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Pro Bodybuilder 
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-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- TO ALL NEWBIES AND VETERAN MORONS: THIS IS NOT TO FLAME YOU, BUT TO MAKE YOU MORE AWARE OF YOUR STUPIDITY AND KEEP YOU FROM MAKING AN ASS OF YOURSELF! 1) DO NOT POST ASKING FOR A GODDAMNED SOURCE!!!! Only a moron would ask this and expect a reputable source to answer. Get to know people on the board and you will get pointed in the right direction. If you make a stupid shit out of yourself, you'll NEVER get a source! 2) Before you order from a source, check these scammers lists to keep from gettin ANALY VIOLATED. Why the hell would you send your money to someone you don't trust? E-mail a mod, but don't sound like a brat and demand an answer. Elitefitness mods can KICK YOUR ASS, remember that! 2a)If you are a source....or a scammer, QUIT FUCKING POSTING on our board. We don't want your dogshit posts dirtying our quality message board. 2Thick knows where you live and will stab you with a syringe.
4a) For those newbies that are less mentally inclined, we suggest you never do steroids. If you can't learn how to use a fucking search engine, we don't trust you with a needle and testosterone. May we suggest finger painting as a new entertaining hobby. 5) These are a couple of things NOT to do on this board. DO NOT post a message asking for head! DO NOT list scammers on the board. If you do you better have a way to back it up or the source will put a cap in your ass! EMAIL A MONITOR FIRST, with the details! DO NOT ask STUPID questions! 6) Things to do on this board. DO READ, READ, READ! DO EMAIL a moderator when in doubt. You can find their email address on the top left hand corner. DO make friends here. DO enjoy this board. DO check out HEATHER DARLING's Website at http://www.heatherdarling.com. YOU WILL BECOME ADDICTED TO IT!! Everyone here will admit to that. I KNOW I WILL! Search for your question first or check out Heather's website before posting. There are 10,000+ posts on this board. Very possible your question about ball shrinkage has been answered already. DO Read a couple of pages of the board to get some knowledge of the board and on A.S.'s. 7)where to get syringes and how to inject yourself.. good information provided by 2Thick. (if you're going to stab yourself, do it right!) : http://www.angelfire.com/biz5/syringes 8) Last but not least: As long as you don't make a complete ass out of yourself within the first few days, welcome to ELITE FITNESS BOARD. It is the best you will find around, and it has the most knowledgeable people here. Don't bother about introducing yourself as long as you know what you're doing. There's so many fucking newbies we can't keep them straight so just go ahead and act like a non-newbie and make your MARK!!! ------ Lets try this again. Plates [This message has been edited by 45Plates (edited August 19, 2000).]     | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
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Sorry it came out so damm long, looked for a long time and couldn't find it so I cut and pasted it only the whole thing responses and all. Sorry BTW Couldn't find the original so I used the "Blunt and to the point" post. Plates
[This message has been edited by 45Plates (edited August 18, 2000).] | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder 
Posts: 1085 |
Go to the one on my website... http://profiles.elitefitness.com/newbiepost.html | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 602 |
Wow. Very hard to read bro. Good idea but I think we need to edit out a lot of the extra crap in there! Later, Green | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 888 |
Bump Lets keep it at the top!!! ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder 
Posts: 114 |
Bump. Whats a Newbie? I dont understand. lol!!! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 98 |
Bump | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 216 |
BUMP | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 805 |
Bump it up. ------------------ | ||
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Cool Novice 
Posts: 28 |
Bump. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 778 |
bump ------------------  | ||
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Moderator 
Posts: 3700 |
Bump ------------------ http://2thick.elitefitness.com | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 400 |
BUMP THIS MOFO !!!!!!!!!! | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 82 |
BRAVO!! ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 602 |
Looks much better!!!! Great post! Later, Green | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 395 |
Thanx green, to tired last nite to clean it up; did it this morning. BUMP Plates | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 348 |
bump ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 109 |
Just doing my civic duty to keep dumb ass posts off the board by bumping to the top  | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 501 |
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 293 |
I want to add an amendment to the newbie post: If you come on the board asking about a 200mg/8 week cycle of primo because you are worried about safety, you obviously have been brainwashed by the media and old-wives tales and need to re-think your priorities. The majority of us here have safety in mind with the dosages and drugs we suggest. You need to forget everything you have ever heard in the past such as "steroids make your dick shrink!!!" and re-educate yourself starting today on this board. After you have hung around for awhile and done your homework, only then ask a question like that. At least then you will understand WHY you are being flamed. | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 888 |
BUMP!! AGAIN!! ------------------ | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 149 |
I hate to bump, but this one deserves it. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 452 |
Always a good post to have at the top. BUMP! | ||
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Cool Novice
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Dude, couldn't get the scammers list to connect. I am really looking for this to compare a source by. Can you email it to me? Thanks, | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 98 |
Bump. | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 109 |
Bump again | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
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bump. ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 309 |
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Cool Novice
Posts: 37 |
good info.....but if anyone does wanna ask me the size of my cock ?? ah....ah?!? just a stupid newbie in an igloo. ------------------ | ||
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Novice 
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Bump this bad boy. | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 533 |
Bizump to the tizop!Ya hizeard? ------------------ | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 778 |
BUMP ------------------ | ||
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Pro Bodybuilder
Posts: 349 |
How many times are we going to see this? | ||
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Novice
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Regarding 2a: You should use this url instead: This simplenet-mirror is no longer Best Regards, | ||
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Elite Bodybuilder
Posts: 673 |
Bump. | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 33 |
bump | ||
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Moderator
Posts: 1562 |
BUMP it up!! ------------------ Ranger | ||
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Amateur Bodybuilder
Posts: 109 |
Bump | ||
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Cool Novice
Posts: 26 |
if 2thick stabs me with a needle......will he put steroids in it first.jk lol | ||
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Novice
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Bump to top ------------------ | ||
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Novice
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Keep it at #1......... |
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posted August 18, 2000 08:48 PM
JIM LAYHOE