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Johnny D-BoL
Amateur Bodybuilder
(Total posts: 8)
posted August 16, 2000 09:51 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Johnny D-BoL   Click Here to Email Johnny D-BoL     Edit/Delete Message
Well lets see .. I have done a cycle before but it was years ago ... around 8 years... and it was Sust.. I dont remeber if it effected me .. this way.. But ok .. I meet this hot Bitch ... a week ago .. she is fine and all that ... So she comes up .. from the city to stay over... And we get into things chowing on her like a pitbul on a raw piece of steak... then it comes time to fuck.. and My shit wont get hard.... TRUST ME Im trying ... She starts to wonder like WTF.. Are you Gay... so I throw her back down and continue to chow on her..... To make a long story short.. I had her cum 7 times through oral sex.. and I was praying that it would be enough to staisfy her.. but she wanted the real sex... And i couldnt .. Now I tell her that listen i was in a car accident .. and my back was acting up today so I popped 2 Celebrex (Mucle Relaxors) and that I guess it relaxed even my penis... And that I had to appologize.. Well I have attempted to call her for 4 days now no return calls .. SO i guess I loose this hot lady to the effects of this cycle....

Any input on this ..?? stats 27 5'11" 212 LBS.. on Decca and D-Bol and CLomid....

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CraZyWhiTe
Amateur Bodybuilder
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posted August 16, 2000 09:54 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for CraZyWhiTe   Click Here to Email CraZyWhiTe     Edit/Delete Message
Input yes Send her to mee.... AHahahahahh ..

No relax it has happened to me.. I take B-12 500mgs and pop Ginsing like candy if I know that night Ill be .. entetaining.. some lady...

Sorry to hear that bro.. but they are more fish in the sea...

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Curious
Pro Bodybuilder
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posted August 16, 2000 10:54 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Curious     Edit/Delete Message
I had a similar thing happen to me with a chick that I was working with once. We were at her house one night and luckily right before things got to the sex part we were interupted. Several weeks later I regained my "mojo" and we were in a similar situation. We didn't get interupted this time. She said I seemed much more gung-ho this time than last to get things rolling. I lied and told her that she made me nervous because I had never expected to be in that situation with her because she was very beautiful. That got me laid even harder...hahaha!

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gamer
Pro Bodybuilder
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posted August 16, 2000 10:58 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for gamer   Click Here to Email gamer     Edit/Delete Message
As far as I'm concerned if I use Deca for 10 weeks I might as well declare myself celibate as I couldn't get it up for Salma Hayek for the first month or so.

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LUVS2JUICE
Pro Bodybuilder
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posted August 17, 2000 12:56 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for LUVS2JUICE   Click Here to Email LUVS2JUICE     Edit/Delete Message
YOU GUYS ARE FREAKING ME OUT!!!! I HAD TO STOP MY CYCLE A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO IF YOU REMEMBER MY STUPID FEVER POSTS AND I COULDNT GET HARD FOR A WEEK!!! (THANK GOD I STALLED ALL MY BOOTY CALLS) WELL ITS BEEN WEEK 2 ON SUST AGAIN AND FINA AND BOY TONIGHT DID I FUCK LIKE AN ANIMAL, SHE WAS SCREAMIN SO HARD AND I MADE THIS BITCH BLEED LIKE SHE WAS A VIRGIN!! HAHAHAHAAH, ANYWAYS, WHEN I GET OFF MY CYCLE I WILL GIVE YOU MY SADLY STORIES HOW I COULDN'T FUCK CAUSE I KNOW IT WILL HAPPEN TO ME BECAUSE I HAD TROUBLE WITH MARIJUANA USE IN THE PAST!! LATER AND STAY HARD IF YOU CAN, OK I NEED VIAGRA!! EMAIL ME IF YOU KNOW WHERE I COULD GET, LATER

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ryry
Pro Bodybuilder
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posted August 17, 2000 01:24 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for ryry   Click Here to Email ryry     Edit/Delete Message

went on an eq only cycle w/o clomid. was that a mistake. went to a strip joint and this girl started giving me a hand job and i couldn't get it up for the life of me. now that was embarassing...

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Pup'nIrn
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posted August 17, 2000 09:24 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Pup'nIrn   Click Here to Email Pup'nIrn     Edit/Delete Message
did you guys have this problem with test on in the stack or was this straght deca?

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E-Toon
Amateur Bodybuilder
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posted August 17, 2000 09:28 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for E-Toon   Click Here to Email E-Toon     Edit/Delete Message
"I MADE THIS BITCH BLEED LIKE SHE WAS A VIRGIN!! "

Yah LUV2SuckDick, you're cool man!

And people wonder why this loser gets flamed??

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DYLAN
Pro Bodybuilder
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posted August 17, 2000 10:05 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for DYLAN     Edit/Delete Message
That's why I don't take deca without some sort of test. Never happened to me. Clomid EOD helps too.
D.

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