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Pharm Animal

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 156
From:Honolulu, Hawaii
Registered: Aug 2000

posted August 19, 2000 03:42 PM

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Okay, forget you ever had a board that actually counted your posts <silly thing to keep track of anyhow>. How about a simple quiz? how about these:

You know you're a real bodybuilder when:

-you've used a port-a-potty on I-35 to inject your sust cause you were on a road trip and it was injection time

-you think reforvit is "yummy"

-your favorite meal once was something with tuna in it

-you turn down a date cause you have legs tomorrow

-puke bucket...nuff said

-you have actually thought about if you had gyno, how you would look in a bra <don't lie!>

-you have looked for a better buy on pro-tan

-you have two wardrobes... bulk-up and precontest

-your favorite lifting shoes have holes in the bottoms

-you've hit a blood vessel injecting, and re-injected no more than 30 seconds after the first attempt

-you feel that winny the pooh is not lifting intensely enough OR dieting properly

if you answered "yes" to any 2 of the above questions, you are completely competent and eligible to become a moderator....KIDDING!!! <no disrespect to the new mods! just yankin your chain a little!>

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Take care,
P.A.

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2Thick

Moderator

Posts: 3700
From:
Registered: Jun 2000

posted August 19, 2000 03:47 PM

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LOL..

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pauly

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 116
From:Detroit, Mi. (go Lions !)
Registered: Jun 2000

posted August 19, 2000 03:48 PM

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They come, they cum........then they leave.


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Decaman

Elite Bodybuilder

Posts: 1025
From:the BIG apple
Registered: Apr 2000

posted August 19, 2000 03:52 PM

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Funny shit, you look as bored as I am, saturday afternoon , 75 and bright blue skies and I am on the computer ,wtf.


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Pharm Animal

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 156
From:Honolulu, Hawaii
Registered: Aug 2000

posted August 19, 2000 03:57 PM

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damn right decaman...LOL

even worse, i live in hawaii....pathetic souls we are

PS....i even look at my own post to see what the bored people have to say about my post! oh, well i just got off work too, that might explain why i'm on my ASS! if those emoticons were still available i'd put the embarrassed one right here --> <--


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AnaBoliC MiniSteR

Cool Novice

Posts: 46
From:The AnaBoliC TemPle
Registered: Aug 2000

posted August 19, 2000 04:08 PM

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Well Decca Im in NYC also and getting ready for a Bachelor party we have a private bus leaving the Bronx area around 5 pm .. heheh jump on NJ gals await.....

peace

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chestyII

Elite Bodybuilder

Posts: 965
From:Phx,AZ
Registered: Feb 2000

posted August 19, 2000 04:11 PM

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At least I am at work!


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cowbell

Elite Bodybuilder

Posts: 606
From:
Registered: Apr 2000

posted August 19, 2000 06:18 PM

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good one bro!!!


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Lthrnk

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 141
From:USA
Registered: Jun 2000

posted August 19, 2000 06:52 PM

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Great post lmao

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Ice Man

Elite Bodybuilder

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posted August 19, 2000 07:31 PM

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LOL..... Great post!


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1AbBIG

Pro Bodybuilder

Posts: 358
From:USA
Registered: Jan 2000

posted August 19, 2000 07:36 PM

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nice post , enjoyed the chuckle..


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Androl

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 216
From:Canada
Registered: Jun 2000

posted August 19, 2000 08:39 PM

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LOL, Funny shit !


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bikinimom

Moderator

Posts: 551
From:La-La Land
Registered: Jun 2000

posted August 19, 2000 09:08 PM

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tee-hee Brotha Animal!


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Big Wiggs

Cool Novice

Posts: 33
From:Stuttgart, Germany
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posted August 19, 2000 09:18 PM

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Hahahahahahaha....


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bgriff

Elite Bodybuilder

Posts: 888
From:barnhart,mo,USA
Registered: Apr 2000

posted August 20, 2000 12:28 AM

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BWHAHHAHAHAH!!!!

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Luca Brasi

Pro Bodybuilder

Posts: 450
From:italy
Registered: Apr 2000

posted August 20, 2000 12:35 AM

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Nice post bro, that was some damn funny shit.


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Wesley PIPES

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 50
From:Regina.Sask.Canada
Registered: Jun 2000

posted August 20, 2000 02:50 AM

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hey bro,thanks for the laugh at one o clock in the morning......just off work and straight to the board!


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Yoda

Pro Bodybuilder

Posts: 408
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Registered: May 2000

posted August 20, 2000 03:35 AM

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Hey Decaman, I'll go you one better. Try 3:30am, 70 degrees and jet black sky and I'm on this computer, WTF!!!!! LOL!!!!!


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evissam

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 149
From:Northern AZ
Registered: Jul 2000

posted August 20, 2000 03:53 AM

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1am, 85 degrees w/ no AC. Wife waiting for me in the bedroom. I think she hates this board.


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evissam

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 149
From:Northern AZ
Registered: Jul 2000

posted August 20, 2000 03:53 AM

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Also packing to move tomorrow and the computer is the only thing still not in a box!


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td24

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 210
From:hot springs
Registered: May 2000

posted August 20, 2000 10:23 AM

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LOL


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HDFatboy98

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 51
From:Wisconsin
Registered: Jul 2000

posted August 20, 2000 01:22 PM

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LOL

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The greatest happiness is to crush your enemies and drive them before you.
To see his cities reduced to ashes.
To see those who love him shrouded in tears
And to gather to your bosom his wives and daughters.
Genghis Khan,1226


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The Bull

Cool Novice

Posts: 40
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Registered: Jul 2000

posted August 20, 2000 01:24 PM

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LMFAO>>>>>>>>> :-)

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duey

Cool Novice

Posts: 32
From:brandenburg
Registered: Mar 2000

posted August 20, 2000 01:27 PM

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funny shit man!!!


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THESAINT

Elite Bodybuilder

Posts: 977
From:CHICAGO,IL
Registered: Mar 2000

posted August 20, 2000 04:15 PM

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I agree Pharm Animal. These guys seem to be in a race to see who can get 1000 posts.
600 of their posts are "good one" "that's funny","keep it up" etc. If you don't have pertinent anabolic info, go to a chat room.


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big_guy1

Elite Bodybuilder

Posts: 1310
From:USA
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posted August 20, 2000 06:23 PM

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what if you answer yes to more most of them??? hehe

big-guy


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Vitaman

Elite Bodybuilder

Posts: 800
From:The Key Stone State
Registered: Apr 2000

posted August 20, 2000 06:59 PM

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LOL


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Vovan

Cool Novice

Posts: 49
From:Moscow, Russia
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posted August 21, 2000 04:00 AM

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LOL


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Bill Smith

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posted August 21, 2000 04:03 AM

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lol


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media

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 146
From:Belgrade, Yugoslavia
Registered: May 2000

posted August 21, 2000 05:09 AM

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Hey animal, thats good one! HaHaHa


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the full bull

Cool Novice

Posts: 31
From:u.s.
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posted August 21, 2000 12:45 PM

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i like the reinjecting 30 secs later .that ones funny


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eastarr

Amateur Bodybuilder

Posts: 273
From:Ohio
Registered: Jun 2000

posted August 21, 2000 04:58 PM

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Pretty good!!!!

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"Pain is weakness leaving the body>>>"


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Scanepchi

Cool Novice

Posts: 21
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posted August 21, 2000 06:41 PM

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LOL P.A.

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