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Author | Topic: My family is starting to ask if i am juiceing what do I do? | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 107 |
Today I had my family come up for my birthday party and the first thing out of my brothers mouth was, are you on steroids? I just played it off but it is starting to be a problem. I have gained about 45-55 pounds within the last 5-6 months so it is very obvious that I am on the sause. ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 946 |
put all the sups. out and praise the shit. ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Cool Novice ![]() ![]() Posts: 22 |
Tell them your are on Muscle Tech and BioTest Products because " YOU CAN GAIN 50 LBS IN WEEK" LOL!
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Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 741 |
If you ahve increased 45-50 lbs to where 90% of that is lean muscle mass, then your a motherfucking freak of nature. Then your just screwed and might aswell say your on the sauce. If its a combination of fat and muscle, point that out to them. Inform them of your expert training, and PRAISE THE WONDERS OF CREATINE/ANDRO/GLUTAMINE/PHOSPHAGAIN, you get the idea. ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Cool Novice ![]() ![]() Posts: 26 |
4 Things: 1. LIE 2. LIE 3. LIE then 4. DENY LMAO ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 107 |
Its about 80%lean muscle 20%fat and water. ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Cool Novice ![]() ![]() Posts: 22 |
Bust out all your Supplements And intentionally use it right in front of them like creatine, andro, zma, glutamine ect.... and say "Wow i still cant believe this, MuscleTech Products kick ass, they say it can compare to Steroids! can u believe that!!" LOL ----------- ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Pro Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 556 |
Happy Birthday. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 107 |
thanks bro ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Pro Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 429 |
i used to say to my family "if this is all steroids can give me i wouldnt even other". it worked everytime.... s()(..)/''..)e/''k ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 107 |
lol ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Cool Novice ![]() ![]() Posts: 13 |
Well let's just say you have thyroid problem but it's been fixed now with your doctor...forget that, not a good idea Happy birthday anyway... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 107 |
lol ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 118 |
Bouncer, first off Happy B-day. Second, more than likely your family is not "in touch with the underground" of steroid use, so buy a shitload of the cheepest "andro crap" and keep empty bottles along with always having tons of empty protein tubs around and promote the legal supplement that everyone and their brother knows Mark McGuire took. That they might be able to relate to. But honestly, damn that's a ton of weight in not that long of time. Good Luck ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 107 |
thanks bro ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Novice ![]() Posts: 8 |
I used to get the 'are you on steroids' think from my parents when i was younger when i wasn't! heh. 'are you on drugs kid...' ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Cool Novice ![]() ![]() Posts: 13 |
Happy Birthday. Though it's uneccessary for me to add another post about buying supplements, I still think it's the best idea. Though you can admit it to them, but I don't know if they might freak out. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 107 |
thanks guys ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Pro Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 363 |
i have a feeling this same thing is about to happen to me. my dad is always talking about how big my neck and shoulders are getting. ppl at work have already started asking me about roids.. i just tell em im taking alot of creatine and drinking 5-6 protein shakes a day. they believe me. most ppl are ignorant about steroids, so they believe that supplement BS. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Pro Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 319 |
tell them you havent humped in a while and the weight is from your ball sack loading up with jizz.....j/k bro my family asked the same thing and i ran off some shit about a weight gaining diet and all the creatine and protien i was eating ..they sucked it all up. ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 118 |
People will believe all the supplelement B.S. Hell, most of us did at one time or another very early in our pursuit to get ripped and huge. Even if we fully didn't believe it we at least tried the fake crap and realized it did nothing, but they don't know that. So Bouncer great gains with your ANDRO! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 107 |
thanks guys ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Cool Novice ![]() ![]() Posts: 22 |
Happy birthday, Make something up most likley they will believe you. ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 50 |
First happy B-day. Second, although it won't help you in the short-term, move. I always seem to keep a minimum of 1K miles between myself and my family, works well! Later, ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 769 |
Happy B.D. If you want you can lie about (for best), but what if you are going to gain another 20 pounds ? ------------------ Don't look back, life is too short ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Pro Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 442 |
first off let me join in of the happy b-day wishes. second, if you've grown up in a family like me, they supp lines won't work. of the six people in my family 4 of us work out and have for many years. so when i first started getting noticeable bigger they knew right away. so (like a dumb ass) i told them about all the supps and they knew i was full of shit. they have tryied every one that i mentioned. so i told them that it must be genetics, but that too didn't work. so in the end i just told them. and to my surprise they are really cool with it. well not my sister. she gets on me everytime i get upset with something telling me "oh no, he's gonna go into a rage" i tell her to read up on the subject and to read more than what the media prints. so if your family is into working out they will prbly see right through you supp excuse. if that's the case, i just hope they are cool with it and support you. but none of us would ever let the parents in on that. no matter how old you get, you have to keep mom and dad happy. one thing you can try that works from some people. tell them you only did one cycle and ran it with some gh. tell them you ran the gh because the gains are permeant. if they don't belive you tell them how much it costs. then they will for sure. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Pro Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 419 |
Hey Bouncer, happy bd !! I would say fuck em.. no matter what you say, they have already made up their minds. Be honest with the ones your realy care about. they will understand how much this means to you and they know the effort you put in this.. The others will never understand.. so why try ?? Dutch ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 693 |
happy b day and i say be honnest, my family knows, last year when i was 235 pounds at 5 10 my mom and my grand mother would make fun of mine arms telling me that they along with my rest of the body looked discusting specialy all the weins but they were just teasing, and my mom sometimes makes coments how i should be carefull with "hormons". the most funiest thing i ewer did i had few of mine friends to come ower my parents house when i was staing there to check out mi arsenal of some euro godies, here they were sitting onthe couch in the same room as mi parents and my grams and my cousins were sitting watching tv and i was pissed at one of them so i decided to make them real unconfortable so i pulled down my pants whipped out a dart loaded with sust and shoot myself in the quads , but while i was doing this i was giving them instructions on how to do it,right in front of eweryone they were so inberest(my friends my family just shooked theyr head) that they newer wanted to come there again lol so next year if someone asks just try that lol i know some of you are probably going what the fuck is wrong with him. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 187 |
Hey happy bday but I say it's best to be open and let them know you are doing it the right way hell when I told my wife she was set back but then she said your going to anyway huh and I also told my Doc about my next cycle and he will give me all the blood work I want. Oh yea he also said I was mad but he still took my $$$$$$ LOL ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 115 |
Take their ass to the gym, show them your workout and say you think I would be doing this shit if I could get it out of a damn syringe? Bro - you KNOW it's good. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Cool Novice ![]() ![]() Posts: 30 |
hey bro can I get on the same cycle that your on LOL what was it 1000mg A-bombs a day just kiding Happy Birthday first of all and second lie to them thats what they want to hear. if you tell them the truth the are ignorant to how steriods work and they might think all that bad propoganda crap about it. I agree with most every one else and just point to the suppliments "cretine, andro etc it will work! what ever you do dont pull down your shorts and stick a syringe in your ass in front of them they will think that you have lost your freeken mind LOL awsome gains and good luck! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Pro Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 388 |
Happy B-Day BRo! I would just tell them. I had the same questions for awhile in my family and finally I just sat down with them and explained what and why I take them. The more calm and educated you speak about the gear and its pros & cons the more acceptance you'll get. I really pointed out how the media always prints the negatives and thats why they think its so bad. Also, get some literature on the safe medical use that can prove it can be used if used responsibly. It just feels a whole lot better not having to always cover up. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 73 |
Happy B-Day man! Here's something from my own experience. When I first started using roids intelligently my weight went up from 180lbs up to 225 in 4 months, so much like you I had a lot of inquisitive peoples asking me if I was on juice (in fact I had at least 2 peoples everyday asking me). Of course I always denied it and passed it off as fat gain/supplement overloading and most peoples accepted it. Why? Because 90% of the peoples either don't really care if you use roids or not, they just wanted to make themselves interesting or pass some vile jalousy ... some others already have their fixed idea so even if you WERE NOT on juice they would still think that you are. The other 10% of so, those who do care to know if you use or not (most of the time it's either close friends, family or a coaching staff) are easily fooled by a little white lie. Why? Because most of these peoples would rather believe your story than accept that you are on roids. I usually gain a lot of size while on a cycle but because of the type of gear I use I do lost some weight afterward (mostly water) so my weight often fluctuate 20lbs either way in any given 2 months period so obviously that makes peoples suspicious. A thing I found that helps a lot is to whine about how you are gaining too much weight ... that you feel that you are getting too big. Invariably peoples will tell you to back off from your training, tell them that you like it so you can't stop ... however you seem to gain too much when you are training. Peoples will not see you as a roid user because they associate roid users with peoples who are nver satisfied with their mass... if you complain that you are getting TOO muscular they will think that you are a gifted guy who doesn't like his gift too much! Of course the blame it on supps bit work well too, although it can get old real quick. Claiming that you are using diet x/program z that sounds too extremist for anybody to try to be a good white lie too... make it sound like you are training like almost no human being could and eat a diet that most peoples would frown upon. That's the trick muscle mags from the 70s-80s used to hide the increasingly high use of AS by top bodybuilders. They would simply explain how much work bodybuilder Z would do and how much food he ate ... both pushed to the limits of absurdity. Peoples would look at the routines and thing "I understand why he's so big ... look at all the work he does". Finally the secret to a good lie is details! By including little insignificant details you paint a much more realistic portrait. In your mind the story behind the lie must be more real than the truth! To quote George Costanza in Seinfeld: "It's not a lie if you believe in it" ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Cool Novice ![]() ![]() Posts: 33 |
Bro, Im with Buff there..! Family dont wanna think your on A/S My gains are from Mega Mass 4000 and creatine Gabba and all of those other suppliments i take. And it does say that you can gain 15 to 30lbs in six weeks...! He He He...! so it should fit in with your cycle's also i appear to eat well also not drinking any alcahol makes people believe me even more as they can see im working really hard at it also im down the gym all the time so the believe that all this hard work is rewarding me with gains which is true but i do get a little help from A/S Its not a lie is just a slight distortion as you DO train Hard and EAT hard so you are rewarded. One of my friends asked me if i was useing A/S I say no..! and tell them to try my routeen for 4 months and most cant stick at it..! for more than 2 weeks as they like there beer and pub and girls to much so they relize that my gains are hard earnt which they are just throw it to them..! ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 109 |
1. say its 50% muscles 50 % lean frensh fries 2. its the wonder drug called cell tech !! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 237 |
my dad was on me about juice a while back adn i kept denying it because im 16 and havent done it yet,finally one day i whiped my pants down and said if you can find scare tissue ill admitt to being on gear,he is now satisfied im not on ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Pro Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 325 |
just tell them you're using that electronic-impulse machine....i heard you could gain anywhere from 70-120lbs in about 5-6 months....30day money back guarentee too!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Novice ![]() Posts: 8 |
Hey HARDBALL2, how many buckets of ice cream do they ship those things with ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 1165 |
Just pick a product and swear by how great it is. Act enthusiastic enough about it and they will probably believe you but maybe not. That's your best bet though. Man, I sure wish I could put on 50 lbs in the next 6 months. That would be great! ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 146 |
bouncer you dont live with you rents so i suppose you are atleast 21 years old. they cont really tell you shit anymore unless he is supporting you. tell him that you have done a lot of research and that you have taken a little. tell him you wont get into anything that will hurt you so you know what you are doing. thats what i did and i live with mine. be honest. or just keep lying about it bro.
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Cool Novice ![]() ![]() Posts: 30 |
Tell them 3-4 protien shakes a day does the body good and don't forget the creatine. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 63 |
It really depends on their education level and what they "want" to believe. I told people (and still do when asked) that after my competetions I am so hungry that my weight normally will shoot up way past my prior heaviest weight. They all know I eat like a horse most of the time so most of them buy into it. If you are dealing with "educated" family who train and know about AS then you might as well be honest or else you run the risk of destroying their confidence in you altogether. I wouldn't "offer" any info that I was not specifically asked for. If they are naive about it I personally would not attempt to give them an education. The less they know the better off all of you are. Hopefully, your gear is stowed in such a place as to never be found because if they ever find it then you really have a major issue to deal with. Good luck. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 634 |
I say tell em the truth. You can sit them down and explain what you taking, what it does, and what the sideeffects/risks/payoffs are. Thats what I did. Caught some shit a first, but now I can look them in the eye knowing I told the truth. ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Elite Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 1404 |
Happy birthday bro.... my family has asked me several times...I just get like a pissed look on my face, and say something like the fact that I go to the gym relgiously, and eat right and bust my ass, and they have the balls to ask me if I juice...usually it shut them up and they drop it....sometime I throw in to the effect if they worked out at all, then they wouldn't ahve to ask that question.... big-guy ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 189 |
I let them see how much I eat and how strict my diet is. I make protien drinks in front of them and talk about the benefits of creatine. My Dad has asked "what supplements are you taking?" Be cool bro. ghans ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 52 |
Andro can do amazing things now days!!!!!! I'm sure they'll beleive you ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Amateur Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() Posts: 69 |
dont get too big u might blow up ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Pro Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 494 |
It's Weider's Crash weight gaining formula! Bwaaaaaaaahhhhaaaaaaahhhhhaaaaa!!!!! ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() | ||
Pro Bodybuilder ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 318 |
This one got a lot of responses for a simple solution. Whip down your pants (assuming you are on clomid) and say (as you point to your balls) "Would I have these if I was on steroids?!" ------------------ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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