel Beast you pussy? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 871 |
Ok, I figured it was time for me to pitch in here: The Steel Beast...Most Likely to Serve Life in prison for the genocide of obese people Romeo...Most likely to end up in my bed at the end of the night...hehehhe BikiniMom...Most likely to kick the piss out of everyone shes competing against! ThickDog...Most likely to become a comedian! PizzaMan...Most lik;ely to ne;ver learn how to use a key;board; DLady...Most Likely to have a New Man next time she signs on...LOL (j/k) HDarling...Hottest Overall...LMFAO Mr Muscle...Most Spare time to Surf the net award... Theron, Brumans...The most Likely to Kill themself due to lack of social acceptance award... Dirk Diggler...Most likely to be a carrier of a sexually transmitted disease... Havoc, Moe Dank...Most Likely to carry serious amounts of THC in their bloodstream... MattTheSkywalker, Macro, TexasGuns...Most likely to disappear after achieving mod status...(j/k guys I know you're busy!!) Luvs2Juice...Jackass of the year award! hmmmmm i'll be back if i think of any more ------------------ [This message has been edited by blackhaus1 (edited August 29, 2000).] ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Pro Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 535 |
Why must you have brought up that she/he Black, why? Oh the humanity of it all!! Theses award threads sure are funny as hell though ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Novice ![]() Posts: 7 |
I know for a god damn fact im the prettiest mother fucker on the board and the best in bed. Its what I do for a living. ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 770 |
Sorry Checkmate - I've got to bump you for "TheOneYouEnvy". He's a myth in his own mind. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 877 |
Looks like our newest colorful personality has arrived. [This message has been edited by Frackal (edited August 27, 2000).] ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 211 |
im saying slopain for funniest c'mon bro u said im most muscular bahhhhhhhawww thats crazyness ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 877 |
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Administrator ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 499 |
Great thread -- I'm going to move it around a bit. First stop the Anabolic Board! ------------------ George George Spellwin
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Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 1255 |
glad to see I was finally left out of something ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 891 |
to all the chat room regulars they get the disfunctional, crazy, and funny ass mofo's award... just like me ![]() ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 285 |
ripped to shreads2 definitely gets the worst spelling award. ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 721 |
Normally I wouldnt contirbute to this type of thread, however I didnt quite understand the "posing for gay teen magazine" anecdote offered in "Cleaners" post. Perhaps you could uhh, enlighten me on where the hell you got that from? ------------------ [This message has been edited by Twisted_Steel (edited August 28, 2000).] ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 1114 |
Yeah what is that bullshit, and TheOneYouEnvy -that's some funny shit. ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 877 |
Guess this one ain't gonna fly on here.. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 833 |
The funniest bro I have seen on this board is ASSFACE!!!!! Wonder where he is..... ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 770 |
Sorry - Twisted, thought that you were the guy asking about artfullminds! And wether or not to be a model. If it wasn't you sorry - I cleaned the post. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 266 |
Moe Dand and TD- canabis legalization supporters DecaMan-Nandrolone enthusiast 2Thick-Anti-Androgen Activist Ranger-World's Strongest Poet, also te scariest bsJohnson-Portapoty Bullshitter W.C.P-Who Chicks Play with Collumboweiser-has a poster of franco columbo next to his beer wall(come on I know all you guys had a beer wall in high school) I had a ton more two weeks ago, but I forgot them sorry, i'll post em if i think of em ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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