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Elite Bodybuilder 
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I can't stand and piss any more because the little walls the put around the urinals are too close together. Or is it that I am too wide? (na, not wide enough) Or for example when you gotta take a dump, I have to use the handicap stall because it is the only one with enough room in it. The "standard" ones are such a tight fit I am not sure I can get out if I do mangage to get in. I think we need a petition to congress to make it a law that all public restrooms use handicap stalls so that the bodybuilders can crap in comfort. chesty ------------------     | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 849 |
You could always sneak in and use the handicapped ones meant for wheelchairs. Plenty of room in those. ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder 
Posts: 464 |
Chesty, God love ya. Why are you posting this here? Are you squeamish about the replies you'll get on that chat board? LOL [This message has been edited by ulter (edited August 23, 2000).] | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1007 |
That is what I do! ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1007 |
Well, it has to do with bodybuilding and it is a problem we large ones face daily. Besides if I posted this over there on the chat board, I am liable to get some thoughts and ideas that I just don't want to have enter my mind... chesty ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 492 |
i got the same problem, i hawe to use the handicap stals too cause normal toilets are too narow and low | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 230 |
Are you guys serious, or just jiving? I just went and measured the width of a stall down the hall from me, probably pretty standard in width. Fucker was 35.5 inches across. What is it that don't fit? Your ass or your ego? Bjaarki ------------------ BECOME SOMEONE'S HERO! | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 464 |
Didn't anybody wonder what you were doing? | ||
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 23 |
i'd be stoked if i couldn't fit in a 3 foot stall. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1007 |
The ones here at work are about 1 inch wider than my shoulders when relaxed. Have you ever tried to sit on a toilet that is about 12 inches off the ground when you weigh 250 pounds. I like squatting but not 5 times a day! The stand up ones are the same width as my shoulders. chesty ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 492 |
where i work they are wery narow. lol you mesured thats funny | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 110 |
YOu have way to much time on your hands to go and measure it right now  | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 230 |
Too much time on my hands? Nah, I'm an empiricist, and I was on my way to the head anyway. Chesty's thread just struck me as funny, is all. BTW Chesty, if you are 34 inches across at the shoulders, you are one BIG DUDE. Think about it, bros. That's half as wide as you are tall! Bjaarki ------------------ BECOME SOMEONE'S HERO! | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 464 |
Yeah, if you're only 5'8" | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 23 |
has anybody ever got stuck in a handicap toilet--just wondering...if so, you are a monster. post some pics(not of the toilet scene. i don't even want to think about it) | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 766 |
ChestyII Enjoying your 250lbs are we? LOL | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1007 |
Just a little. I am gonna measure my stalls tomorrow and let you all know. I don't know how wide my shoulders are, but the girth is something like 58 inches. I think alot of are stalls are less than 30 inches. chesty ps | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 322 |
Fuck do you bro's know that how easy it is to catch shit like the cold, flu, and all the other shit just by sitting on the same toilet then someone who has one or many of these things. There is only one thing that is more dirty then a public toilet and that is money. they say if you don't clean your toilet for one month using it aleast 4 times daily and then licking your entire toilet that it is still cleaner then handling money, which do you perfer. money of course, but that is fucken grose. ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 1007 |
Your like that dude shitbrick from American Pie. When you dump 5 or more times a day, you can't run home everytime. Hell, I have been shitting publicly for 35 years and never once did I catch anything from a toilet. chesty ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 409 |
Damn yeah I hear ya bro !!! I hate those fucking tanning beds too !!! Can't close the damn thing all the way and then the outer part of my delts don't get tanned !!! | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 326 |
Heh heh, yeah... I agree with all of it! I have to open the tanning bed up to move around a little. Plus, I have to put my shoe (toe end up) between the top and bottom or else tthe side is laying on my delt. I learned that the hard way! Got a helluva burn on my delts and the rest of me was just tan. Actually I use the stand up mostly now. If I use the laydown, and keep my arms in enough to get them tan, I cover the side of my chest and side of my waist and they stay whit. The stand up doesnt offer much better room, but at least I can lift my arms up to get the bottoms tan... Dont get me started on toilets. The stall width OR the height of the toilet. After I shit, there is a shower of vulgarity as I try and lug 260lbs from damn near up off the floor to standing... sometimes my knees start to cramp up! Those handicapped ones are the best. They have that "shim" or whatever youd call it between the seat and bowl... paradise! I gotta get one for at home! Heres the REAL bitch... PAYPHONES!!! Those little privacy shields around them must be about 12 inches wide! Most of the time I just lean in and dial... there aint NO WAY Im fitting in there! |
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posted August 23, 2000 01:45 PM